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263429  agger gater: So cute. How does he/she keep his/her glasses on?

263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest


263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

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 scribbs: Even with magic, that ring is just too big to fit.
 fumbduck: Now that's what I'm tolkien about!
Image 149044   12-08-16   Uploaded by    SpaceCow
 jochenau: @LaeMi Maybe the staff are all woman-kids?
 LaeMi: Sexist - no floor for us woman-kids!
 skillet: NAMBLA home office is on the 3rd floor.
Image 149043   12-08-16   Uploaded by    east bay
 SpaceCow: @Flirb Dampumple All while listening to their waltzes and laughing politely at the peasants.
 tess: Isaac Hayes' parking spot
 Dr. Bathroom: Luxury parking.
 Flirb Dampumple: hoodlums hanging out under the street lamps, taking snuff and powdering their wigs
Image 149042   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 fakeusername: C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
 Hiddentigerma: I wish.
Image 149041   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
 Joseph: I think it also depends on the type. A glass of champagne in the morning and a Campari with ice and an umbrella in the evening is fine right?
 Minx: .... if my parents ask why i dropped out of collage, i'll just show them this picture.
 grizzly: @SomeCanadian It's only sad if you run out.
 grizzly: Brilliant!
 Hiddentigerma: @SomeCanadian Says who?
 SomeCanadian: @ClockworkJackalope To self medicate? Sure.
 ClockworkJackalope: @SomeCanadian isn't that why you have it there in the first place?
 tib gubb: pretty standard for an engineering college
 SomeCanadian: Hahaha, alcohol in the workplace is sad.
Image 149040   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
 Jotun: Spider dunce cap
 Kevin II: You shall not pass for a new meme. :(
 ClockworkJackalope: YOU SHALL .. takenthis corn chip off my head. I'm more of a winter and this just isn't my color
 SomeCanadian: Trarantudolf had a much smaller role in the movies than fans expected/
 Supermansbrother: I would probably not try to pass.
Image 149039   12-08-16   Uploaded by    PenguinBartender
 Trizzlez: gogol!
 LaeMi: That is a lot of snoot to boop!
 Mr. Butt: Gogol?
Image 149038   12-08-16   Uploaded by    namename
 Bitcoin Burglar: @Yam why?!
 Annoying Vegan : Pupper snores are the best snores.
 Yam: Rrrrrrr
Image 149037   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
 msmstud: @grace -- "Say my name, Pepperment Patty." "Charlie Brown." "You're god damn right."
 grace: @msmstud say it again...
 Shay: Charlie Brown, you stupid, depressing blockhead.
 Rat-Butt: Charle Brown: The First Emo Kid
 msmstud: No, it's just you. Go try and kick a football held by that same bitch again.
 Knice: Peanutthorn
 Ulillillia: me too thanks
Image 149036   12-08-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 Otterman: For shanking
 Hiddentigerma: @SomeCanadian They're asking for scissor sisters or traps. Jeez.
 SomeCanadian: @Spazstatic I feel like the answer is a trap.
 Spazstatic: @SomeCanadian so are they asking for scissors, or sisters?
 SomeCanadian: @DarkTeddy It looks more like a Catholic planner that has the days in English/Spanish/French.
 DarkTeddy: Is that a francais planner
Image 149035   12-08-16   Uploaded by    logan
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