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253893  Amy Housewine: All comments on this image must be read in a Ringo Starr voice.

253893  Amy Housewine: I recently learned that The Fat Controller's actual name was "Topham Hatt". I never knew this.

253890  grizzly: I'm pooping!

253884  a sedated moose: Tupit Shakur

253886  a sedated moose: My God, it's full of stars!

253899  frenk: Photography: The best tablets to take pictures of tourist destinations with and their hangiest, floppin around everywhere cases.

253899  Fiasco: Also they have really annoying parents!

253888  Laree: All hail hypnodog.

253876  Laree: Carky Cark

253879  Laree: He thinks he's getting an autograph from Jesus. He saw him turn that water to wine.

253885  Whatever: Alas, books can die - we have only a fraction of the books written prior to the invention of printing

253887  Whatever: Mmm lady fingers

253880  Fiveninety: Meijer is immensely better but they only exist in Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Kentucky

253879  Amy Housewine: Dude... like, dude...

253842  Mad Collager: @a robot Well, their costumes are more subtle: Slacker, Daydreamer, Procrastinator, Gamer...

253844  antipatterns: evict the landlord

253849  Mad Collager: There should be a version with a violin mounted on the side. Then each door opening would cause a fiddle jamb.

253856  Mad Collager: Yeah, the kid was wearing red, but he didn't have on a MAGA hat. Also, we think he wasn't from Norway.

253425  Mr Bleak: Luke Bedwalker

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Score:
862
 
 Bob: real-life.jpg
 werterland: No wonder Argus Filch is so cranky.
 whiplash: Groundskeeper Muggle.
 Coolguy: Fuggit, gotta pay dem bills yo.
 Peach: Yer a janitor, Larry.
Image 150205   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
334
 
 Headoftheclass: Puny test.
 Lutha: the correct answer for these is "big balls" hth
 Flirb Dampumple: Radical!
 Marsh Darsh: Your grade is the square root of nothing.
 Marsh Darsh: Your grade is the square root of nothing.
 jochenau: Square roots?
Image 150204   12-14-16   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
497
 
 antipatterns: This honestly looks better than the CGI centaurs in Hercules: The Legendary Journeys.
 Micro Jackson: Centaur of attention!
 Mr. Butt: Metal Jesus here!
 SomeCanadian: This screams of RenFaire.
 Peter Pantsless: I hope the rear part has wheels and they make a "squeaky-squeaky" noise whenever he moves
 Peach: God, they're ALWAYS together. It's like Tim and his new girlfriend are the same person.
Image 150203   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
568
 
 Borkf: Borkfomet.
 Snowta: RAD FOR BAPHOMET
 Donut: Sacrifice THIS, Horn God!
 Spazstatic: Mr. Pickles!
 SomeCanadian: He seems cool with it @Mr. Butt
 Mr. Butt: Satan getting ready to express puppy's glands.
Image 150202   12-14-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
815
 
 Bast Relief: When's the feature length movie?
 carpwoman: Toonces!
 Jayfu: Toonsis, the driving cat
 Skaalar: It was four in the morning and Mendoza still hadn't called in the hit. Rico hoped he wasn't too late to save the possible victim.
 Sandor: See, I told you he could drive! Just not very well!
 fanny: @Ulillillia I member!
 Ulillillia: youtube.com/…
 Donut: How am I reaching the gas pedal?
 SomeCanadian: Sir, do you realize you're a cat? And also your tail light is out?
 Peach: @White Rice Did I forget to bite the hand that feeds me?
 White Rice: Did I leave the oven on?
Image 150201   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Wookiee
Score:
1159
 
 LaeMi: Quick, goslings, the border checkpoint is just up ahead.
 pastme: It's a water-minivan.
 Yam: @Lutha To be fair, it looks like they won't be aircraft for a couple more weeks
 Lutha: heh, your girlfriend may be a horse, but my mom is an aircraft carrier
 Yam: @a sedated moose It's an investment. If being kind to the little ones helps them grow up to be strong, healthy demon birds, it's a net gain for fuckery
 Peter Pantsless: @a sedated moose for real
 Peach: Why does that swan give two shits about all those ugly ducklings?
 a sedated moose: Why isn't that goose being an asshole?
 Lestrange: Snuggy wuggy
 Peter Pantsless: All aboard!
Image 150200   12-14-16   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
438
 
 Headoftheclass: Walrus yawns, turns over, and crushes his legs.
 ThatGuy: Blyat!
 Radstarboom: This is a common occurrence on subs.
 a robot: I looked it up and it doesn't seem like walruses are aggressive toward humans like, say, a hippo is. Still seems like it could fuck you up with those tusks though if it wakes up
 Peach: Yum, we're having horker loaf tonight.
 SomeCanadian: Coo coo kachoo!
 SpaceCow: "Ohhhh, my tenders."
 whiplash: Time to slice him open and crawl inside!
 Peter Pantsless: If it's flats, I basks
Image 150199   12-14-16   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
92
 
 Jabberwikket: "Friends - nothing to show". No kidding ......
 tritium: Oh, hi Mark.
 a robot: @Mr. Butt And his favorite phrase is "Well, ACTUALLY...."
 Sadbot: This man knows how to give an ocular patdown
 Peter Pantsless: Weird Al really let himself go
 fanny: i don't know you but i bet i know how you smell :(
 SpaceCow: The taming of the neckbeard.
 funny in the wall: @Mr. Butt I wouldn't mind talking about atheism but I'll take a pass this time
 whiplash: It's Supercilious Man!
 Mr. Butt: $100 says that he wants to talk to you about atheism.
Image 150198   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Kool Aid Man
Score:
941
 
 whiplash: Aayyyyy!
 thecraftywolf: this is priceless
Image 150197   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
211
 
 Headoftheclass: @rinaldi1337 the Crossfit makes them cool. The 'do's are the icing on the cake.
 rinaldi1337: "I thought you said this would make us cool."
 Air Biscuit: Must have skipped the self checkout.
 Skaalar: I did enjoy the episode with game grumps.
 Marsh Darsh: They are so bad at games
 jazzjunkie: Good mythical morning!
 Minx: You look great, now, time for the wedding rehearsal.
Image 150196   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Minx
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