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263219  wolfpk: Last "licking" session got a little out of hand.

263234  rory: Shit. All mine are something like, "Select the images with street signs" but I always fail because there's like one pixel that has the corner of a street sign in it or some shit.

263202  tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

262712  WannaBee: Road trip with all of my friends!

263213  tib gubb: welcome to real life

263208  lecj07: This image really grabs me.

263213  lecj07: @jochenau So does the "Perform other duties as directed by management." In my experience this is often taken to mean "We own you! Now dance, dance for our amusement!"

263221  lecj07: I get the website name, but I still don't want to see "rip" associated with a condom I intend to use.

263188  Spazstatic: Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Wait, I think that's Steve. Steve! Steve! Steve!

263229  Zaxxoff: Who is America?

263202  Spazstatic: Also the workers. In one case, you don't do a good job, you get fired and get a different job. In the other case, you do bad and you get killed.

263204  Spazstatic: I thought it was a small moose at first.

263215  Knice: @BavidDowie @Nope @jochenau Please forgive my shorthand. My point was that I hope some extra fucked-up-ness, not just our regular fucked-up-ness, happened to allow our system to put that person in place.

263211  Spazstatic: Ya poopin?

263215  Spazstatic: @Knice for what it's worth amp.timeinc.net/time/5366171/…

263201  WannaBee: *whispering* Aflac

263179  Zaxxoff: David Cameron's joyride

263218  dangerkeith3000: Hahahaha this is hilarious. Also, I'm happy they are supportive of their openly lesbian dog.

263213  dangerkeith3000: It says "depending on education level" so if you actually have a degree (awesome for you) the criteria for relevant experience goes down. pre-2008 getting the job wouldn't be a problem, but despite what Trump says, all things are not yet hunky-dory in the employment market and economy. It's getting better...but I would have never thought a recession would last as long as this one did.

263162  Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

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263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263202 tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262984 dangerkeith3000: Yeah I hate this.

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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Score:
507
 
 San DoDo: Giving him a spook
 tib gubb: internet arguments: explained.
 Shay: The sequel to The Thing is turning out good so far.
 Hiddentigerma: @AverageJoe My Butt has been slacking recently.
 AverageJoe: #150543 come on imagebot! really? it's not even 10 posts away
 Go Lingan: Ok. Now I've flossed, seen a periodontist and stopped smoking. Whaddya reckon?
 Borkf: Frightenings are being done.
Image 150551   12-16-16   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
146
 
 jazzjunkie: The gas is too damn high!
 Go Lingan: Stevie is having innervisions again
 DrinkMixMan: 9/10 smoke gas every day
 Borkf: 2.HI 9/10 ME.
 Aaron Spacemuseum: 2.H19 is a good price for UNLEAD.
 DrinkMixMan: Get a grip, you sativa snorter!
 square44: HOW much???
Image 150550   12-16-16   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
600
 
 Science: Jack is a man of many skills.
 Chest Rockwell: I remember that one time it snowed in Seattle.
 Go Lingan: No tokes for me. I'm cool.
 DrinkMixMan: You need to go to jail, hempo.
Image 150549   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
402
 
 Wolfechu: I only see 48. Whoever made this was high as fuck.
 trelyate: #34 is surprisingly polite
 Kess: I don't know, I'm kind of fond of #3
 Ulillillia: Lousy goons
 Mr. Butt: Also, on what planet is "No, thanks, I don't smoke." not respected?
 Mr. Butt: Respect the police coming straight from the underground.
 jochenau: The only time it's been offered to me is when I went to an off-campus meeting of an academic club at my university following a change in the club's leadership; I was kind of shocked. My version was something like, "Uh, I'm good, thanks," followed by sitting there feeling increasingly awkward. I wanted to stay for the sake of trying to be a more sociable and friendly person, but after half an hour or so it became unbearably uncomfortable and I said my goodbyes. This has been another episode of Pointless Anecdotes with @jochenau...tune in next week for more anti-insomnia therapy!
 mrwiffler: "I'm calling the Coast Gaurd"...I like that one.
 Science: @Hiddentigerma: Possibly. They also think weed is injectable and that calling in the Coast Guard is the answer to THC addicts.
 Whatever: This message sponsored by America's finest beer makers who hate competition...
 ASTER: Say NOT to POT.
 whiplash: But what if I AM a Goon? Can I have some ganja?
 Hiddentigerma: "Grass is crass" "I would rather not" Who the hell wrote this. Prince charles?
 ThatGuy: 'sure' seems easier...
 jazzjunkie: You just slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don't need to be coy, Roy Just get yourself free Hop on the bus, Gus You don't need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free
 superfudge: 25 and 50 were the best.
 Theta Zero: "No thanks" also works pretty well if you don't want to lose friends
 DrinkMixMan: @a robot Cannabinal?
 a robot: #24 though. How does smoking pot make someone a cannibal??
 a robot: Stoner's Pot Palace? Man, that is blatant false advertising!
 DrinkMixMan: Dank username/upload combo.
 DrinkMixMan: The trick is to ask 50 times.
Image 150548   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
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 tib gubb: thanks for the reminder
 Go Lingan: Open to interpretation
 square44: good to know!
Image 150547   12-16-16   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
400
 
 cArdent: But, look, the morn, in russet mantle clad, / Walks o'er the dew of yon high eastward hill
 Mad Collager: There must be mer cats beyond the horizon.
 wootman: Do you ever wonder what's out there, beyond the prairie?
Image 150546   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
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 rasmodeus: smashing the patriarchy one electric scooter at a time
 togboat: On her way to vote. Eventually.
 Bast Relief: The Segway of the future!
Image 150545   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
669
 
 Mad Collager: Aggro-Tatorbug
 Niels Bohr: Let's see, I know my dageurreotype viewer is around here somewhere.
 jochenau: Awww, more Mascot baby pictures!
 a robot: A tiny jaunty purp in the wild!
 Frank herbert: Di i need vr goggles for this?
Image 150544   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
309
 
 San DoDo: Doing him a fright
 Go Lingan: I've brushed and had a mint. Any better now?
 AverageJoe: So, we are at this time of the month again...
 ButtNutz: "Fine! You can have the last McNugget.. I didn't want it that bad anyway.."
Image 150543   12-16-16   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
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 jochenau: I don't have what it takes to nap for less than an hour.
 rasmodeus: I am WAY ahead of schedule.
 AverageJoe: what do you do in the rest and recover days? Cardio?
 Bast Relief: Oh please yes I need this so tired.
 Frank herbert: Im a beast. I did the whole 3p day work out in a little over a day
 Air Biscuit: I can be a contender.
 WaffleIron: Recover? Bloody hacks.
Image 150542   12-16-16   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
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