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248967  San DoDo: If I go there will be trouble and if I stay it will be double

248906  Robespierre: @Science Vegas is Ground Zero for dicks. But I'm trying to figure out what Goodsprings has to do with this BS - only thing there is a pseudo-biker bar.

248935  E. HONDA: this shag carpeting is out of control

248937  Science: @Side Boob: Magic helmet?

248881  Science: @Felicity: In 90's sci-fi, it was pretty much understood that the Brits would pretty much take over the world. That's why you get those iconic scenes in things like Blade Runner where Deckard is going through Brit-Cit, and they have all of those holographic billboards for "Bangers and Mash" and "Heinz Beanz." Turns out that sci-fi was wrong on that call.

248937  Side Boob: @Science MY SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET!

248950  Christina: Beauty of North Korea.

248965  E. HONDA: this image is not only words, the whitespace also illustrates the color of their piss

248917  Robespierre: That Karl Kradle looks komfy

248853  KnowLifer: @Mr. Shine @Dr Awkward I wasn't expecting that my comment would lead to this. I simply hate the way it looks on people. What does it represent or what meaning does it have to them is another thing to judge

248920  Robespierre: @Felicity Bumbershootville. Motto: "Acres Of Clams"

248972  Yurishiro: The Secretary of Defense was baffled when he received the President's orders.

248719  Air Biscuit: I'm still laughing to myself about this a day or two (dunno howmuch time has elapsed) later without even seeing it. Jolly good show.

248966  sparename: And now, with the advances in Biro cheapness and the fact that I hardly actually write anything anymore, the only use I can find for liquid ink is showing up cracks in printed circuit boards or metal castings

248923  Robespierre: Heavy rotation

248896  Science: @raditzu: It's a special courier service called "Se-mail."

248974  Yurishiro: All I can say about this is... Boner tails freak me out.

248975  Yurishiro: @nothing

248959  Christina: Feels good, man.

248906  Science: Awesome joke, Aidan. Too bad this person was almost murdered by a psychopath and has now had her entire life turned upside down. Dick.

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248843 tib gubb: that's the temporal paradox episode

248809 Air Biscuit: The Oreader is busted?what if i pay using a currency other than Os?

248839 piranharama: Steering Wheel is Not Responding

248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.

248731 Felicity: Where you go to lick the daily slimer

248923 Robespierre: Heavy rotation

248853 KnowLifer: @Mr. Shine @Dr Awkward I wasn't expecting that my comment would lead to this. I simply hate the way it looks on people. What does it represent or what meaning does it have to them is another thing to judge

248841 brian greene: from which part of the english language did you get the word "surplexed" ????

248870 Jaunty Shrimp: Dont make me won't like me when I'm kermy

248935 Mad Collager: @Robespierre Sir, please help me up the stairs. Oh yes! Oh Yes!!

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11. Springbok: 2157 points
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15. Shay: 1986 points
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 Borkf: @Air Biscuit Pupholder fluid is self filling, but smells bad.
 SomeCanadian: Gotta pull over. The e-brake needs a p-break.
 Air Biscuit: @a robot did you check the pupholder fluid level?
 Henrywags: A long time ago in a dog shelter far far away....
 a robot: My car came with a pupholder, but it was empty. Should I take it back to the dealership to get that fixed??
 LaeMi: Borkf-holder
Image 151740   12-22-16   Uploaded by    SpaceCow
 scribbs: Life is short, but not short enough. Drink a lot!
 Hiddentigerma: I am trying.
 SomeCanadian: I don't need to be told by you, advertisement.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Ya know with that confident red lettering and both the old liquors i cant go wrong can i?
 Go Lingan: And life gets shorter
 Henrywags: Challenge Accepted.
 a robot: Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Image 151739   12-22-16   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
 Skaalar: SOLD.
 Mr. Shine: I would love to play this.
 Air Biscuit: I would buy this if they included the Roger Murtaugh DLC.
Image 151738   12-22-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Noremak: @jochenau The Blue (photo)Bomber
 jochenau: @jochenau Wait there's a Link too! But I can't change the first comment to hide the evidence of my failure because I've lost purpleness again.
 jochenau: ...why is Mega Man on an otherwise entirely Mario-themed tree?
 Spazstatic: I don't know if I can 1up this.
Image 151737   12-22-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 WaffleIron: @SomeCanadian : I used to know that too. I feel shame.
 Skaalar: Damn panda. Who invited the not-really-a-bear to the party!?
 SomeCanadian: @WaffleIron Pandas eat bamboo. You're thinking of koalas.
 AverageJoe: MOAR
 Henrywags: When you're on a diet and someone offers you cake.
 LieutenantTofu: Get endangered if you want cake
 WaffleIron: @Nope : I'm sure it's a eucalyptus cake, so it tastes like chapstick and a535.
 LaeMi: Is that red on his chin from the cake? I don't see any red on the cake!
 Nope: Now I want cake, why does the panda get to have cake and not me? Fuck you Panda
Image 151736   12-22-16   Uploaded by    Peach
 SpaceCow: Sure, it will ask for a stray cat first but don't think about it.
 DrinkMixMan: At the moment, serving hot dogs
 Air Biscuit: Insufficient funds.
 LieutenantTofu: Press button. Receive bacon. Enjoy bacon
 Warrax: Hot dogs; every part of the animal, from the ass to the mouth!
 LaeMi: But there is a ridiculous mustard surcharge.
 Nope: Finally science does something useful
Image 151735   12-22-16   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
 UseYourName: Well, that's fair -- I'm ordering a pizza, not a caserole
 Hiddentigerma: Just cook it for longer.
 Skaalar: @UseYourName ..... I wanna be able to order casseroles now.
 jochenau: @jazzjunkie Absolutely! Anchovies should be added in the privacy of your own home; the rest of us don't need to know about your depraved tastes.
 UseYourName: Well, that's fair -- I'm ordering a pizza, not a caserole
 Fishy: @jazzjunkie I'd like to see that teleporter in action
 jazzjunkie: Pro tip: simple stuff like olives and anchovies can be added after it's delivered.
 Nope: Dont tell me how to live my life.
Image 151734   12-22-16   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
 SomeCanadian: Meth. Yeah, just meth.
 Go Lingan: Karma
 Himesama: @LaeMi My mom pulled a rat's spine partially out from it's tail when she was trying to unstick it from a trap.
 LaeMi: I've seen worse in traps I have had to set.
 ASTER: Wow... Childhood ruined... mind = blown... "That's okay I didn't want to sleep tonight"... creepy pasta...
Image 151733   12-22-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Skaalar: Rip Tanbod... Something sounds a little off there...
 jochenau: @Scoo @Warrax The Friendly Spaceship is the best precisely because people ask and answer these sorts of questions.
 DrinkMixMan: If you're dumb enough to buy a new space car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to beam to Big Bill Hell's!
 SomeCanadian: @Warrax @Scoo No, that's my porno pseudonym. You probably saw me in the porn parody Space Menage-a-three.
 Henrywags: Fuck Uranus too.
 Warrax: @Scoo No, but it should have been.
 Red: "by Mark Watney"
 Scoo: Wasn't 'Rip Tanbod' one of the Space Mutiny names?
 LaeMi: Genuine LOL.
 Nope: Red eye more like brown eye. Wait that's Jupiter...
 dobbiesdoogs: tallest mountain in the solar system, think you're king shit? not anymore, suck all the dicks
 WaffleIron: Red planet? More like dead planet!
Image 151732   12-22-16   Uploaded by    ButtNutz
 Skaalar: About time.
 jochenau: 0118 999 88199 9119 725 3
 Lestrange: @Lestrange SparkyLady is a domestic and commercial electrical maintenance and installations service operating out of the Northern Beaches of Sydney. We provide friendly, local and reliable service that always comes with a smile! Please contact us for further details hope to hear from you soon. North Manley in Sydney. Isn't Google fantastic?
 Lestrange: Australia? Certainly not the UK.
 Warrax: Smooth like a Ken doll back there. Don't ask how.
 ASTER: We've bred our electricians to have NO BUMCRACK.
 Nope: There is a lot of money in trades with the whole "we show up on time and dont smell" guarantee. Have like 4 family members basing their livelihood on it.
 WaffleIron: The best electrician in town.
Image 151731   12-22-16   Uploaded by    piratepom
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