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268225  copunter: Radiation sickness is rarely fatal.

268423  dobbiesdoogs: come to the vet, we have prickly bois

268394  Mad Collager
268417  itskando: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $0. I postered a bored comment and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" at busy front page intersection about 2 hrs and got a color update from local lurkers. They did a +1 on me and I had a new color in less than 24 hrs.

268323  VoR: @dangerkeith3000 ..have a rad for clicking post a second later than me.

268376  VoR: I prefer the chainsaw episode. Its the kinder ending.

268394  Mad Collager: He's the kiwi fruit of their loins.

268380  VoR: meh

268388  VoR: autisms presents Randall Munroes Thousand-Word Challenge

268413  WannaBee: Yea, ok. Run for the boat!

268397  VoR: but you'll have to take my word on the response

268397  VoR: how rude. [from chicken] I am no fucking duck sir, I suspect you are actually the fucking duck. good day!

268399  VoR: ..is typing

268414  Mad Collager: Looks like he's putin' on some weight.

268406  VoR: @Eleftheros Dammit I was fixated on the letters too!

268411  VoR: Horny horse got wood.

268412  VoR: I hate it when managers force you to see things at their level.

268418  VoR: C for yourself

268428  Wet farts: I dont think I'd be mad if this kitten threw up on my rug... yes, I've had a cat

268282  copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268265 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair



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11. wordjones: 1531 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
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 Thyming: @Mr. Butt That, plus endless amounts of dank maymays, my dude.
 Jotun: parentinghorn
 Mr. Butt: @Thyming Somebody just watched the new JonTron :D
 Warrax: @a robot That was my first instinct, but I decided to go with the egg thing instead. You inspired me to look it up though youtube.com/…
 Thyming: Michael Jordan has already told you to stop it.
 a robot: I learned it from watching YOOOUUUUUUU
 Warrax: Not enough fried eggs.
Image 147528   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
458
 
 SpaceCow: "I just wanted to look like a man. Now the beard has a life of it's own. Shave me!"
 Mr. Shine: This guy is a douchebeard.
 Skinr: "Watch the chin-humpers, Gordon!"
 fanny: i have a feeling it also smells like sea life
 illBilliam: I thought googly eyes made everything better... now I don't know what to believe.
 Warrax: No less than you deserve. Probably. I don't know you. But probably.
Image 147527   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
286
 
 perd hapley: I didn't know Donnie Darko played Pokemon Go.
 Zukero: Raaaad world.
 Coolguy: Dude, just transfer them already.
 Ulillillia: And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad. A phone that's one-third charged is the worst I've ever had.
 underwear: Dammit. Now I have to go listen to that entire song and possibly album.
Image 147526   11-30-16   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
342
 
 Whatever: Since Congress has cut down FDA inspector budgets there is nothing wrong about this, right?
 Spazstatic: I'd try it...
 Ulillillia: All riiiight
 Peter Pantsless: I'm never going to Bob's Burgers again
 LaeMi: Murder is meat.
Image 147525   11-30-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
433
 
 SpaceCow: She completely misunderstands that he's looking for some Chick tracts.
 AverageJoe: cheesy...
 Fancy Clown: "My name's Ted. Ted Bundy."
 Spazstatic: Blondie disapproves.
 Warrax: So... KFC and then dancing? I think you can do better, lady.
 Fishy: What can possibly go wrong.
Image 147524   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
628
 
 scribbs: Must be cold in there.
 Astanapan: Probably this kind of publicity is worth more than $1000 of campaign funds. Good move.
 Noremak: @Headoftheclass No, it's Duncan.
 Headoftheclass: Is his first name "Spy" or "Duck" by any chance?
 eider: That's a lot of hats
 Warrax: Damn, California. Was hoping for Florida. Would have been funnier.
 WaffleIron: Just wait for the steam sale, numbnuts.
Image 147523   11-30-16   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
595
 
 whiplash: Yeah, I'm watching YOU, buddy.
 raditzu: He looks as if he's waiting there to eat the postman.
 underwear: Adorable. Don't care.
 Ulillillia: When you set your bar low, you're never disappointed.
 WaffleIron: Mine too ubiquitous text bar, mine too.
Image 147522   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
506
 
 SomeCanadian: This is nachos. Nachos bel grande even.
 Flarmie: Now THAT'S a heat stroke.
 Cami: @Warrax Reggie Watts covers it in a song.
 Warrax: Just because it's called a b... look, you don't actually blow on it. I don't know why they call it that either.
 WaffleIron: A coworker taught me a song once, it goes something like: "When it's hot and sticky, it's not good for dickey"
 LaeMi: That's Hawt!
Image 147521   11-30-16   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
406
 
 eykei: Who are you @LaeMi!!!
 AlexDeLarge: Fake. There are no empty lasagna pans.
 LaeMi: Mondays, eh?
Image 147520   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
342
 
 Wookiee: Sarge? Why are our uniforms different than yours? I ain't gotta put up with this shit.
 BeagleMan44: Look what Gilligan found floating in the lagoon!!
 Mr. Shine: Well here's yer problem! Your aileron spirits are very displeased. No wonder she's been givin ya trouble!
 scribbs: "That oil pressure look okay to you?"
Image 147519   11-30-16   Uploaded by    ButtNutz
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