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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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 itskando: Kilroy was here. Kilroy was dog.
 Whatever: Looks like his nose is out of joint
 El hefe: Blob fish dog, distant relative of man bear pig
 carpwoman: Huuu, I requeth ur athiththith.
 Wet farts: Hooman plz
 scribbs: Ha cha cha.
 Mad Collager: Jimmy Durante's dog.
Image 147715   12-01-16   Uploaded by    SpaceCow
Score:
501
 
 BFHoodrich: @guest agree
 raditzu: Avengers from 1970
 Wookiee: I still have this action figure. He-Man is cool.
 scribbs: With a moon that close in orbit, the tides must be crazy!
 guest: obviously my new steam profile pic
 Dabajabaza: The MetroVoltron-MartianNazi Wars are rarely discussed in history books, and with good reason.
 Scoo: Pew pew pew!
Image 147714   12-01-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
283
 
 Bluetocracy: It gets folded after this picture. Then, it is a chicken quesadilla.
 a robot: Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.
 Wookiee: Challenge Accepted
 tib gubb: i need an adult
 bug: The turduckenzza
 Peach: "I'm hungry!" "Quit whining, I'll summon us an unholy feast in a minute."
 jochenau: You monster, what have you done?!
 ThatGuy: Cheese! Onions! Basil! More cheese! Chicken! By your powers combined, I am Captain 'Betes
Image 147713   12-01-16   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
Score:
182
 
 itskando: What about lirh, of omicron 6. Combos nice with rv.
 AdaMan: @Peter Pantsless or "HIRE" on the triple word
 Warrax: i take all my grammaticel advise from zynga.
 Wookiee: BAE is the acronym for British Aerospace.
 a robot: "Bae" means "poop" in Danish.
 scribbs: But "argh" is?
 Scoo: True
 Peter Pantsless: *removes letters, plays 'LIAR'*
Image 147712   12-01-16   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
212
 
 itskando: ** zey
 itskando: @Scoo Oh yeez, hawhawhaw, ze wheel be aes, court-ted.
 Quackzy: Sorry, VIOLETERS is not an acceptable word
 Bluetocracy: I am a proud violetor because I donate to AG. Purple Power!
 NoRagrets: Violetors are the purple users of our French sister site.
 LaeMi: My niece is quite good at the violin, she better not go here!
 Ulillillia: This party is strictly for blue users
 scribbs: "Get outta here, you goddamn pansies!"
 Peach: I read that as "violesters", and my brain interpreted that to mean "violent molesters" :S I offer my assistance in ridding the premises of the violester scourge.
 WaffleIron: The elusive Violetor rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders
 Scoo: Vee-ol-leh-tors? Must be French
 Xeno: Will Poseyeurs be tolerated?
Image 147711   12-01-16   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
582
 
 jazzjunkie: To anyone who has no idea what this is a picture of, this is a diagram of the bus where Rosa Parks famously refused to sit in the back.
 Ulillillia: 12/1 never forget
 FabricMan: 61st anniversary today. Never forget.
Image 147710   12-01-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
415
 
 Jotun: This must have been a Q episode.
 SpaceCow: This is what the bridge descends to whenever Kirk is off "communicating" with alien species.
 BeagleMan44: I have that coloring book!
 itskando: Uhara needs to try just a little harder on her Piccard.
 whiplash: What's wrong? Artist did OK on Spock, Uhura and Bones, but Sulu and Kirk are really off-model.
 AverageJoe: May the force be with you
 Bluetocracy: I don't remember a sign saying "what's wrong with this picture" being on the bridge of the Enterprise. Everything else looks normal.
 Whatever: No Picard?
 DrinkMixMan: There's no color.
 NoRagrets: That's easy, only Kirk can sit in Kirk's chair.
 EvilOtter: A girl in the man's chair!
 a robot: NOT A DAMN THING
 LaeMi: I'd say the roller skates and swimming fins are not OHSA, and the boxing gloves may not be practical. But everything else is fine. Cape may be a trip hazard.
 scribbs: I'm looking at it.
 Scoo: Captain Uhura isn't wearing any pants?
 Otterman: Spock is a left paw, not right
 Sadbot: Spock and Kirk have no hats
 Shay: Sulu will never be able to show his true love to the Captain. :(
 A Post Office: The computer is made entirely of wood and string
 Supermansbrother: Shoveler should be in rollerskates?
 Peter Pantsless: Nothing. This is fine.
 sparename: Uhura's appearance in 'A Clockwork Orange' was consigned to the cutting-room floor
Image 147709   12-01-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 sparename: @raditzu that'll be the end of the elevation drive screw. At least this picture shows the whole dish reflecting the stuff you can't see, not like South Park 101 or the BBC News promo that show stuff you can't see coming out of the wrong side of the feed-horn
 raditzu: I damn wonder what is that tiny, black pipe just below the dish...
 scribbs: It's depressing to think that we will never get to meet the species who made these nor the planet they evolved on. Because they don't exist.
 Peter Pantsless: See, if we beam the friendly spaceship out there, it might cancel out the fact that Hitler is the first thing aliens see of us
Image 147708   12-01-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
356
 
 raditzu: Yeeeey it even got pubes on it :D
 Headoftheclass: A shot of penicillin will clear that right up.
 A Post Office: I'd say something about bravery but I'm not sure it applies here
 sparename: Needs Nair but look out for ingrowing seeds in a few weeks..
Image 147707   12-01-16   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
440
 
 mexican: The Plasma Flamingoes are shy nocturnal creatures that appear to feed mainly on rocks.
 raditzu: Damn wildlife you scary!
 LaeMi: Meanwhile, on 5-mile island.
 jochenau: Wildlife of the Pinkbeam Wetlands #147708.
 scribbs: I didn't say it was a GOOD first comment.
 scribbs: First comment.
Image 147706   12-01-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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