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269152  Darmstadtium: I hope it is not a tumor

269162  White Rice: @Knice does that mean this is a picture of Thomas O'Malley?

269171  Sadbot: This is my rumpus room where I keep all my dads. They love fresh hay and BBQ!

269165  Side Boob: Is one of this guys shoes higher than the other, or is this shopped? Shit aint level.

269167  Side Boob: I wish to play with the small angry dog.

269147  square44: *thump* *crash* ...I...regret...nothing...

269157  Nothing: That sounds suspiciously like a bet

269168  thecraftywolf: she looks so confused

269165  thecraftywolf: but on the left you're ok in my book

269160  Incubi: When I grow up, I'll be old

269116  thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269146  Aspirin: Sure, lets stuff it into the Gulf of Mexico, that thing is mostly junk now anyhow, itll be real nice.

269154  Warrax: That's an excellent question and I'm glad you asked.

269175  aeroaero: I feel fine. I think Ill go for a walk. I feel happy, I feel happy.

269163  wolfpk: NO! NO! Just HELL NO!!!

269163  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

269164  Warrax: Give me the book back, child. We both know you can't read.

269165  Warrax: FORGET THE ALAIMO REMBER PERL HORBER

269175  ChubbyBuddy: the inside is where the delicious organs are

269165  Minnesotan: my an idiot?

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268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269111 sparename: @Teechur If by "cross-wrench" you mean what the English call a wheel-brace, then there is a dog that consumes these - it's called a "Four-point tool-eater Rover"



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Score:
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 LaeMi: Quick, goslings, the border checkpoint is just up ahead.
 pastme: It's a water-minivan.
 Yam: @Lutha To be fair, it looks like they won't be aircraft for a couple more weeks
 Lutha: heh, your girlfriend may be a horse, but my mom is an aircraft carrier
 Yam: @a sedated moose It's an investment. If being kind to the little ones helps them grow up to be strong, healthy demon birds, it's a net gain for fuckery
 Peter Pantsless: @a sedated moose for real
 Peach: Why does that swan give two shits about all those ugly ducklings?
 a sedated moose: Why isn't that goose being an asshole?
 Lestrange: Snuggy wuggy
 Peter Pantsless: All aboard!
Image 150200   12-14-16   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
438
 
 Headoftheclass: Walrus yawns, turns over, and crushes his legs.
 ThatGuy: Blyat!
 Radstarboom: This is a common occurrence on subs.
 a robot: I looked it up and it doesn't seem like walruses are aggressive toward humans like, say, a hippo is. Still seems like it could fuck you up with those tusks though if it wakes up
 Peach: Yum, we're having horker loaf tonight.
 SomeCanadian: Coo coo kachoo!
 SpaceCow: "Ohhhh, my tenders."
 whiplash: Time to slice him open and crawl inside!
 Peter Pantsless: If it's flats, I basks
Image 150199   12-14-16   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
92
 
 Jabberwikket: "Friends - nothing to show". No kidding ......
 tritium: Oh, hi Mark.
 a robot: @Mr. Butt And his favorite phrase is "Well, ACTUALLY...."
 Sadbot: This man knows how to give an ocular patdown
 Peter Pantsless: Weird Al really let himself go
 fanny: i don't know you but i bet i know how you smell :(
 SpaceCow: The taming of the neckbeard.
 funny in the wall: @Mr. Butt I wouldn't mind talking about atheism but I'll take a pass this time
 whiplash: It's Supercilious Man!
 Mr. Butt: $100 says that he wants to talk to you about atheism.
Image 150198   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Kool Aid Man
Score:
941
 
 whiplash: Aayyyyy!
 thecraftywolf: this is priceless
Image 150197   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
211
 
 Headoftheclass: @rinaldi1337 the Crossfit makes them cool. The 'do's are the icing on the cake.
 rinaldi1337: "I thought you said this would make us cool."
 Air Biscuit: Must have skipped the self checkout.
 Skaalar: I did enjoy the episode with game grumps.
 Marsh Darsh: They are so bad at games
 jazzjunkie: Good mythical morning!
 Minx: You look great, now, time for the wedding rehearsal.
Image 150196   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Minx
Score:
418
 
 scribbs: Great. I just had to google poppy, watch a couple videos, and now until the end of time youtube is going to be recommending that crap to me.
 Druman9991: Who is this chick
 guest: @a sedated moose Poppy being Poppy
 Skaalar: Starting to think that these are the signs of a serial killer.
 Donut: Diversification
 a sedated moose: What the shit is this fuck?
 Lestrange: Away, no, so what, I know how in that order.
 Peter Pantsless: To answer your first question, I'm on the floor, loading a gun and thinking about God
 Hiddentigerma: "Memes are the future" -Poppy
Image 150195   12-14-16   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
226
 
 Jotun: Metal Slug origins?
 WaffleIron: With the blindfolds on the only part of your body actually hurt by those darts is now safe.
 Radstarboom: Good mythical morning!
 DrinkMixMan: Do you think of God?
 Lestrange: @UltraBeverly Pervert flirting.
 Lestrange: @UltraBeverly Pervert flirting.
 Hiddentigerma: @UltraBeverly It's clearly sucking on it's thumb.
 UltraBeverly: Is that infant putting its fist in its own mouth?!
 misterjoe: is that Rhett and Link?
 Yam: Well, that's super creepy.
Image 150194   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Minx
Score:
683
 
 Minx: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, i feel pretty and happy and gay!!!
 a robot: Doggo seems resigned to his fate
 jochenau: *squoosh-boop*
 grizzly: Haaaww
 Peach: The price doggos pay for us feeding, walking, and loving them is that sometimes we have to smoosh their faces in creative and oh-so-satisfying ways.
Image 150193   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
379
 
 fanny: @Mitchell ah. i should have known the Japanese were involved, giving us something both beautiful and delicious!
 Mitchell: @fanny It's "yaki dango" which is basically grilled glutinous rice balls.
 Air Biscuit: @fanny texture like sun?
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless i usually go the burnt route anyways, too impatient to make them golden brown
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Set the hay on fire and you can roast 100 at a time!
 fanny: what's this all about? are those marshmallows?
 SpaceCow: Translation: Name name name name.
Image 150192   12-14-16   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
805
 
 Headoftheclass: "Deformed"? That's just retarded.
 Zukero: Deformers vs Repairticons.
 Darmstadtium: Indeed
 tib gubb: that's what my daddy named me.
 AverageJoe: they'd rather be called "special" truck
Image 150191   12-14-16   Uploaded by    winwolf
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