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205185  Natch: Man, this is why I fuckin hate primates. Fuckers are smart and sadistic enough to know all the really tender, vulnerable spots and target them.

205098  Prostata: instructions unclear: pooped on head

205165  arcticfox12x: Me too

205177  arcticfox12x: No one else has dared to comment. Will you?

205179  Derp Herpigan: Yeah. Bactine should do it.

205160  wolfpk: #205163

205182  Thyming: That bunny looks soooo pissed.

205185  jadensmith: Great timing on whoever took the pictures. Any scars from this?

205173  wolfpk: If a dog had a middle figure this one would be flipping it now.

205175  wolfpk: Photo bomb

205164  skillet: Same.

205172  Mr Bleak: Make up a fake name or leave it blank.

205175  RiderFan: Surprise Sarah Jessica Parker.

205183  Admiral Alan: That's a nice fuckin kitty right there!

205158  Not A Bot: "YOU CAN NO MORE CONFINE ME THAN THE CHILD SHALL CONFINE THE SUN!" bellowed the God Dog as it ascended again. Terry sighed and pulled out the paperwork for Acts of Dog.

205183  Uncle Larry: Baboo!

205027  kornisjon: Ewoks are my favourite :)

205182  Emoji: Until she lets one rip.

205158  Robespierre: Pining for the Adriatic.

205135  CheezGrater: as a soldier this is so true. Ive fallen asleep on rocks using a bigger rock wrapped in a t-shirt as a pillow

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204999 BILL DOOR: I FEEL I SHOULD LITIGATE.

205054 FireBreathingMarmot: Thanks, Sincerity Bear. Here, have a bag of marshmallows.

205003 Robespierre: @Yurishiro There IS a @Waffletron, yes. But there is only ONE @WaffleIron.

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205045 BILL DOOR: IT REALLY IS.

205010 Robespierre: @Mr Shifty My origin story continues from its place of origin to a South Asian country at the age of nine, and carried on in the general vicinity until I was on the verge 15, when we relocated to the USA. I've been fascinated with the most lowbrow aspects of pop culture ever since. And you can't get much more lowbrow that ShamWOW Vince, I'll tell you hwut.

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204981 Mr Shifty: Yeah, I had a filly cheesesnake, so fucking what? Gonna call the Sandwich Police?

204996 piranharama: @ppr4 This comment blew my brain apart, +1



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Image 149278 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Teechur. You have brought shame on us, Teechur.
Score:
250
 
 addend: He's still going to want the reward money.
 Chest Rockwell: You'd probably drop the dog.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Im not sure who wears the super tight pants better.
 DarkTeddy: Heres a puppy. Hope you have unlimited free time to take care of her!!!!!!!!
 ch: "Me? I don't have anything I wasn't doing anything!!!" [FX: slowly backs away while hiding MASTER CRIME DOG]
 LaeMi: She is a cat person, though.
 Peach: Me too, doggo, that can't be comfortable.
Image 149277   12-09-16   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
Score:
474
 
 Amy Housewine: The comical thing is that he was actually trying to buy fork handles.
 BILL DOOR: HOW ELSE WOULD HE LIGHT HIS HOME? NOT EVERYONE HAS ACCESS TO A BLOODY WIZARD'S STAFF, YOU KNOW.
 KingTrebek: CNN sure is dumb
 whiplash: Trade your candelabra for an electric light.
 toolbag: This is @wint on twitter
 funny in the wall: 800 for rent? 200 for food? Is this per day?
 addend: Utility. Pick one: Water, electricity, gas, or heat?
 Gomi Day: dril is a national treasure.
 GroanWorthy: Monthly budget? Or budget plan for an arson insurance scam?
 Himesama: @SomeCanadian Almost anywhere in Cali that is cheap.
 SomeCanadian: Someone must live in east bumble-fuck to have an $800 rent
 Ulillillia: Forget rent, you can build a house out of candles.
 LaeMi: Buy a latex butt-plug. It will cost more up-front but will last much longer than a candle.
 Peach: @Theta Zero "It seems so obvious now that you've said it."
 Mr. Butt: @Urn BooUrn No
 Mr. Butt: @Theta Zero No
 Urn BooUrn: Candle budget per month $0. There I have saved you more in a month than I earn.
 Theta Zero: Stop spending so much on candles
Image 149276   12-09-16   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
452
 
 GroanWorthy: Being John Malkovich sequel looking good.
 Warrax: Identical twentythreetuplets, separated at birth, and they all grew the exact same mustache! Amazing!
 Mr. Butt: Very nice! I like!
Image 149275   12-09-16   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
648
 
 Coolguy: @Peach Actually that was Archimedes from back in the day. Kinda foreshadowed the concept of Limits from Calculus. Neat AF mos def.
 scribbs: Topologically speaking, they're the same. The more you know!
 WaffleIron: Prayer Square!
 cenecia: I see you've played roundey squarey before!
 DrinkMixMan: You're a square.
 Peach: @Coolguy Woah, never thought of it that way... neat! *click*
 Mr. Butt: @Coolguy How can circles be polygons if our eyes aren't real?
 Coolguy: A circle is a polygon with infinite sides
 Theta Zero: It's a circle with four corners
Image 149274   12-09-16   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
469
 
 jochenau: # I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitos / and before long, they were cloning DNAAAAA #
 Yttermayn : Worst. Candy. Ever.
 sparename: I'm Trying to catch a mouse with Glue-Traps and so far I've got silverfish and spiders. Looks a bit like this
 SomeCanadian: I was so excited when I read that today! @Otterman
 Otterman: Dinosaur tail, first ever found preserved
 hearsegirl: what what? it's a butt.
 Radstarboom: shake yo tail feathers!
 AstoriaBum: Ah, yes. I have such happy memories of putting a feather in Amber...
Image 149273   12-09-16   Uploaded by    a sedated moose
Score:
489
 
 scribbs: Gonna need a bigger terrarium.
 Peach: I've made a huge mistake.
 Hosebag: Hold my bone and watch this...
 Zukero: Your TV is borked.
 ThatGuy: @SomeCanadian he wanted a dogfish
 Warrax: Let's not jump to any conclusions about who's fault this may or may not be. Let's just agree that mistakes were made without resorting to any counter-productive finger-pointing or judgments.
 Ulillillia: It looks like that light is submerged in the water, get kitty out of there :(
 SomeCanadian: I'm afraid to ask.
Image 149272   12-09-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
Score:
42
 
 addend: Good. You're more likely to get me than an Oscar.
 Ulillillia: Timely
 Dresdenkeogh: To: Bert I want you more than Oscar. from:Ernie
 Theta Zero: Teehee, DeCaprio Oscar jokes almost a year after he already got one
Image 149271   12-09-16   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
451
 
 scribbs: "GAAAH! Oh, you startled me, Sydney."
 Bast Relief: Now I feel bad for slapping that guy who asked if I wanted to play his snake flute. I didn't realize it was a real thing.
 addend: Aqualung. Must play it now.
 fakeusername: that's not how you charm a snake
 dobbiesdoogs: shedding skin flute
 hearsegirl: He's caught a scute inside that flute!
 SomeCanadian: Danger tootel
 fumbduck: Dominic you rat!
 UseYourName: Toot snoot
 Dresdenkeogh: Toodlesnek
 ninetailorochimaru: Failed assassssssssssssination attempt.
 Flarmie: Must be a snakesaphone.
Image 149270   12-09-16   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
449
 
 LaeMi: Gooood. Plenty of hiding-bushes near the window.
 Lestrange: Loves me a nice linocut. Loves it I do.
Image 149269   12-09-16   Uploaded by    King Polly
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