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273147  kswat: @Amy Housewine of course!

273258  Fiveninety: i didn't think so

273246  funy speling: What's wrong with his hand?

273256  addend: Most of it still looks edible and delicious.

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273198  addend: Question 2: Do you like me, though I am not pizza?

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit Kind of? It's fermented like mead but tastes different. It's called tej

273260  WannaBee: Aww... He's had a ruff day!

273224  WannaBee: In the beginning of the day and I didnt know what to do with it haha was the day I was going to go to bed and I have to take a shower.

273215  Air Biscuit: @Sadbot honey wine like mead?

273256  Littlecraftywolf: @WannaBee take your plus and get out

273256  WannaBee: I'm guessing they were on a Rocky Road?

273043  Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273224  Dr Awkward: In the beginning I was just going on the road and then Ill probably get to see yall but Ill let yall in the afternoon and I can meet up for dinner or if I wanna I want you and you can come to get the stuff

273265  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273255  Air Biscuit: Willard/Ratatouille crossover looking good.

273246  some guy : Cholesterol free as well

273215  Sadbot: @Joseph I am better off for having read this, thank you

273203  Joseph: That's funny because my wife is my copilot and we're driving to church.

273215  Joseph: @Sadbot The pancakes are called injera, but are really difficult to make. It's more or less the same food as Eritrea and Somalia. Eritrean people are fantastic, they will be the best friends you'll ever have. They are better than family actually.

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272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu



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Score:
862
 
 Bob: real-life.jpg
 werterland: No wonder Argus Filch is so cranky.
 whiplash: Groundskeeper Muggle.
 Coolguy: Fuggit, gotta pay dem bills yo.
 Peach: Yer a janitor, Larry.
Image 150205   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
334
 
 Headoftheclass: Puny test.
 Lutha: the correct answer for these is "big balls" hth
 Flirb Dampumple: Radical!
 Marsh Darsh: Your grade is the square root of nothing.
 Marsh Darsh: Your grade is the square root of nothing.
 jochenau: Square roots?
Image 150204   12-14-16   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
497
 
 ethernet: This honestly looks better than the CGI centaurs in Hercules: The Legendary Journeys.
 Micro Jackson: Centaur of attention!
 Mr. Butt: Metal Jesus here!
 SomeCanadian: This screams of RenFaire.
 Peter Pantsless: I hope the rear part has wheels and they make a "squeaky-squeaky" noise whenever he moves
 Peach: God, they're ALWAYS together. It's like Tim and his new girlfriend are the same person.
Image 150203   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
568
 
 Borkf: Borkfomet.
 Snowta: RAD FOR BAPHOMET
 Donut: Sacrifice THIS, Horn God!
 Spazstatic: Mr. Pickles!
 SomeCanadian: He seems cool with it @Mr. Butt
 Mr. Butt: Satan getting ready to express puppy's glands.
Image 150202   12-14-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
815
 
 Bast Relief: When's the feature length movie?
 carpwoman: Toonces!
 Jayfu: Toonsis, the driving cat
 Skaalar: It was four in the morning and Mendoza still hadn't called in the hit. Rico hoped he wasn't too late to save the possible victim.
 Sandor: See, I told you he could drive! Just not very well!
 fanny: @Ulillillia I member!
 Ulillillia: youtube.com/…
 Donut: How am I reaching the gas pedal?
 SomeCanadian: Sir, do you realize you're a cat? And also your tail light is out?
 Peach: @White Rice Did I forget to bite the hand that feeds me?
 White Rice: Did I leave the oven on?
Image 150201   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Wookiee
Score:
1159
 
 LaeMi: Quick, goslings, the border checkpoint is just up ahead.
 pastme: It's a water-minivan.
 Yam: @Lutha To be fair, it looks like they won't be aircraft for a couple more weeks
 Lutha: heh, your girlfriend may be a horse, but my mom is an aircraft carrier
 Yam: @a sedated moose It's an investment. If being kind to the little ones helps them grow up to be strong, healthy demon birds, it's a net gain for fuckery
 Peter Pantsless: @a sedated moose for real
 Peach: Why does that swan give two shits about all those ugly ducklings?
 a sedated moose: Why isn't that goose being an asshole?
 Lestrange: Snuggy wuggy
 Peter Pantsless: All aboard!
Image 150200   12-14-16   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
438
 
 Headoftheclass: Walrus yawns, turns over, and crushes his legs.
 ThatGuy: Blyat!
 Radstarboom: This is a common occurrence on subs.
 a robot: I looked it up and it doesn't seem like walruses are aggressive toward humans like, say, a hippo is. Still seems like it could fuck you up with those tusks though if it wakes up
 Peach: Yum, we're having horker loaf tonight.
 SomeCanadian: Coo coo kachoo!
 SpaceCow: "Ohhhh, my tenders."
 whiplash: Time to slice him open and crawl inside!
 Peter Pantsless: If it's flats, I basks
Image 150199   12-14-16   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
92
 
 Jabberwikket: "Friends - nothing to show". No kidding ......
 tritium: Oh, hi Mark.
 a robot: @Mr. Butt And his favorite phrase is "Well, ACTUALLY...."
 Sadbot: This man knows how to give an ocular patdown
 Peter Pantsless: Weird Al really let himself go
 fanny: i don't know you but i bet i know how you smell :(
 SpaceCow: The taming of the neckbeard.
 funny in the wall: @Mr. Butt I wouldn't mind talking about atheism but I'll take a pass this time
 whiplash: It's Supercilious Man!
 Mr. Butt: $100 says that he wants to talk to you about atheism.
Image 150198   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Kool Aid Man
Score:
941
 
 whiplash: Aayyyyy!
 kate shutupton: this is priceless
Image 150197   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
211
 
 Headoftheclass: @rinaldi1337 the Crossfit makes them cool. The 'do's are the icing on the cake.
 rinaldi1337: "I thought you said this would make us cool."
 Air Biscuit: Must have skipped the self checkout.
 Skaalar: I did enjoy the episode with game grumps.
 Marsh Darsh: They are so bad at games
 jazzjunkie: Good mythical morning!
 Minx: You look great, now, time for the wedding rehearsal.
Image 150196   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Minx
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