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263429  agger gater: So cute. How does he/she keep his/her glasses on?

263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest


263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

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 Borkf: @Air Biscuit Pupholder fluid is self filling, but smells bad.
 SomeCanadian: Gotta pull over. The e-brake needs a p-break.
 Air Biscuit: @a robot did you check the pupholder fluid level?
 Henrywags: A long time ago in a dog shelter far far away....
 a robot: My car came with a pupholder, but it was empty. Should I take it back to the dealership to get that fixed??
 LaeMi: Borkf-holder
Image 151740   12-22-16   Uploaded by    SpaceCow
 scribbs: Life is short, but not short enough. Drink a lot!
 Hiddentigerma: I am trying.
 SomeCanadian: I don't need to be told by you, advertisement.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Ya know with that confident red lettering and both the old liquors i cant go wrong can i?
 Go Lingan: And life gets shorter
 Henrywags: Challenge Accepted.
 a robot: Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Image 151739   12-22-16   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
 Skaalar: SOLD.
 Mr. Shine: I would love to play this.
 Air Biscuit: I would buy this if they included the Roger Murtaugh DLC.
Image 151738   12-22-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Noremak: @jochenau The Blue (photo)Bomber
 jochenau: @jochenau Wait there's a Link too! But I can't change the first comment to hide the evidence of my failure because I've lost purpleness again.
 jochenau: ...why is Mega Man on an otherwise entirely Mario-themed tree?
 Spazstatic: I don't know if I can 1up this.
Image 151737   12-22-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 WaffleIron: @SomeCanadian : I used to know that too. I feel shame.
 Skaalar: Damn panda. Who invited the not-really-a-bear to the party!?
 SomeCanadian: @WaffleIron Pandas eat bamboo. You're thinking of koalas.
 AverageJoe: MOAR
 Henrywags: When you're on a diet and someone offers you cake.
 LieutenantTofu: Get endangered if you want cake
 WaffleIron: @Nope : I'm sure it's a eucalyptus cake, so it tastes like chapstick and a535.
 LaeMi: Is that red on his chin from the cake? I don't see any red on the cake!
 Nope: Now I want cake, why does the panda get to have cake and not me? Fuck you Panda
Image 151736   12-22-16   Uploaded by    Peach
 SpaceCow: Sure, it will ask for a stray cat first but don't think about it.
 DrinkMixMan: At the moment, serving hot dogs
 Air Biscuit: Insufficient funds.
 LieutenantTofu: Press button. Receive bacon. Enjoy bacon
 Warrax: Hot dogs; every part of the animal, from the ass to the mouth!
 LaeMi: But there is a ridiculous mustard surcharge.
 Nope: Finally science does something useful
Image 151735   12-22-16   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
 UseYourName: Well, that's fair -- I'm ordering a pizza, not a caserole
 Hiddentigerma: Just cook it for longer.
 Skaalar: @UseYourName ..... I wanna be able to order casseroles now.
 jochenau: @jazzjunkie Absolutely! Anchovies should be added in the privacy of your own home; the rest of us don't need to know about your depraved tastes.
 UseYourName: Well, that's fair -- I'm ordering a pizza, not a caserole
 Fishy: @jazzjunkie I'd like to see that teleporter in action
 jazzjunkie: Pro tip: simple stuff like olives and anchovies can be added after it's delivered.
 Nope: Dont tell me how to live my life.
Image 151734   12-22-16   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
 SomeCanadian: Meth. Yeah, just meth.
 Go Lingan: Karma
 Himesama: @LaeMi My mom pulled a rat's spine partially out from it's tail when she was trying to unstick it from a trap.
 LaeMi: I've seen worse in traps I have had to set.
 ASTER: Wow... Childhood ruined... mind = blown... "That's okay I didn't want to sleep tonight"... creepy pasta...
Image 151733   12-22-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Skaalar: Rip Tanbod... Something sounds a little off there...
 jochenau: @Scoo @Warrax The Friendly Spaceship is the best precisely because people ask and answer these sorts of questions.
 DrinkMixMan: If you're dumb enough to buy a new space car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to beam to Big Bill Hell's!
 SomeCanadian: @Warrax @Scoo No, that's my porno pseudonym. You probably saw me in the porn parody Space Menage-a-three.
 Henrywags: Fuck Uranus too.
 Warrax: @Scoo No, but it should have been.
 Red: "by Mark Watney"
 Scoo: Wasn't 'Rip Tanbod' one of the Space Mutiny names?
 LaeMi: Genuine LOL.
 Nope: Red eye more like brown eye. Wait that's Jupiter...
 dobbiesdoogs: tallest mountain in the solar system, think you're king shit? not anymore, suck all the dicks
 WaffleIron: Red planet? More like dead planet!
Image 151732   12-22-16   Uploaded by    ButtNutz
 Skaalar: About time.
 jochenau: 0118 999 88199 9119 725 3
 Lestrange: @Lestrange SparkyLady is a domestic and commercial electrical maintenance and installations service operating out of the Northern Beaches of Sydney. We provide friendly, local and reliable service that always comes with a smile! Please contact us for further details hope to hear from you soon. North Manley in Sydney. Isn't Google fantastic?
 Lestrange: Australia? Certainly not the UK.
 Warrax: Smooth like a Ken doll back there. Don't ask how.
 ASTER: We've bred our electricians to have NO BUMCRACK.
 Nope: There is a lot of money in trades with the whole "we show up on time and dont smell" guarantee. Have like 4 family members basing their livelihood on it.
 WaffleIron: The best electrician in town.
Image 151731   12-22-16   Uploaded by    piratepom
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