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183720  dangerkeith3000: @bug If you didn't have indoor plumbing, you'd be grumpy too!

209927  No Penguins Allowed: These sound pretty shitty.

209575  Yurishiro: Step on my cubes!

209902  funny in the wall: @grizzly i meant fatter, wesley was a stick

209901  Not A Bot: Chapter 1: Using the U-bend Urination Technique to avoid dunking in the toilet.

209576  Yurishiro: RAD if you imagined it in sweet robot voice.

209927  kristy: Just as long as I can still *feel* that bass

209909  tib gubb: @Knice it's actually as much the destination as the destination

209919  Prostata: @WaffleIron satanists obviously use FreeBSD because of the daemon.

209919  tib gubb: settle down there edgelord

209199  Science: @carpwoman: I disagree - they're all great

209917  Yurishiro: FTW! For the win! Wait..

209918  deeeeeeeez: Drearplugs

209927  DogsRGreat: So something other than the pricetag can fuck you in the ass.

209877  Mr. Shine: OMG!!! Today he brought the painting I need, but today he brought the fake. He's brought the fake every time. At least ten times since I got the game.

209913  Yurishiro: What the shell??

209912  Yurishiro: This is the leg-endary cat!

209911  Dr Awkward: @Sparkplug @RiderFan @FunkyDrunk I'm here for the Celiac solidarity!

209906  Mr. Shine: Who is the creature on the right?

209912  Dr Awkward: @Bluetocracy Is Boots your cat?

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209747 Spazstatic: And 100% original content gets shut down due to being too similar to recent uploads...

209702 Amy Housewine: It has nothing to do with connecting to the internet. "WiFi Password" is the name of the person who wants you to solve the equation.

209749 Jeffrat: God Damon I wish every newspaper on earth would just stop running Peanuts! It's over, he's dead, everyone who liked it is dead, just end it!

209778 Cami: Now I have a reason to stare.

209762 Air Biscuit: @jochenau on the internet, noone can tell if youve wiped your butt properly.

209771 Science: @Cami: They also mean less equity in your house, which means you're paying more for less.

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209754 Science: I'd rather find $5 and not have a local sports team - they just increase public debt and exist purely to make owners more money.

209843 Side Boob: How do I keep getting into these improbable situations?!



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Score:
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 SomeOtherCanadian: @a robot and don't start a land war in Asia
 smarkles: @DarkTeddy You should see what he looked like at 31.
 ThatGuy: @DarkTeddy past... I agree
 necronomicon: Inconceivable!
 a robot: Never go up against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line!
 DarkTeddy: This is why i dont want to live passed 30
Image 151542   12-21-16   Uploaded by    antipatterns
Score:
394
 
 Frank herbert: Get a microwave and a fridge your golden
 Zukero: Typical sysadmin desk.
 LaeMi: Yeah, but the connection-speed is in the crapper.
 jazzjunkie: It ain't much, but rent is only $500 per month. Welcome to NYC
 LaeMi: Slight re-arrangement and the kitchen chair is redundant.
Image 151541   12-21-16   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
261
 
 Borkf: @Frank herbert I can respect that. The music in 2 was rad. 3 with Knuckles was so deep though. Plus you could actually save.
 Frank herbert: @Borkf preferred 2. Cant really explain why.
 Frank herbert: @Borkf preferred 2. Cant really explain why.
 Zukero: So awesome ! And Sonic proved he can count to three !
 Borkf: Sonic 3 is one of the greatest games of its era.
 AverageJoe: welcome to the next level
Image 151540   12-21-16   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
668
 
 Frank herbert: Bb-88
 Borkf: Is this one of those dog eggs I've been hearing about?
 tib gubb: engage main thrusters
 duckfarts: GET AWAY FROM ME I'M POOPIN
 LaeMi: Rare tan-coated seal.
 dobbiesdoogs: puppers come in ball form now
Image 151539   12-21-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
517
 
 LaeMi: @raditzu - with those nipple-covers, black eyes are a certainty!
 raditzu: @LaeMi i guess women end such run with black eyes and swollen breasts?
 mrwiffler: Peter Andrew Jones!
 a sedated moose: PASTIE DETECTED
 Mr. Shine: Damon Knight wrote "To Serve Man" and lots of other great old science fiction classics.
 Peach: Male gaze intensifies.
 jazzjunkie: On the plus side, the risk of a wardrobe malfunction is close to 0%
 dobbiesdoogs: how many pimps died to make that collar?
 LaeMi: I can assure you, running like that is NOT comfortable!
Image 151538   12-21-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
184
 
 Musician: @werterland I like the way you think
 werterland: @Musician I like the Chicken Bacon Swiss! And now that they've added lettuce and tomato, it's practically healthy!
 Noremak: "Enjoy Arby's." -Nihilist Arby's
 ch: gonna read that this afternoon [FX: puts in "immolater" pile]
 Lestrange: I love that song
 Musician: I was going to edit the comment below until I realized it's funnier when you know I've had a couple. Hey, it's the holidays. I'm allowed. Happy Purim, y'all.
 Musician: a gentle critique by a discrimination customer. Did I mention that I am a big fan of getting their Ruben made with turkey? Awesome!
 duckfarts: on the other hand, 5 for 5 is a good deal
 ButtNutz: This resume sucks
 DarkTeddy: This is eerily similar to my handwriting
Image 151537   12-21-16   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
302
 
 cenecia: Get on my level!
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Air Biscuit no shadow time
 Go Lingan: Paranormal spirit level
 Air Biscuit: @jazzjunkie like in that one episode of rugrats with "the junk food kid"
 Wet farts: This is a level post
 ThatGuy: Fa mlup
 jazzjunkie: "Lahaina Noon": one day a year, the sun is so perfectly aligned directly overhead that tall smooth objects cast no shadow!
Image 151536   12-21-16   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
372
 
 werterland: @Sadbot I guess I feel differently because I don't view having a pet as symbiotic. Pets don't really contribute to our livelihoods like they used to, regardless if it's a dog or a cat. They're just there because we like having them around. We do all the work in the relationship, care-wise. For the record, I am aware that having a pet can't possibly compare to the bond between a parent and its offspring (I'd actually argue that parent/child is a much more symbiotic relationship than pet owner/pet).
 Sadbot: @werterland I personally find it creepy and infantilizing. I'm participating in millennia-old cross-species social symbiosis, not having a dry run for human babies or trying to fill an emotional void with pets. And I get that when people say it they're trying to be cute, but it sure comes across as kinda weird and very inaccurate.
 werterland: @Sadbot Why, though? I've always wondered that about people who are so vehemently against being referred to as a parent of their pet or who are agains people referring to their pet(s) as their child(ren).
 mrwiffler: Why am I thinking serial killer?
 whiplash: That's his step-mom on the left.
 Teechur: Ok, now turn this pic into a shirt for the dog to wear. I'll rad that.
 a robot: Pupper looks so ashamed to be a part of this
 Musician: "You're not my real Dad!" runs off to pee in his laundry.
 tib gubb: never talk to me or my dad every again
 Sadbot: Everytime someone calls me a "dad" in relation to my dog I want to throw up
 jazzjunkie: [Cringe]
 dobbiesdoogs: y u so smol dad
Image 151535   12-21-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
561
 
 Jeannie C: Nice to see gharials are reproducing. They are endangered, apparently.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @ThatGuy famous last words my friend
 ThatGuy: Oh shit! I thought this was some wooden structure
 LaeMi: Anything is a baby-carrier if you are maternal enough.
 dobbiesdoogs: weird, i thought a cayman only seated two
 Derp Herpigan: What a load of croc.
Image 151534   12-21-16   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
619
 
 Lestrange: Cute snapper hon
 mrwiffler: Oh yeah...just post it....dickhead.
 Teechur: If I know this site, his missing back legs have been replaced with wheels.
 a robot: Beware of Peptile
 duckfarts: whoops, i'm sorry, should've labeled the package ANGRY SNAPPING BULLSHIT
 Air Biscuit: *mostly harmless
 LaeMi: RAD for picture. (BAD for idiot mistreating animal. I hope the sender was prosecuted and the turtle found a good home)
Image 151533   12-21-16   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
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