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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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 Jeannie C: One of the better features of OCD hell.
 sparename: @LaeMi my own fault, trying to get a trojan out of my tablet instead of monitoring friendly spaceships
 Peach: @LaeMi I think you mean a close #2.
 redmonkey3: Oh the hangover excitement!
 Radstarboom: I know it's probably glass, but we'll never know unless we rub a wet finger around the rim.
 Radstarboom: Indiana Jones and the Crystal Head.
 a sedated moose: I wouldn't want this in my house, but would totally love to shit in this shitter.
 LaeMi: @sparename - I think @Nope won this one, but you are certainly a close second!
 sparename: I see what you did there
 a robot: @Nope Comment of the day right here :D
 Nope: Yo check this shit out
Image 148477   12-05-16   Uploaded by    SpaceCow
Score:
344
 
 Borkf: That's a lot of wi-fi networks. I bet the interference is a bitch.
 Skaalar: Not as good as the one after this one, but I enjoyed moments.
Image 148476   12-05-16   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
745
 
 Amy Housewine: I like this @antipatterns character.
 Hiddentigerma: @LaeMi I never said I wanted to change things.
 Hiddentigerma: @Skaalar I'll say that peace is possible when I see it.
 antipatterns: *without. damned capitalist autocorrect
 antipatterns: @Jeannie C it takes imagination and courage to imagine a society with hierarchy, two things we have been systematically eliminating in recent years. Despite all evidence, I believe in the impossible.
 Jeannie C: @antipatterns Time will overturn every ruling order. The problem is, it is replaced by the new ruling order.
 Amy Housewine: Seize the means of porkduction.
 LaeMi: @sparename - the big problem is one of deciding who gets to stay and who to go. I know myself well enough to know I am no more qualified to make such a decision than the next idiot.
 sparename: @LaeMi churchofeuthanasia dot org used to say something along the lines of "the garden of humanity is full of weeds - it needs ploughing over and starting again"
 Beeble: Is @LaeMi the new [CENSORED]? Agreer of things?
 sparename: @antipatterns "Apathy ru
 antipatterns: Beware. The real cynics are the ones who claim that the ruling order cannot be overturned. Only apathy and disenfranchisement can protect them.
 redmonkey3: @LaeMi - i will minion this plan
 Shay: Fourth frame: *BUTTHORN*
 Skaalar: @Hiddentigerma That plan relies on people who are suicidal, NOT gaining positions of power.
 LaeMi: @Hiddentigerma - Actually, that is why my plan to humanely euthanise a carefully-selected 7/8 of the human population makes perfect sense. (A plan, I should add, I am far too apathetic to even make vague motions towards implementing).
 Hiddentigerma: @Sadbot For every person that's okay with coorperation. There are 2 dozen that are not. It's a fools game. That's why a dream of peace will always remain a dream. Unless every country has nukes aimed at every country.
 Sadbot: @Hiddentigerma not for most humans
 Hiddentigerma: Then it's a good thing that humans working together is near impossible at best.
Image 148475   12-05-16   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
276
 
 itskando: Anthony jeselnik?
 illBilliam: Ohhhhh yessss I'm now in flavor country... *eyes roll in back of head as I squirt the last of the mustard onto the last chip in the bag*
 Peter Pantsless: @a sedated moose Oh I was menthol all the way. But I don't have to think about that anymore :)
 a sedated moose: @Peter Pantsless I've always preferred non-menthol. The few times I bought a pack of menthols, after about three cigarettes I'd think "Great, now I have to smoke all these menthols."
 Hosebag: It's Bill Clinton and that's NOT mustard!
 Peter Pantsless: @a sedated moose ah. When I smoked, Newport was my brand, and when those came out I was all "Pack of Newports, please." And then the cashier would ask "The regular kind?" and I'd be like "...pack of Newports, please?"
 a sedated moose: @Peter Pantsless I actually was aware of that, I was working in a gas station at the time; my joke was that the non-menthol Newports are widely regarded as not being very good. I didn't communicate that well.
 Dr. Bathroom: I think that's a ruffled potato chip. Still just as gross.
 Peter Pantsless: @a sedated moose yes, actually. As of like a few years ago
 NuclearWinter: Mustard on the ravioli--Pure Pleasure indeed
 a sedated moose: But can I experience Newport Pleasure in non-menthol?
 tamarindo: I've always wanted to "squeeze the French's mustard" with Bill Clinton.
 a robot: Mmm, mustard on crackers, just like mom used to make!
 guest: mmmyes. this pleases me
 Scoo: That's some serious mustard-squirtin' pleasure!
Image 148474   12-05-16   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
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 Prostata: lol her bush is peakin' out
 trelyate: RIP Trini
 scribbs: I surrender!
 Psymon: 1970's Yellow Power Ranger?
 Beeble: How'd all that mustard make it down here?!
 Sadbot: @Shay Don't spoil Westworld for me
Image 148473   12-05-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 Jeannie C: Let's tango!
 redmonkey3: Gimme some lovin'!
 Sadbot: Get ready for dogtimes!
Image 148472   12-05-16   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
377
 
 CastleBravo: ....someone should paint this.
Image 148471   12-05-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
561
 
 itskando: Dickborkf
 Sadbot: I'm embarrassed for your owner, too
Image 148470   12-05-16   Uploaded by    tamarindo
Score:
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 Air Biscuit: Built for but sniffing.
 itskando: Self shaking
 ch: this pupper can now hear what you're thinking
 carpwoman: @hearsegirl - I laughed so hard at that the cat jumped out of my lap.
 hearsegirl: chair of shame
 Hosebag: I think I have made a terrible mistake.
 drtofu: Two-dog cone
 Sadbot: Pls don't sit
 scribbs: For when you get two dogs fixed at the same time.
 a robot: Uh....I meant to do that.
Image 148469   12-05-16   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
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 redmonkey3: Okay... that was bad and VERY unintentional - apologies.
 redmonkey3: @AverageJoe - create an anal account ? Count me in!
 AverageJoe: the same applies to anal
 jochenau: @El hefe Lately they've been putting 'unsubscribe' links in the emails that actually just unsubscribe you. Seems like before you had to reset the password so you could login and set your 'pls email me forever' option (wherever it was buried) to 'don't'.
 El hefe: First option should read: Cool, I want endless emails and a password I'll have to reset in 10 months because I forgot it
 tamarindo: If that's a default, thank you.
Image 148468   12-05-16   Uploaded by    daver
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