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175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

175188  Teechur: Why is it an officer that totes my goats?

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174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

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Image 149278 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Teechur. Boo, Teechur.
Score:
250
 
 addend: He's still going to want the reward money.
 Chest Rockwell: You'd probably drop the dog.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Im not sure who wears the super tight pants better.
 DarkTeddy: Heres a puppy. Hope you have unlimited free time to take care of her!!!!!!!!
 ch: "Me? I don't have anything I wasn't doing anything!!!" [FX: slowly backs away while hiding MASTER CRIME DOG]
 LaeMi: She is a cat person, though.
 Peach: Me too, doggo, that can't be comfortable.
Image 149277   12-09-16   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
Score:
474
 
 Amy Housewine: The comical thing is that he was actually trying to buy fork handles.
 BILL DOOR: HOW ELSE WOULD HE LIGHT HIS HOME? NOT EVERYONE HAS ACCESS TO A BLOODY WIZARD'S STAFF, YOU KNOW.
 KingTrebek: CNN sure is dumb
 whiplash: Trade your candelabra for an electric light.
 toolbag: This is @wint on twitter
 funny in the wall: 800 for rent? 200 for food? Is this per day?
 addend: Utility. Pick one: Water, electricity, gas, or heat?
 Gomi Day: dril is a national treasure.
 GroanWorthy: Monthly budget? Or budget plan for an arson insurance scam?
 Himesama: @SomeCanadian Almost anywhere in Cali that is cheap.
 SomeCanadian: Someone must live in east bumble-fuck to have an $800 rent
 Ulillillia: Forget rent, you can build a house out of candles.
 LaeMi: Buy a latex butt-plug. It will cost more up-front but will last much longer than a candle.
 Peach: @Theta Zero "It seems so obvious now that you've said it."
 Mr. Butt: @Urn BooUrn No
 Mr. Butt: @Theta Zero No
 Urn BooUrn: Candle budget per month $0. There I have saved you more in a month than I earn.
 Theta Zero: Stop spending so much on candles
Image 149276   12-09-16   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
452
 
 GroanWorthy: Being John Malkovich sequel looking good.
 Warrax: Identical twentythreetuplets, separated at birth, and they all grew the exact same mustache! Amazing!
 Mr. Butt: Very nice! I like!
Image 149275   12-09-16   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
648
 
 Coolguy: @Peach Actually that was Archimedes from back in the day. Kinda foreshadowed the concept of Limits from Calculus. Neat AF mos def.
 scribbs: Topologically speaking, they're the same. The more you know!
 WaffleIron: Prayer Square!
 cenecia: I see you've played roundey squarey before!
 DrinkMixMan: You're a square.
 Peach: @Coolguy Woah, never thought of it that way... neat! *click*
 Mr. Butt: @Coolguy How can circles be polygons if our eyes aren't real?
 Coolguy: A circle is a polygon with infinite sides
 Theta Zero: It's a circle with four corners
Image 149274   12-09-16   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
469
 
 jochenau: # I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitos / and before long, they were cloning DNAAAAA #
 Yttermayn : Worst. Candy. Ever.
 sparename: I'm Trying to catch a mouse with Glue-Traps and so far I've got silverfish and spiders. Looks a bit like this
 SomeCanadian: I was so excited when I read that today! @Otterman
 Otterman: Dinosaur tail, first ever found preserved
 hearsegirl: what what? it's a butt.
 Radstarboom: shake yo tail feathers!
 AstoriaBum: Ah, yes. I have such happy memories of putting a feather in Amber...
Image 149273   12-09-16   Uploaded by    a sedated moose
Score:
489
 
 scribbs: Gonna need a bigger terrarium.
 Peach: I've made a huge mistake.
 Hosebag: Hold my bone and watch this...
 Zukero: Your TV is borked.
 ThatGuy: @SomeCanadian he wanted a dogfish
 Warrax: Let's not jump to any conclusions about who's fault this may or may not be. Let's just agree that mistakes were made without resorting to any counter-productive finger-pointing or judgments.
 Ulillillia: It looks like that light is submerged in the water, get kitty out of there :(
 SomeCanadian: I'm afraid to ask.
Image 149272   12-09-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
Score:
42
 
 addend: Good. You're more likely to get me than an Oscar.
 Ulillillia: Timely
 Dresdenkeogh: To: Bert I want you more than Oscar. from:Ernie
 Theta Zero: Teehee, DeCaprio Oscar jokes almost a year after he already got one
Image 149271   12-09-16   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
451
 
 scribbs: "GAAAH! Oh, you startled me, Sydney."
 Bast Relief: Now I feel bad for slapping that guy who asked if I wanted to play his snake flute. I didn't realize it was a real thing.
 addend: Aqualung. Must play it now.
 fakeusername: that's not how you charm a snake
 dobbiesdoogs: shedding skin flute
 hearsegirl: He's caught a scute inside that flute!
 SomeCanadian: Danger tootel
 fumbduck: Dominic you rat!
 UseYourName: Toot snoot
 Dresdenkeogh: Toodlesnek
 ninetailorochimaru: Failed assassssssssssssination attempt.
 Flarmie: Must be a snakesaphone.
Image 149270   12-09-16   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
449
 
 LaeMi: Gooood. Plenty of hiding-bushes near the window.
 Lestrange: Loves me a nice linocut. Loves it I do.
Image 149269   12-09-16   Uploaded by    King Polly
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