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253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

253344  Mr. Shine: *flicks lit match*

253360  hammy: Roll that beautiful bean footage!!

253340  Knice: Me so honry

253342  Knice: Expecto Patronads

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253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253303 raditzu: They got me, but You still should run!

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah



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 Teechur: @TurdFerguson My students will say, "We live in a democracy. We should be able to vote on whether we have homework or not." To which I reply, "It's a Republic. Go ahead and vote. Just remember that I'm the Electoral College."
 Hiddentigerma: @Noremak I lost all faith in humanity years ago. I understand.
 Noremak: @Hiddentigerma Pretty much and I couldn't resist being a cynical smart ass for the new year.
 Hiddentigerma: @Noremak Really? Because the way I see it. It's way more fair this way.
 Noremak: @Hiddentigerma Gerrymandering, lobbying/private interest, lack of term limits, and public apathy.
 Hiddentigerma: @TurdFerguson You should really look into why the system is the reason it is.
 Bast Relief: RIGGED!!!
 questionable: well gosh, I didn't vote. oh wait, it's illegal for me to. maybe include that in your knock-off literature, Bonnie
 TurdFerguson: We all vote, then the Electoral College does what it wants!
 Scoo: "Aristides" is an awesome name
Image 153723   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
Score:
568
 
 Peach: I am ready to do your bidding, oh glorious Hypo Faucet.
 sparename: Top Tip - Bathe in hippo-vom as a cheap alternative to asses' milk
 mwoody: This feels like a good way to get a bunch of marbles in your plumbing.
 whiplash: Blaarrgggh!
 smarkles: I forgot about those. I was happier then, and I bet it was completely because of my old hippo faucet. It's the only thing that makes sense.
Image 153722   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
784
 
 Prostata: this is how the end begins
 Teechur: Is it bad trigger discipline or not? Technically, s/he does not have fingers to keep off of the trigger.
 addend: Recoil.
 scribbs: "No steppy, motherfucker."
 Amy Housewine: Do not Boop le Snoot.
 questionable: hecking better step off
 ThatGuy: Dare* fuck... Eh it works
 ThatGuy: Tread on me u lil bitch, i date you
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Ah tole't yer'ns doan tridd awn meh!!
 Air Biscuit: @TwoChewbaccas his new years resolution is to put a stop to treading by any means necessary.
 TwoChewbaccas: I told you fuckers not to tread on me!
Image 153721   01-01-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
265
 
 Knice: @Scoo A 71-gallon box of 'em.
 Scoo: 2016 can too
Image 153720   01-01-17   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
346
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Do you dry hair like a gansta or like or professional.
 addend: Had the worst mix-up at the hair salon.
 Mr. Shine: The Electric Six-gun is much better for the environment, but as always, much poorer at it's intended purpose.
 WotGives: Hair dryer? Or Malcolm Reynolds charging his laser pistol?
Image 153719   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
652
 
 addend: Hope you get arrested, sued, and fired.
 Hiddentigerma: He would've gotten away with it too. If he didn't tell people his plan.
 a robot: Timely!
 LaeMi: Unfortunately, all his work colleagues follow his page.
Image 153718   01-01-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
283
 
 Teechur: THERE'S my contact lens!
 Niels Bohr: It's a schooner.
 FabricMan: Have you ever looked at a lawn? I mean, REALLY watched it grow?
 trelyate: is this one of those magic eye puzzles?
 Frank herbert: Get off my lawn. Damn kids
Image 153717   01-01-17   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
84
 
 Prostata: "you mean your mom"
 Lestrange: As fake as your great educational system
 addend: As real as boyfriend's, actually.
 Hiddentigerma: But what if you don't care about it regardless of how real or fake it is? What then Mr sign guy?
 scribbs: Physics, as real as your ignorance.
 bug: technically accurate.
Image 153716   01-01-17   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
418
 
 jazzjunkie: @Skinr Then there's an amazing (read: horrifying) YouTube video you ought to watch...
 addend: Global warming *is* real.
 scribbs: I never realized I was so attracted to fruit...
 Skinr: "grapefruit" is not a euphemism I've heard before
 Frank herbert: Oh god its a rapefruit
 Theta Zero: Freudian field day
Image 153715   12-31-16   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
455
 
 smarkles: @Frank herbert Youve been here for some time, I trust you, that's why lyrics were my first thought.
 Frank herbert: @smarkles yea i wouldnt throw that around just for shits and giggles. Legit lyrics
 jazzjunkie: I prefer Weird Al's version
 Peter Pantsless: I could listen to that guitar riff on an endless loop forever
 The Frito Bandito: This was probably the first song that ever really caught my attention as a kid.
 raditzu: One of very few fancy-ish animated clips then. Stuff brings back memories.
 a robot: @smarkles Some radio stations do play an edited version nowadays, although BACK IN MY DAY they never used to. I don't mind though, I mean it's not a word you really want to toss around randomly
 2Berries: That aint workin
 Scoo: Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it
 smarkles: @Frank herbert I was pretty sure those must be lyrics, so I looked it up. I had no idea that I had only heard an edited version.
 Frank herbert: That little faggot got his own jet-et plane, that little faggots a millionaire
 Frank herbert: That little faggot got his own jet-et plane, that little faggots a millionaire
Image 153714   12-31-16   Uploaded by    hexxx
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