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248903  Mr Bleak: @a robot Really? "Fuck fucking fucked fucker fucking fuckups fuck fucking fucked fucking fuckup fucking fucker's fucking fuckup." --- Lewis Black. So we can ...

249347  raditzu: I know a few chicks with similar feature.

249350  raditzu: Baby on board!

249363  raditzu: Again...

249360  SuedeOxford: [scooby dooby doo]

249363  2Berries: I dig the caddy. Not a fan of the sedans but the tinted windows & wire wheels are gangster

249360  Yurishiro: [softly poo]

249362  Yurishiro: "Good morning."

249363  Yurishiro: Funky!

249316  Korrok: Korrok approves.

249362  Butcherboy: Top rack safe only

249357  Otterman: Hello, sailor!

249360  Shay: [mostly goo]

249361  Shay: @Minnesotan It's retail, what did you expect?

249361  Minnesotan: I've worked at a place that was closing and it's legit impossible to hire people and yet the people you have are constantly leaving for new jobs and/or don't give a shit or just stop showing up altogether.

249354  Shay: The treasury department got lazy in replacing Andrew Jackson's portrait with Harriet Tubman's, so they settled on this.

249336  Not A Bot: *sigh*

249357  UltraBeverly: Your fetus is showing

249336  Eleftheros: Dont forget to put on sunscreen, stay hydrated & cup the balls dudes

249358  Shay: @sparename More like who dropped the acid?

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249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249205 UltraBeverly: I want in on whatever this is

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Score:
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 tib gubb: what's an arctic stealth patrol without a realistic bear suit?
 savvoy: Third Reich anti-poaching patrol, Schwartzwald, 1938. They always pranked the new guy by telling him he was supposed to wear the decoy, to make it more realistic.
 whiplash: As the war went badly for Germany, Adolf Hitler's behaviour grew more erratic. "Just say Heil Hitler and salute him," the captain told us, "don't say anything about his bear suit."
 Go Lingan: Gnter sporting his Stella McCartney coat, the other nine sticking to Hugo Boss.
 addend: Does a bear shit in the woods? This one just did.
Image 150554   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
350
 
 tib gubb: holy shit. she just broke the code.
 savvoy: A horse with a human face
 LaeMi: Girlfirends!!
Image 150553   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
348
 
 Mad Collager: Look at that horsepower!
 ignatz: None more PT
 whiplash: Choose one or the other, you can't have both. (Actually, you can't have either one, but let's pretend)
 a sedated moose: I don't get it, but I like it.
 ThatGuy: Nice horse!
 Go Lingan: Full speed ahead Mr. Boatswain, full speed ahead
Image 150552   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
507
 
 San DoDo: Giving him a spook
 tib gubb: internet arguments: explained.
 Shay: The sequel to The Thing is turning out good so far.
 Hiddentigerma: @AverageJoe My Butt has been slacking recently.
 AverageJoe: #150543 come on imagebot! really? it's not even 10 posts away
 Go Lingan: Ok. Now I've flossed, seen a periodontist and stopped smoking. Whaddya reckon?
 Borkf: Frightenings are being done.
Image 150551   12-16-16   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
146
 
 jazzjunkie: The gas is too damn high!
 Go Lingan: Stevie is having innervisions again
 DrinkMixMan: 9/10 smoke gas every day
 Borkf: 2.HI 9/10 ME.
 addend: 2.H19 is a good price for UNLEAD.
 DrinkMixMan: Get a grip, you sativa snorter!
 square44: HOW much???
Image 150550   12-16-16   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
600
 
 Science: Jack is a man of many skills.
 Chest Rockwell: I remember that one time it snowed in Seattle.
 Go Lingan: No tokes for me. I'm cool.
 DrinkMixMan: You need to go to jail, hempo.
Image 150549   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
402
 
 Wolfechu: I only see 48. Whoever made this was high as fuck.
 trelyate: #34 is surprisingly polite
 Kess: I don't know, I'm kind of fond of #3
 Ulillillia: Lousy goons
 Mr. Butt: Also, on what planet is "No, thanks, I don't smoke." not respected?
 Mr. Butt: Respect the police coming straight from the underground.
 jochenau: The only time it's been offered to me is when I went to an off-campus meeting of an academic club at my university following a change in the club's leadership; I was kind of shocked. My version was something like, "Uh, I'm good, thanks," followed by sitting there feeling increasingly awkward. I wanted to stay for the sake of trying to be a more sociable and friendly person, but after half an hour or so it became unbearably uncomfortable and I said my goodbyes. This has been another episode of Pointless Anecdotes with @jochenau...tune in next week for more anti-insomnia therapy!
 mrwiffler: "I'm calling the Coast Gaurd"...I like that one.
 Science: @Hiddentigerma: Possibly. They also think weed is injectable and that calling in the Coast Guard is the answer to THC addicts.
 Whatever: This message sponsored by America's finest beer makers who hate competition...
 ASTER: Say NOT to POT.
 whiplash: But what if I AM a Goon? Can I have some ganja?
 Hiddentigerma: "Grass is crass" "I would rather not" Who the hell wrote this. Prince charles?
 ThatGuy: 'sure' seems easier...
 jazzjunkie: You just slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don't need to be coy, Roy Just get yourself free Hop on the bus, Gus You don't need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free
 addend: 25 and 50 were the best.
 Theta Zero: "No thanks" also works pretty well if you don't want to lose friends
 DrinkMixMan: @a robot Cannabinal?
 a robot: #24 though. How does smoking pot make someone a cannibal??
 a robot: Stoner's Pot Palace? Man, that is blatant false advertising!
 DrinkMixMan: Dank username/upload combo.
 DrinkMixMan: The trick is to ask 50 times.
Image 150548   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
471
 
 tib gubb: thanks for the reminder
 Go Lingan: Open to interpretation
 square44: good to know!
Image 150547   12-16-16   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
400
 
 cArdent: But, look, the morn, in russet mantle clad, / Walks o'er the dew of yon high eastward hill
 Mad Collager: There must be mer cats beyond the horizon.
 addend: Do you ever wonder what's out there, beyond the prairie?
Image 150546   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
628
 
 rasmodeus: smashing the patriarchy one electric scooter at a time
 addend: On her way to vote. Eventually.
 Bast Relief: The Segway of the future!
Image 150545   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Peach
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