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268865  White Rice: Oh shit waddup?

268853  trelyate: a cat that hides its butthole? would adopt

268866  Korrok: I'm okay with this.

268801  wolfpk: Looks like the neighbor just lit his barbecue.

268805  wolfpk: Not all heroes ware capes.

268865  dangerkeith3000: Okay this made me laugh on the inside.

268811  wolfpk: Take a deep breath... (five minutes later) Ok, you can stop any time!

268869  dangerkeith3000: You know! For kids!

268870  dangerkeith3000: Next time it won't be a finger. Gotcha.

268813  wolfpk: Long overdue for a bath!

268844  dangerkeith3000: He's about to show Jack his lumber.

268820  wolfpk: @Mad Collager I figured it was something like that. I am surprised some idiot hasn't tried to jump in.

268845  dangerkeith3000: CLOACA

268838  BavidDowie: you're home early

268851  BavidDowie: This goat masquerading as a tiny cow

268859  BavidDowie: Dreaming of Kung Fu

268864  BavidDowie: 8-3

268855  wolfpk: I can't blame him. I would probably conk out too if I had to sit through that!

268858  wolfpk: *to people not in the room.

268860  Teechur: Favorite scene from Christmas Vacation

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268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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Score:
815
 
 Bast Relief: When's the feature length movie?
 carpwoman: Toonces!
 Jayfu: Toonsis, the driving cat
 Skaalar: It was four in the morning and Mendoza still hadn't called in the hit. Rico hoped he wasn't too late to save the possible victim.
 Sandor: See, I told you he could drive! Just not very well!
 fanny: @Ulillillia I member!
 Ulillillia: youtube.com/…
 Donut: How am I reaching the gas pedal?
 SomeCanadian: Sir, do you realize you're a cat? And also your tail light is out?
 Peach: @White Rice Did I forget to bite the hand that feeds me?
 White Rice: Did I leave the oven on?
Image 150201   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Wookiee
Score:
1159
 
 LaeMi: Quick, goslings, the border checkpoint is just up ahead.
 pastme: It's a water-minivan.
 Yam: @Lutha To be fair, it looks like they won't be aircraft for a couple more weeks
 Lutha: heh, your girlfriend may be a horse, but my mom is an aircraft carrier
 Yam: @a sedated moose It's an investment. If being kind to the little ones helps them grow up to be strong, healthy demon birds, it's a net gain for fuckery
 Peter Pantsless: @a sedated moose for real
 Peach: Why does that swan give two shits about all those ugly ducklings?
 a sedated moose: Why isn't that goose being an asshole?
 Lestrange: Snuggy wuggy
 Peter Pantsless: All aboard!
Image 150200   12-14-16   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
438
 
 Headoftheclass: Walrus yawns, turns over, and crushes his legs.
 ThatGuy: Blyat!
 Radstarboom: This is a common occurrence on subs.
 a robot: I looked it up and it doesn't seem like walruses are aggressive toward humans like, say, a hippo is. Still seems like it could fuck you up with those tusks though if it wakes up
 Peach: Yum, we're having horker loaf tonight.
 SomeCanadian: Coo coo kachoo!
 SpaceCow: "Ohhhh, my tenders."
 whiplash: Time to slice him open and crawl inside!
 Peter Pantsless: If it's flats, I basks
Image 150199   12-14-16   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
92
 
 Jabberwikket: "Friends - nothing to show". No kidding ......
 tritium: Oh, hi Mark.
 a robot: @Mr. Butt And his favorite phrase is "Well, ACTUALLY...."
 Sadbot: This man knows how to give an ocular patdown
 Peter Pantsless: Weird Al really let himself go
 fanny: i don't know you but i bet i know how you smell :(
 SpaceCow: The taming of the neckbeard.
 funny in the wall: @Mr. Butt I wouldn't mind talking about atheism but I'll take a pass this time
 whiplash: It's Supercilious Man!
 Mr. Butt: $100 says that he wants to talk to you about atheism.
Image 150198   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Kool Aid Man
Score:
941
 
 whiplash: Aayyyyy!
 thecraftywolf: this is priceless
Image 150197   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
211
 
 Headoftheclass: @rinaldi1337 the Crossfit makes them cool. The 'do's are the icing on the cake.
 rinaldi1337: "I thought you said this would make us cool."
 Air Biscuit: Must have skipped the self checkout.
 Skaalar: I did enjoy the episode with game grumps.
 Marsh Darsh: They are so bad at games
 jazzjunkie: Good mythical morning!
 Minx: You look great, now, time for the wedding rehearsal.
Image 150196   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Minx
Score:
418
 
 scribbs: Great. I just had to google poppy, watch a couple videos, and now until the end of time youtube is going to be recommending that crap to me.
 Druman9991: Who is this chick
 guest: @a sedated moose Poppy being Poppy
 Skaalar: Starting to think that these are the signs of a serial killer.
 Donut: Diversification
 a sedated moose: What the shit is this fuck?
 Lestrange: Away, no, so what, I know how in that order.
 Peter Pantsless: To answer your first question, I'm on the floor, loading a gun and thinking about God
 Hiddentigerma: "Memes are the future" -Poppy
Image 150195   12-14-16   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
226
 
 Jotun: Metal Slug origins?
 WaffleIron: With the blindfolds on the only part of your body actually hurt by those darts is now safe.
 Radstarboom: Good mythical morning!
 DrinkMixMan: Do you think of God?
 Lestrange: @UltraBeverly Pervert flirting.
 Lestrange: @UltraBeverly Pervert flirting.
 Hiddentigerma: @UltraBeverly It's clearly sucking on it's thumb.
 UltraBeverly: Is that infant putting its fist in its own mouth?!
 misterjoe: is that Rhett and Link?
 Yam: Well, that's super creepy.
Image 150194   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Minx
Score:
683
 
 Minx: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, i feel pretty and happy and gay!!!
 a robot: Doggo seems resigned to his fate
 jochenau: *squoosh-boop*
 grizzly: Haaaww
 Peach: The price doggos pay for us feeding, walking, and loving them is that sometimes we have to smoosh their faces in creative and oh-so-satisfying ways.
Image 150193   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
379
 
 fanny: @Mitchell ah. i should have known the Japanese were involved, giving us something both beautiful and delicious!
 Mitchell: @fanny It's "yaki dango" which is basically grilled glutinous rice balls.
 Air Biscuit: @fanny texture like sun?
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless i usually go the burnt route anyways, too impatient to make them golden brown
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Set the hay on fire and you can roast 100 at a time!
 fanny: what's this all about? are those marshmallows?
 SpaceCow: Translation: Name name name name.
Image 150192   12-14-16   Uploaded by    trucker
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