Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!



192428  Horatio: @Mr. Shine come on, we're all adults here, we all know how jelly beans are made.

192457  Jennerator: He can make a fist and pitch the GNP of a small country into scattered shards like a thrown dirt clod. ...And they're really just rocks.

192456  fanny: Touchdern!

192456  bug: This is me. This is how I catch things. I even get the same terrified "oh crap, I'm not going to catch this, why did he have to throw it" face.

192438  wolfpk: The other side has a razor blade.

192429  Horatio: If we get one more blue after me before the purple's jump on we can get a pattern going.

192463  fanny: oh god, like Palin is our biggest problem now

192445  wolfpk: What the..... never mind, probably best I don't know.

192461  piranharama: We're going in full throttle, that oughta keep those fighters off our backs!

192458  Jennerator: Bigfoot in the suburbs

192447  wolfpk: Hardly a block, floor it!

192448  wolfpk: 10,000 year from now they will be asking how they built that.

192434  Horatio: Why are there so many Reboot references recently? Is it getting a reboot?

192460  Jennerator: Dancing Baby's about to get more lively

192460  wolfpk: @Aufziehvogel That's what the 11 seconds are for.

192454  Sage: Your joke is bad, and you should feel bad. But only a little. Puns are usually bad.

192461  wolfpk: Trust me, hounds are stupid. I will have your back!

192461  Dr Awkward: @tib gubb sneaky asshole versus gives-zero-fucks asshole

192463  Sage: Hanging in effigy is not an appropriate response to anything. Understandable, but not appropriate.

192417  Jabberwikket: And how do they sign it ? Dick move Nine Ten Dos, Dick move....

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Felicity
2. dangerkeith3000
3. Zukero
4. Robespierre
5. Air Biscuit
6. Teechur
7. Ulillillia
8. Shay
9. Sadbot
10. SomeCanadian



The top ten most commented-on images today:

192319 Donut: AND THEY ALL WANT SUN-CHIPS!

192284 SpaceCow: "What, ya never seen a two stone guinea pig?"

192309 White Rice: @SomeCanadian I've pretty much come to terms with that being how I'll die one day. There'll be a big, murder-kitty, and I'll just go for it.

192333 SunWukong: Google Image best guess? "Photograph". FFS.

192306 Donut: That's not a five dollar bill! You TRICKED me, Uber!

192340 Donut: @dangerkeith3000 I prefer Righteous Cheerleader to be honest.

192263 duckfarts: what's the big deal? they just need to land on it when they come back

192258 Robespierre: Musta been when the Mets were ensconsed in the Polo Grounds, pre-Shea. Anyway ... jeez, what a pointless supervillain.

192288 SpaceCow: Jonathan Davis' message to his fans.

192291 Zukero: @Teechur thanks Obama



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Rembo Prundus uploaded 192002 (1101 points)
hat thrab uploaded 192264 (1100 points)
DOW uploaded 192305 (974 points)
Pront Remp uploaded 192022 (957 points)
hat thrab uploaded 192379 (954 points)
meh uploaded 192144 (937 points)
Scoo uploaded 192252 (897 points)
sandwiches uploaded 192004 (858 points)
duckybox uploaded 192123 (855 points)
Drump Porbs uploaded 191958 (846 points)
DOW uploaded 192015 (841 points)
CrookedCop uploaded 192065 (783 points)
melted plastic uploaded 192001 (773 points)
norgu5 uploaded 192280 (773 points)
Big Beagler uploaded 192400 (772 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. hat thrab: 12913 points
 2. Supermansbrother: 6393 points
 3. Warrax: 4627 points
 4. dangerkeith3000: 4617 points
 5. DrinkMixMan: 3788 points
 6. SunWukong: 3002 points
 7. Ihminen: 3002 points
 8. carpwoman: 2979 points
 9. winwolf: 2483 points
10. SomeCanadian: 2356 points
11. ChubbyBuddy: 2149 points
12. a robot: 2050 points
13. E. HONDA: 1835 points
14. mickeyd: 1666 points
15. DOW: 1615 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: bug.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 442
Registered users online in past hour: 675

Average image score (last 24 hours): 287

Total number of comments: 1054644
Total number of images: 192441



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 87605
XP needed for green ranking: 39959
XP needed for yellow ranking: 13658

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Image 149278 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Teechur. Boo, Teechur.
Score:
250
 
 addend: He's still going to want the reward money.
 Chest Rockwell: You'd probably drop the dog.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Im not sure who wears the super tight pants better.
 DarkTeddy: Heres a puppy. Hope you have unlimited free time to take care of her!!!!!!!!
 ch: "Me? I don't have anything I wasn't doing anything!!!" [FX: slowly backs away while hiding MASTER CRIME DOG]
 LaeMi: She is a cat person, though.
 Peach: Me too, doggo, that can't be comfortable.
Image 149277   12-09-16   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
Score:
474
 
 Amy Housewine: The comical thing is that he was actually trying to buy fork handles.
 BILL DOOR: HOW ELSE WOULD HE LIGHT HIS HOME? NOT EVERYONE HAS ACCESS TO A BLOODY WIZARD'S STAFF, YOU KNOW.
 KingTrebek: CNN sure is dumb
 whiplash: Trade your candelabra for an electric light.
 toolbag: This is @wint on twitter
 funny in the wall: 800 for rent? 200 for food? Is this per day?
 addend: Utility. Pick one: Water, electricity, gas, or heat?
 Gomi Day: dril is a national treasure.
 GroanWorthy: Monthly budget? Or budget plan for an arson insurance scam?
 Himesama: @SomeCanadian Almost anywhere in Cali that is cheap.
 SomeCanadian: Someone must live in east bumble-fuck to have an $800 rent
 Ulillillia: Forget rent, you can build a house out of candles.
 LaeMi: Buy a latex butt-plug. It will cost more up-front but will last much longer than a candle.
 Peach: @Theta Zero "It seems so obvious now that you've said it."
 Mr. Butt: @Urn BooUrn No
 Mr. Butt: @Theta Zero No
 Urn BooUrn: Candle budget per month $0. There I have saved you more in a month than I earn.
 Theta Zero: Stop spending so much on candles
Image 149276   12-09-16   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
452
 
 GroanWorthy: Being John Malkovich sequel looking good.
 Warrax: Identical twentythreetuplets, separated at birth, and they all grew the exact same mustache! Amazing!
 Mr. Butt: Very nice! I like!
Image 149275   12-09-16   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
648
 
 Coolguy: @Peach Actually that was Archimedes from back in the day. Kinda foreshadowed the concept of Limits from Calculus. Neat AF mos def.
 scribbs: Topologically speaking, they're the same. The more you know!
 WaffleIron: Prayer Square!
 cenecia: I see you've played roundey squarey before!
 DrinkMixMan: You're a square.
 Peach: @Coolguy Woah, never thought of it that way... neat! *click*
 Mr. Butt: @Coolguy How can circles be polygons if our eyes aren't real?
 Coolguy: A circle is a polygon with infinite sides
 Theta Zero: It's a circle with four corners
Image 149274   12-09-16   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
469
 
 jochenau: # I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitos / and before long, they were cloning DNAAAAA #
 Yttermayn : Worst. Candy. Ever.
 sparename: I'm Trying to catch a mouse with Glue-Traps and so far I've got silverfish and spiders. Looks a bit like this
 SomeCanadian: I was so excited when I read that today! @Otterman
 Otterman: Dinosaur tail, first ever found preserved
 hearsegirl: what what? it's a butt.
 Radstarboom: shake yo tail feathers!
 AstoriaBum: Ah, yes. I have such happy memories of putting a feather in Amber...
Image 149273   12-09-16   Uploaded by    a sedated moose
Score:
489
 
 scribbs: Gonna need a bigger terrarium.
 Peach: I've made a huge mistake.
 Hosebag: Hold my bone and watch this...
 Zukero: Your TV is borked.
 ThatGuy: @SomeCanadian he wanted a dogfish
 Warrax: Let's not jump to any conclusions about who's fault this may or may not be. Let's just agree that mistakes were made without resorting to any counter-productive finger-pointing or judgments.
 Ulillillia: It looks like that light is submerged in the water, get kitty out of there :(
 SomeCanadian: I'm afraid to ask.
Image 149272   12-09-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
Score:
42
 
 addend: Good. You're more likely to get me than an Oscar.
 Ulillillia: Timely
 Dresdenkeogh: To: Bert I want you more than Oscar. from:Ernie
 Theta Zero: Teehee, DeCaprio Oscar jokes almost a year after he already got one
Image 149271   12-09-16   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
451
 
 scribbs: "GAAAH! Oh, you startled me, Sydney."
 Bast Relief: Now I feel bad for slapping that guy who asked if I wanted to play his snake flute. I didn't realize it was a real thing.
 addend: Aqualung. Must play it now.
 fakeusername: that's not how you charm a snake
 dobbiesdoogs: shedding skin flute
 hearsegirl: He's caught a scute inside that flute!
 SomeCanadian: Danger tootel
 fumbduck: Dominic you rat!
 UseYourName: Toot snoot
 Dresdenkeogh: Toodlesnek
 ninetailorochimaru: Failed assassssssssssssination attempt.
 Flarmie: Must be a snakesaphone.
Image 149270   12-09-16   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
449
 
 LaeMi: Gooood. Plenty of hiding-bushes near the window.
 Lestrange: Loves me a nice linocut. Loves it I do.
Image 149269   12-09-16   Uploaded by    King Polly
Page 1 ... 4314 4315 4316 4317 4318 4319 4320 ... 19244 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.