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248920  Robespierre: @Felicity Bumbershootville. Motto: "Acres Of Clams"

248972  Yurishiro: The Secretary of Defense was baffled when he received the President's orders.

248719  Air Biscuit: I'm still laughing to myself about this a day or two (dunno howmuch time has elapsed) later without even seeing it. Jolly good show.

248966  sparename: And now, with the advances in Biro cheapness and the fact that I hardly actually write anything anymore, the only use I can find for liquid ink is showing up cracks in printed circuit boards or metal castings

248923  Robespierre: Heavy rotation

248896  Science: @raditzu: It's a special courier service called "Se-mail."

248974  Yurishiro: All I can say about this is... Boner tails freak me out.

248975  Yurishiro: @nothing

248959  Christina: Feels good, man.

248906  Science: Awesome joke, Aidan. Too bad this person was almost murdered by a psychopath and has now had her entire life turned upside down. Dick.

248978  Yurishiro: BUT CAN YOU GUESS WHO OF THESE IS HIS DATE?

248921  Mad Collager: Soon he will dream of the electric torch.

248979  Yurishiro: Mao.

248908  Science: Please don't show this to my dog. It's bad enough that he constantly slaps at the gate to go outside.

248946  Air Biscuit: Doncha listen to him Dan, hes a devil not a man, and hes drenched the burning sands with water. Cool. Clear. Water.

248963  Christina: It's a trap!

248924  Mad Collager: @VoR He wanted the image to post without it being changed to "apple".

248968  Yurishiro: @Knice thank you for not saying deez nutz.

248969  Yurishiro: FUCK YEA CURLIIIING!!! YOUESSAY! YOUESSAY!

248928  Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward I thought Dolly was a llama!

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2. glenalec
3. Felicity
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5. Air Biscuit
6. Dr Awkward
7. DrNinjaman
8. tib gubb
9. Side Boob
10. Robespierre



The top ten most commented-on images today:

248714 Felicity: Go away, it*s Narnia business

248839 piranharama: Steering Wheel is Not Responding

248843 tib gubb: that's the temporal paradox episode

248923 Robespierre: Heavy rotation

248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.

248870 Jaunty Shrimp: Dont make me kermy...you won't like me when I'm kermy

248731 Felicity: Where you go to lick the daily slimer

248853 Jaunty Shrimp: @Robespierre If you judge a book by the cover, then you judge the look by lover heh

248841 brian greene: from which part of the english language did you get the word "surplexed" ????

248935 Mad Collager: @Robespierre Sir, please help me up the stairs. Oh yes! Oh Yes!!



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Supermansbrother uploaded 248687 (918 points)
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Yurishiro uploaded 248838 (903 points)
randomhobo uploaded 248654 (896 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 248522 (879 points)
Bad Dad uploaded 248893 (869 points)
younglink uploaded 248579 (863 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248861 (851 points)
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 6. Bagels: 2585 points
 7. Not A Bot: 2570 points
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 9. violentwrath: 2286 points
10. Warrax: 2235 points
11. Springbok: 2157 points
12. tina: 2135 points
13. dingding: 2131 points
14. Nope: 2114 points
15. Shay: 1986 points
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Score:
429
 
 EvilOtter: On all levels except physical I am Guy Fieri. If only other people could see what I see in the mirror.... They too would eat nachos out of a trash can.
 Marsh Darsh: Guy fawx
 Peter Pantsless: @Nothing You stole my journal and gave it to @SpaceCow!
 Nothing: @Peter Pantsless The hell did I do?
 Peter Pantsless: *tears up screenplay, swears at nothing in particular*
 sparename: Wibbly, wibbly, "I see the body, it's lying near water, maybe a lake, or a stream, or some condensation off an A/C unit, or it's dry but it's definitely there, wherever it is, if it is at all and it's dead, or not, or if it isn't, I can see it so clearly, through the fog, dense fog, that stops me seeing it..." wibbly, wibbly
Image 152892   12-27-16   Uploaded by    SpaceCow
Score:
105
 
 Marsh Darsh: I'm blue, dah baah Dee dah bah die
 Peter Pantsless: yeah, it's pretty, but I'm sick of waking up like this. Also for the purposes of this comment I don't drink *glug*
 KingTrebek: oh i see, the light spot looks kinda like mascot, right?
Image 152891   12-27-16   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
292
 
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot buns of steel? nice
 a robot: This hot rock feels good on my cold metal butt
Image 152890   12-27-16   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
375
 
 AutoDisaster: The guy on the left looks a lot happier.
 EvilOtter: Order tapeworm eggs online and lose weight now!
 raditzu: Wasn't he the one in Power Rangers?
 Scoo: Ethan Suplee. Good on him.
 Peter Pantsless: Dang, boi, write a book, make millions
 funny in the wall: @a robot isn't he in a thing now too? if it's him he's even larger now
 grizzly: And then he died.
 a robot: Hey it's that guy who was in that one thing
 Kim: Black is very slimming.
Image 152889   12-27-16   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
378
 
 SpaceCow: Thanks to Magrathean innovation, everyone can get a deserted island on your planet.
 Frank herbert: Floating islands. 3rd wierdest thing today
 Peter Pantsless: *turns gravity on* *fire, and lots of it*
Image 152888   12-27-16   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
248
 
 Frank herbert: What are they hiding?
 CastleBravo: "No one else has dared to comment for fear of irritating the cops behind the sign".
Image 152887   12-27-16   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
309
 
 SomeCanadian: Is that you, @Wet farts ? We've discovered your secret identity. And decided it should stay secret. :P
 addend: Fresh towel every 3 hours.
 EvilOtter: More 'bait'n here than a Catholic all-boys boarding school.
 Wet farts: I'd be impressed if he had the spaceship on all six screens logged in with six different user names.
 Frank herbert: So are the monitors underneath for support? God forbid that chain breaks.
 Mr. Whiskers: How to Die While Jerking Off
 Jennerator: How the 90's builds a scene called 'the future'
 Peach: @Gomi Day This comment pleases me.
 Greek Fire: I hope that's plywood and not particle board. Dude'll be crushed if it gives way.
 Gomi Day: serial experiments lame
 sparename: "Jus' chillin' in 'The Wankatorium' and you?"
Image 152886   12-27-16   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Image 152885 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Bad Dad. Boo, Bad Dad.
Score:
268
 
 addend: You could've just called time out.
 redmonkey3: Ralph Steadman all the way! HST RIParty!
 Teechur: Damn you, Negan!
 jochenau: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Or two eyes. Or their entire head.
 a robot: Just take your toys and go home.
 Air Biscuit: This is why i dont go first.
 Warrax: Looks like things just got interesting.
Image 152884   12-27-16   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
358
 
 ASTER: Oh! ALL the crystal gems.
 jochenau: Kylo Ren apparently suffers from gynecomastia.
 Peter Pantsless: Uh, I BELIEVE you're missing a certain demographic. The one that a certain Mr. Strauss doesn't give a shit about
 Yam: Shit, the Japanese are on to me!
 sparename: Damn your NSA and their full-body scanners
Image 152883   12-27-16   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
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