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268330  copunter: muthafukin Double HIGH density MF2HD

268417  Side Boob: I ate a whole pizza once.

268297  AFanOfSprite: @BavidDowie lolol!

268405  AdaMan: Well technically the rule is don't put your finger on the trigger unless your weapon is pointed at something you want to shoot...

268416  WannaBee: Must be the same place that Clifford came from.

268410  AdaMan: Seems legit

268424  goldman sachs: It's true. Most life is microscopic.

268416  Not A Bot: Bargain!

268389  San DoDo: 5$? It's a steal!

268337  MasterTwig: This alternate universe Young Sheldon actually looks watchable.

268420  Big Baby: Miles

268405  sparename: Nice day for it

268381  Teechur: @Zaxxoff Yeah, could have been ANY hipster.

268383  Teechur: Underwater parkour

268386  Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

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268265 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"



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 a sedated moose: You're an 'airy wizard!
 Teechur: Is this because my clothes get all over YOUR clothes?
 Annoying Vegan : I bring you peace, I bring you love!
 ThatGuy: Jesse, we have to borkf!
 Peter Pantsless: "Let's go for a walk! I don't care about rain, see?"
 mexican: Border Collies are the best dogs
 hat thrab: Let me tell you about Huey Lewis and the News.
 Yam: "Hurr durr look at me, I'm a human! I wear pieces of fabric all over my body and only walk on my hind legs hurrrr"
Image 147533   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
527
 
 AverageJoe: have you tried turning it on and off again?
 Sadbot: "Is it critical that any of it be properly lubricated or secured? Who cares? That's an OSHA problem."
 Teechur: Looks like a stocking-stuffer to me!
 raditzu: Trust me! I'm an engineer!
 fanny: @Niels Bohr Douche is less duchy than Axe.
 Niels Bohr: Douchey, dumb phone. I'm not talking about royalty or peerage here.
 Niels Bohr: @Cami IRL I only use WD40 as a body spray. Less duchy than Axe.
 Yam: My name is Yam and I'm a prepper.
 Cami: IRL I only use WD40 as a cleaner.
 Cami: One stop does it all!
Image 147532   11-30-16   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
517
 
 whiplash: So, you want go the mall and hang out?
 Skinr: @Yam "Now I will kill you."
 jochenau: I keep forgetting about this post.
 Yam: "You look like a pooped out pinwheel!"
Image 147531   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
599
 
 SpaceCow: The old Spicy Nacho Cheese.
 petepuma: whatever you do - DO NOT TURN ON THE JACUZZI
 AverageJoe: there is that thing called the hot sauce bath challenge...
 Sadbot: For when your skin is too perfect and smooth
 raditzu: Damn, woman, move out! You're spoiling the Doritos!!1!
 Ulillillia: I have the weirdest nachos.
 Jotun: @jochenau Not immediately, no. You have to work up to that. I'd suggest starting with fritos then work your way up. Pro tip: don't use spicy nachos.
 Jotun: @mexican I'd still eat them. I was going to make a crude joke about eating everything in that tub, but I am trying to stay classy.
 mexican: Doritos contaminated now, 0/10 would not consume.
 Warrax: False advertising. There's clearly some cool ranch in that tub.
 WTF: All that AND a bag of chips.
 jochenau: I can't imagine it being comfortable having Doritos on my genitals.
 RalphyNoPants: I'll bring the sour cream.
 LaeMi: 'Merican Beauty
Image 147530   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
511
 
 Mr. Shine: Borkf-stronauts
 a robot: Dogs.....IN SPAAAAAAACE
 LaeMi: They are off to sniff Uranus.
 Peter Pantsless: Pom-Uranians
Image 147529   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
382
 
 Thyming: @Mr. Butt That, plus endless amounts of dank maymays, my dude.
 Jotun: parentinghorn
 Mr. Butt: @Thyming Somebody just watched the new JonTron :D
 Warrax: @a robot That was my first instinct, but I decided to go with the egg thing instead. You inspired me to look it up though youtube.com/…
 Thyming: Michael Jordan has already told you to stop it.
 a robot: I learned it from watching YOOOUUUUUUU
 Warrax: Not enough fried eggs.
Image 147528   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
458
 
 SpaceCow: "I just wanted to look like a man. Now the beard has a life of it's own. Shave me!"
 Mr. Shine: This guy is a douchebeard.
 Skinr: "Watch the chin-humpers, Gordon!"
 fanny: i have a feeling it also smells like sea life
 illBilliam: I thought googly eyes made everything better... now I don't know what to believe.
 Warrax: No less than you deserve. Probably. I don't know you. But probably.
Image 147527   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
286
 
 perd hapley: I didn't know Donnie Darko played Pokemon Go.
 Zukero: Raaaad world.
 Coolguy: Dude, just transfer them already.
 Ulillillia: And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad. A phone that's one-third charged is the worst I've ever had.
 underwear: Dammit. Now I have to go listen to that entire song and possibly album.
Image 147526   11-30-16   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
342
 
 Whatever: Since Congress has cut down FDA inspector budgets there is nothing wrong about this, right?
 Spazstatic: I'd try it...
 Ulillillia: All riiiight
 Peter Pantsless: I'm never going to Bob's Burgers again
 LaeMi: Murder is meat.
Image 147525   11-30-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
433
 
 SpaceCow: She completely misunderstands that he's looking for some Chick tracts.
 AverageJoe: cheesy...
 Fancy Clown: "My name's Ted. Ted Bundy."
 Spazstatic: Blondie disapproves.
 Warrax: So... KFC and then dancing? I think you can do better, lady.
 Fishy: What can possibly go wrong.
Image 147524   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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