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221697  BoiledEggs: What a smug little shit. He's perfect!

221562  trelyate: the barista hawked a Lugia in my coffee!

221663  karmakat: get me OUT!

221665  karmakat: now find me shoes and GLOVES!

221604  trelyate: you're a kitty!

221671  karmakat: I am not here...you aren't seeing me.

221689  tib gubb: this is the reality of net neutrality, people

221689  PenguinBartender: It's a ruse. While you're waiting the xenomorph sneaks in through the vent in your room to nibble on your cerebral cortex.

221697  confession: I think I speak for everyone when I say "Go buy a red ribbon for that cat now!"

221684  trelyate: RIP, Florida Man.

221689  sparename: Was going to ask what this would be in Teraquads aboard Voyager but Urban Dic tells me:- "Teraquad a synonym for 4 Terabytes commonly used by uneducated people who watch the show "Star Trek" far too often. Commonly used by people named James."

221693  boozer: Am I the only one that thinks that they should keep the chemical cleaning sponge and dish cleaning sponge further apart?

221673  Dan Tagonistic: I think I had this

221693  inthrees: *This bear will get really anal if you act like a child and don't wash your dish.*

221684  Minnesotan: nailed it

221674  karmakat: WHO turned off the light?

221677  karmakat: I am SO HUNGRY I WILL EAT THIS TABLE!

221683  ThoughtlessGentleman: its that trustworthy magical rhinoceros ive been hearing about!!!

221679  karmakat: who farted?

221680  karmakat: aw, so tiny.

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221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

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Score:
298
 
 EvilOtter: Ted Nugent pooped his pants for a week to avoid the draft. These folks hardly look soiled at all. They choose poorly.
 WaffleIron: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 WaffleIron: Draft file burning, a part of our heritage. The "Catonsville Nine" burn draft files, May 17, 1968
 AlexDeLarge: For the glory of Satan, of course!
Image 149882   12-12-16   Uploaded by    antipatterns
Score:
276
 
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah, but is it a samurai?
 a robot: Better than a swastika. Better than a babyfur. Better than an anchor saying "I refuse to sink." The internet has ruined me for bad tattoos, and this is fine in comparison.
 Zukero: Friend with #26924
 Bast Relief: If this were done well y'all wouldn't like it half as much.
 ignatz: Tacazzip backwards should not be the basis of a tattoo
Image 149881   12-12-16   Uploaded by    alborland
Score:
462
 
 SpaceCow: Buffalo Bill's cousin William.
 whiplash: Elephant Man? Psh! We do it better in 'Murica!
 Jayfu: Buffalo soldier
 LogicKitty: @ThatGuy I think it's a Buffalo Bill
 ThatGuy: Is this Buffalo Springfield?
 ignatz: BrokenHeartBuffaloHorn
Image 149880   12-12-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
275
 
 SomeCanadian: You don't agree to have a theme park built inside of you if your life is going well
 Air Biscuit: Explore gene. Zoom in on google maps ill you can see his insides.
Image 149879   12-12-16   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
403
 
 addend: Cornelius about to go bonobo.
 Outis: The original ending of 2001 was even more confusing.
 Jotun: Shut up you damned dirty kids!
 Musician: I'm trying to sleep and you all are acting like a bunch of humans.
 ignatz: Do the curtains match the drapes?
Image 149878   12-12-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
116
 
 guest: The first thing to note when discussing the business secrets of the Pharaohs is an acknowledgement that their era was so completely different from our own that almost all cultural, political and, particularly, business parallels we draw between the two eras are bound, by their very nature, to be wrong.
 scribbs: @jochenau I stand corrected :-)
 Hiddentigerma: @jochenau Well. It worked. They're still remembered.
 jochenau: @scribbs Employing slaves to construct grand monuments to your own narcissism, obviously.
 scribbs: Looks more like David Mitchell. And WTF did the pharaohs know about business?
 carpwoman: ....still waiting....
 carpwoman: Chance would be a fine thing.
 WaffleIron: He'd make a nice peruvian skeleton.
 Sandor: @ignatz a trapezoid scheme, then?
 ignatz: truncated pyramid scheme
Image 149877   12-12-16   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
512
 
 jazzjunkie: Mascot teaches physics?
Image 149876   12-12-16   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
110
 
 Lestrange: Recovering from traumatic loss of consciousness after calling mom a bitch?
 KingTrebek: Easier than standing
 FatTigerWoods: All the new Targets come with a floor child
 Warrax: It was a 50/50 chance.
 ThatGuy: You, sir or madame, are clearly not familiar with children.
 Noremak: *Leaves card of a chihuahua with the caption "Adios"*
 Queeblo: Obviously, that's where he is supposed to be. Where e;se? Hovering above the floor?
 Red: gravity
 ignatz: ..when the balloons are on the ceiling
 LaeMi: Post-tantrum nap-time.
Image 149875   12-12-16   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
405
 
 LaeMi: Looks like my ex.
 Jayfu: What a prick
 SomeCanadian: Nature is majestic AF
 hearsegirl: red rocket red rocket
 Scoo: Cocktus
 ignatz: Oh, this is why the balloons are on the ceiling
Image 149874   12-12-16   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
812
 
 scribbs: "If you see a rainbow bird on December 12th, you'll enjoy moderate health."
 Queeblo: Ho-oh
Image 149873   12-12-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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