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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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Score:
429
 
 EvilOtter: On all levels except physical I am Guy Fieri. If only other people could see what I see in the mirror.... They too would eat nachos out of a trash can.
 Marsh Darsh: Guy fawx
 Peter Pantsless: @Nothing You stole my journal and gave it to @SpaceCow!
 Nothing: @Peter Pantsless The hell did I do?
 Peter Pantsless: *tears up screenplay, swears at nothing in particular*
 sparename: Wibbly, wibbly, "I see the body, it's lying near water, maybe a lake, or a stream, or some condensation off an A/C unit, or it's dry but it's definitely there, wherever it is, if it is at all and it's dead, or not, or if it isn't, I can see it so clearly, through the fog, dense fog, that stops me seeing it..." wibbly, wibbly
Image 152892   12-27-16   Uploaded by    SpaceCow
Score:
105
 
 Marsh Darsh: I'm blue, dah baah Dee dah bah die
 Peter Pantsless: yeah, it's pretty, but I'm sick of waking up like this. Also for the purposes of this comment I don't drink *glug*
 KingTrebek: oh i see, the light spot looks kinda like mascot, right?
Image 152891   12-27-16   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
292
 
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot buns of steel? nice
 a robot: This hot rock feels good on my cold metal butt
Image 152890   12-27-16   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
375
 
 AutoDisaster: The guy on the left looks a lot happier.
 EvilOtter: Order tapeworm eggs online and lose weight now!
 raditzu: Wasn't he the one in Power Rangers?
 Scoo: Ethan Suplee. Good on him.
 Peter Pantsless: Dang, boi, write a book, make millions
 funny in the wall: @a robot isn't he in a thing now too? if it's him he's even larger now
 grizzly: And then he died.
 a robot: Hey it's that guy who was in that one thing
 Kim: Black is very slimming.
Image 152889   12-27-16   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
378
 
 SpaceCow: Thanks to Magrathean innovation, everyone can get a deserted island on your planet.
 Frank herbert: Floating islands. 3rd wierdest thing today
 Peter Pantsless: *turns gravity on* *fire, and lots of it*
Image 152888   12-27-16   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
248
 
 Frank herbert: What are they hiding?
 CastleBravo: "No one else has dared to comment for fear of irritating the cops behind the sign".
Image 152887   12-27-16   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
309
 
 SomeCanadian: Is that you, @Wet farts ? We've discovered your secret identity. And decided it should stay secret. :P
 aoaoaoao: Fresh towel every 3 hours.
 EvilOtter: More 'bait'n here than a Catholic all-boys boarding school.
 Wet farts: I'd be impressed if he had the spaceship on all six screens logged in with six different user names.
 Frank herbert: So are the monitors underneath for support? God forbid that chain breaks.
 Mr. Whiskers: How to Die While Jerking Off
 Jennerator: How the 90's builds a scene called 'the future'
 Peach: @Gomi Day This comment pleases me.
 Greek Fire: I hope that's plywood and not particle board. Dude'll be crushed if it gives way.
 Gomi Day: serial experiments lame
 sparename: "Jus' chillin' in 'The Wankatorium' and you?"
Image 152886   12-27-16   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Image 152885 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Bad Dad. Your image was bad, Bad Dad.
Score:
268
 
 Cami: You could've just called time out.
 redmonkey3: Ralph Steadman all the way! HST RIParty!
 Teechur: Damn you, Negan!
 jochenau: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Or two eyes. Or their entire head.
 a robot: Just take your toys and go home.
 Air Biscuit: This is why i dont go first.
 Warrax: Looks like things just got interesting.
Image 152884   12-27-16   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
358
 
 ASTER: Oh! ALL the crystal gems.
 jochenau: Kylo Ren apparently suffers from gynecomastia.
 Peter Pantsless: Uh, I BELIEVE you're missing a certain demographic. The one that a certain Mr. Strauss doesn't give a shit about
 Yam: Shit, the Japanese are on to me!
 sparename: Damn your NSA and their full-body scanners
Image 152883   12-27-16   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
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