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248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

248681  VeeKay: This is what happens when care givers lose their shit

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248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson

248685 dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248646 Felicity: Enough with the royal-watching

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248680 dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!



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Score:
146
 
 jazzjunkie: The gas is too damn high!
 Go Lingan: Stevie is having innervisions again
 DrinkMixMan: 9/10 smoke gas every day
 Borkf: 2.HI 9/10 ME.
 addend: 2.H19 is a good price for UNLEAD.
 DrinkMixMan: Get a grip, you sativa snorter!
 square44: HOW much???
Image 150550   12-16-16   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
600
 
 Science: Jack is a man of many skills.
 Chest Rockwell: I remember that one time it snowed in Seattle.
 Go Lingan: No tokes for me. I'm cool.
 DrinkMixMan: You need to go to jail, hempo.
Image 150549   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
402
 
 Wolfechu: I only see 48. Whoever made this was high as fuck.
 trelyate: #34 is surprisingly polite
 Kess: I don't know, I'm kind of fond of #3
 Ulillillia: Lousy goons
 Mr. Butt: Also, on what planet is "No, thanks, I don't smoke." not respected?
 Mr. Butt: Respect the police coming straight from the underground.
 jochenau: The only time it's been offered to me is when I went to an off-campus meeting of an academic club at my university following a change in the club's leadership; I was kind of shocked. My version was something like, "Uh, I'm good, thanks," followed by sitting there feeling increasingly awkward. I wanted to stay for the sake of trying to be a more sociable and friendly person, but after half an hour or so it became unbearably uncomfortable and I said my goodbyes. This has been another episode of Pointless Anecdotes with @jochenau...tune in next week for more anti-insomnia therapy!
 mrwiffler: "I'm calling the Coast Gaurd"...I like that one.
 Science: @Hiddentigerma: Possibly. They also think weed is injectable and that calling in the Coast Guard is the answer to THC addicts.
 Whatever: This message sponsored by America's finest beer makers who hate competition...
 ASTER: Say NOT to POT.
 whiplash: But what if I AM a Goon? Can I have some ganja?
 Hiddentigerma: "Grass is crass" "I would rather not" Who the hell wrote this. Prince charles?
 ThatGuy: 'sure' seems easier...
 jazzjunkie: You just slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don't need to be coy, Roy Just get yourself free Hop on the bus, Gus You don't need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free
 addend: 25 and 50 were the best.
 Theta Zero: "No thanks" also works pretty well if you don't want to lose friends
 DrinkMixMan: @a robot Cannabinal?
 a robot: #24 though. How does smoking pot make someone a cannibal??
 a robot: Stoner's Pot Palace? Man, that is blatant false advertising!
 DrinkMixMan: Dank username/upload combo.
 DrinkMixMan: The trick is to ask 50 times.
Image 150548   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
471
 
 tib gubb: thanks for the reminder
 Go Lingan: Open to interpretation
 square44: good to know!
Image 150547   12-16-16   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
400
 
 cArdent: But, look, the morn, in russet mantle clad, / Walks o'er the dew of yon high eastward hill
 Mad Collager: There must be mer cats beyond the horizon.
 addend: Do you ever wonder what's out there, beyond the prairie?
Image 150546   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
628
 
 rasmodeus: smashing the patriarchy one electric scooter at a time
 addend: On her way to vote. Eventually.
 Bast Relief: The Segway of the future!
Image 150545   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
669
 
 Mad Collager: Aggro-Tatorbug
 Niels Bohr: Let's see, I know my dageurreotype viewer is around here somewhere.
 jochenau: Awww, more Mascot baby pictures!
 a robot: A tiny jaunty purp in the wild!
 Frank herbert: Di i need vr goggles for this?
Image 150544   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
309
 
 San DoDo: Doing him a fright
 Go Lingan: I've brushed and had a mint. Any better now?
 AverageJoe: So, we are at this time of the month again...
 ButtNutz: "Fine! You can have the last McNugget.. I didn't want it that bad anyway.."
Image 150543   12-16-16   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
443
 
 jochenau: I don't have what it takes to nap for less than an hour.
 rasmodeus: I am WAY ahead of schedule.
 AverageJoe: what do you do in the rest and recover days? Cardio?
 Bast Relief: Oh please yes I need this so tired.
 Frank herbert: Im a beast. I did the whole 3p day work out in a little over a day
 Air Biscuit: I can be a contender.
 WaffleIron: Recover? Bloody hacks.
Image 150542   12-16-16   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
443
 
 Mad Collager: Well, at least he can tell easily the narrowest opening he'll fit through.
 Go Lingan: Salvador Dali's grandson compensating for his lack of talent as a painter
 Hiddentigerma: Waluigi cosplayers are my favourite.
 Jotun: @Frank herbert Ch-ch-ch cheeeese
 Frank herbert: Monty found cheese
Image 150541   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Peach
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