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272868  Mumbles: Do you realize how much counter space you're losing by putting your microwave in the corner? Amateur hour here.

272785  Teechur: Is this Ragetti?

272789  Teechur: I can do this with flatulence, as well.

272843  UltraBeverly: Elsie, you are one sexy motherfucker

272856  wolfpk: *Jaw theme playing*

272856  Springbok: Always save your snacks for later, so they grow up into dinner.

272830  Dr. Bathroom: I like the Windows 95 font.

272839  Not A Bot: really want to beleive this is an art student carrying his portfolio.

272844  Dr. Bathroom: Cock cock cock cock cock and vagina High School!

272854  Sadbot: I always think of the arch as the gateway to the True Midwest, welcome to 500 states that are all corn and a million casseroles

272807  Teechur: His trunk will stay clean. Oh, wait. I see rolled up jeans. He probably drives a pristine 4x4 with leather interior and "off-roads" onto fields to park at flea markets where he shops for hipster crap.

272814  Teechur: Should we put Old Bay Village seasoning on it?

272819  AdaMan: Cheese. It gives you ideas.

272845  Teechur: Rad for MAD magazine, but BAD for microposting it.....

272851  Teechur: @Off Topic I'd pay a nickel for a family portrait and include it with our Christmas cards this year.

272846  dangerkeith3000: This picture is almost as awesome as the cannibalism pros and cons discourse on #272816

272836  dangerkeith3000: Never bring a knife to a gun fight.

272838  dangerkeith3000: My cousin's boyfriend has a huge truck with the license plate "LIL MAN". Granted he *is* 5'4"...

272849  dangerkeith3000: Dinochicken

272837  Snow Plow: little pink hound dogs for you and me

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272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272816 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Possibly. Though how lean the cut of human flesh is and the age of it would probably matter more, I'm guessing.

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Score:
287
 
 Science: I remember this from NARCS. Then I got to shoot Junkies and PCP Clowns. I love that game.
 BeagleMan44: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
 AverageJoe: Really? Have you seen one of those chinese MMORPG farms?
 LaeMi: I do lots of drugs. My Dr says I have to.
 SunWukong: Charlie Sheen is winning. I suspect drugs in his case.
 a robot: I respectfully disagree, Mr. Sessions.
 Ulillillia: If you believe in yourself, drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk - you can get work!
 a sedated moose: Pffsh, winning's for losers, anyway. [BONG RIP INTENSIFIES]
 Peter Pantsless: Unless they are of the performance-enhancing type
Image 150313   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
Score:
548
 
 Jotun: @Borkf Agreed. What I wrote is more of an idea than a strongly held belief for me. I like your view on it.
 Wookiee: I don't think she has the full muppet costume on yet.
 hearsegirl: yo dawg, i heard you like ruffles...
 Borkf: @Jotun There's a thin line between parody and seriousness. I see a lot of serious stuff that is explained away as mockery when it gets called out. I'm thinking about the alt-right "joke" nazi salutes. I probably shouldn't make this political though.
 Timeline8677: I think I saw that thing on American Dad.
 Jotun: @jochenau It's the fashion counterculture. The designers are intentionally criticizing the fashion industry. Think of all the crap runway models wear that nobody in real life would. It's just a cabal of the self-important. What better way to subvert them than to parade the most impractical clothing?
 SunWukong: @jochenau What do you think the super-rich are going to do with their money? Feed people?
 jochenau: Why is there a significant amount of money invested in this kind of nonsense?
 Air Biscuit: Dysotopian janitor.
 Frank herbert: Butbdoes she shave?
 2Berries: Swiffer for dead hookers
 trelyate: in soviet Russia, tampon inserts woman!
 a sedated moose: Loofah; so hot right now.
 Warrax: Clean out your dang lint trap.
 dobbiesdoogs: "who are you wearing?" "swiffer"
 Nope: We've evolved as a society where the person that created this can live a comfortable life. That's kinda cool.
 1979: Offs
Image 150312   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Image 150311 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Fursona. We'll pray for you, Fursona.
Score:
500
 
 Outis: Pretty sure TIME is just assuming all its remaining readers are senile now and won't remember the last issue.
 LaeMi: @Bast Relief - Plenty of evidence NOT having down-time holds one back academically/professionally.
 Jotun: @Mr. Whiskers I've heard theories that it was video that had committed that heinous crime.
 Bast Relief: I don't care if it holds one back academically. I think it's important that people have some unstructured downtime. For all of us. Not just kids.
 Mr. Whiskers: Reminds me of MTVNews' expose on who killed the radio star
Image 150310   12-14-16   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
365
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Tiny, but fierce.
 Ulillillia: I am Sasha Fierce
 Nope: Be who you are if that's fierce than that's ok if its cute than that's ok too
 Peter Pantsless: "I'm a chicken hawk!"
Image 150309   12-14-16   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
1311
 
 msmstud: @White Rice -- Thank you for reminding me this comic exists; I'll binge on it in the near future.
 msmstud: @a robot @BILL DOOR -- CATS HUNT ALONE TO TAKE DOWN PREY SMALLER THAN THEMSELVES WHEREAS DOGS WORK TOGETHER TO TAKE DOWN PREY LARGER THAN THEMSELVES. DOGS APPEAR TO ACT DUMBER THAN CATS, BUT THEY DO SO FOR COMPLEX REASONS RELATING TO VERSATILITY IN LEARNING AND SOCIAL MODELS. CATS APPEAR SMARTER THAN DOGS FOR HAVING SIMPLER COGNITIVE PROCESSES AND PREROGATIVES. THAT SAID, I AM A CAT PERSON, BUT I'M ALSO AN ASSHOLE, SO THAT KIND OF MAKES SENSE.
 BILL DOOR: @a robot CATS HAVE A SORT OF GRAVITAS DOGS ALMOST ENTIRELY LACK. ALSO, THEY CAN MAKE THEIR OWN ARRANGEMENTS REGARDING EXCRETION.
 a robot: @BILL DOOR I love dogs and I want to pet every dog I see, but I wouldn't actually want to have a dog. It's cats forever for me :3
 BILL DOOR: DOGS ARE OKAY. I GUESS. NOT AS NICE AS CATS.
 mom: Everything about this is great
 Nope: Dogs are great
Image 150308   12-14-16   Uploaded by    White Rice
Score:
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 Frank herbert: 1. Pop the top of the vase. 2. Put your spaghetti in that vase. 3. Have her eat from the vase
 Niels Bohr: Been there. Sometimes you're in your hotel room, it's 2 am, and spaghetti has to happen. Ditch the fake flowers and you have the means to make it happen. Housekeeping hates this 1 weird trick.
 questionable: He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti / To drop spaghetti, but he keeps on spaghetti / What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti / He opens his mouth but spaghetti won't come out / He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now / The spaghetti's run out, time's up, over - blaow
 Type2Dia-BeatDown: But is it Mom's spaghetti?
 Noremak: Been a while since I read "The Fox and the Crane."
 Psymon: Waiter, you brought the vase of spaghetti, I ordered the flowerpot.
 huskyboy: Straw please
Image 150307   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
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 msmstud: "Ca-a-an you feel, the love, toni-ight? (Tonight.) It is whe-ere we a-are. It's enough, for this wi-ide-eyed wanderer, tha-at we got this far..."
 Quackzy: At science camp we had to put these on our faces to be part of a cool club, and when I did it the slug curled up on top of my eye
 nlx27: hermaphrodites have it too easy
 LieutenantTofu: Sensing its chances, the make dog performs its equivalent of disco dancing to woo the female
 jochenau: @duckfarts dlerp dlorp dlerp dlorp dlerp dlorp dlerp, danana sluuuuug
 jazzjunkie: (Apple slug for scale)
 Peter Pantsless: Nancy!
 a sedated moose: @Annoying Vegan eeeeeeeewwwwwwww!
 Wookiee: Needs more salt.
 Annoying Vegan : I sat on one of those once.
 duckfarts: squish squish squish squish squish squish squish, banana slug
 Peach: Slugs taste great with a little melted cheese on top.
 Derp Herpigan: Apple slugs
Image 150306   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
224
 
 msmstud: While I sympathize deeply with my celiac friend who can't have all sorts of beers and liquor, I am equally, vehemently at odds with any anti-peanut bastard.
 fanny: @Science seriously. and the antibacterial everything. there is also a higher incidence of allergies in homes that have dishwashers, too
 Science: @fanny: Hysterical parents and children who never go outside and play in the dirt and get the opportunity to build up an immunity to anything.
 whiplash: Jimmy Carter's house. He's so sick of those peanut farmer jokes.
 ethanterry: So, no peanut butter, no celery... NO ANTS ON A LOG! These kids are missing OUT. @jochenau
 fanny: @jochenau that's interesting i had no idea! i read up on in a little it sounds like it's as seruious as a peanut allergy
 Borkf: @Jotun A lot of food allergies fall under that banner I think. Way more "gluten intolerant" people than there ever used to be.
 Jotun: @Jotun *are just due to*
 Jotun: I believe (with I admit no evidence) that a good chunk of kids with peanut allergies are just hysterical parents.
 jochenau: Curiously, celery is a significant food allergy in Europe.
 a robot: In my youth I had to go to church, and there was a YMCA preschool also on the premises. In middle school I used to sneak into the preschool classroom and steal snacks from the snack cupboard, including Reeses Crunchy Peanut Butter Cups (which I don't think exist anymore). The point is, the few times I went back to this church as an adult, there were "peanut free" signs on the classroom doors. It is weird how many more allergies there are nowadays @fanny
 Nothing: That is clearly a dookie
 Bast Relief: So this is what Mr. Hanky is up to these days.
 fanny: @Knice i work with a couple who is new to the states, i asked them what they thought of peanut butter their faces both just lit up and they both gushed about their love of it.
 fanny: @Greek Fire my kid's dr thinks peanuts should be introduced earlier so that kids can build up an immunity to them, plus like you said eating them while pregnant and nursing might help too.
 Warrax: Peanut allergies are lethal.
 Skinr: @Yam the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a peanut, is a good guy with a peanut
 Greek Fire: @fanny I've heard it's because pregnant women eat less peanut butter nowadays.
 Knice: @fanny Hells yes, peanut butter is life.
 Yam: This is terrible idea, now any would-be mass peanutter can walk in there knowing nobody else is carrying a peanut to be able to stop him!
 AlexDeLarge: @fanny it's probably nature slowly purging itself of the scourge that is humanity.
 fanny: and sucks because peanut butter is a gift from sweet baby jesus himself.
 fanny: seriously WTF. back in my day no one was allergic to anything. now there are at least 2 or 3 kids in every class i teach.
 trelyate: friggin millenials
 Nope: Quit trying to tell me what's cool. I decide whats cool. Cool is ninja turtles and pizza hut!!
Image 150305   12-14-16   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
506
 
 msmstud: "So...Aunt Mae...what the fuck was up with that Christmas Card? You made your niece cry. Bitch."
 hearsegirl: @Go Lingan e's not. he's pining for the fjords.
 Go Lingan: What's wrong with it? I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
 ClockworkJackalope: This bird is singing with an otherworldly quire
 Mexico: Why yes, I do enjoy the plague about this time of year.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Silver bells, it's a dead bird in the city
Image 150304   12-14-16   Uploaded by    LogicKitty
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