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258247  Not A Bot: oh i'm the pope honey

258242  Dr Awkward: [Whispers loudly to wife] "PUT IT IN YOUR PURSE!"

258241  Dr Awkward: Who's the dude on the right? I refuse to specify which right.

258247  Dr Awkward: Is this that Simpsons episode where Maggie becomes a fish?

258172  Robespierre: Cat butt sighted

258177  Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178  Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258178  Robespierre: Somtimes yes, sometimes I use my thumbs. It just depends - on what, I'm not exactly sure. @Jaunty Shrimp, for the same reason I still have an answering machine at home, I pretty much just ignore mine. People I know and deal with won't call me over and over and over until I pick up the goddamn fone (THANK GOODNESS).

258179  Robespierre: There were TWO Zodiac Killers?

258183  Robespierre: This is what cats do instead of rolling their eyes

258185  Robespierre: And now the news for crazy cat ladies - there is a 4-kitten pileup in the mudroom...

258189  Robespierre: @Not A Bot T for Thelma

258191  Robespierre: You'd think Mr General Public would have learned by now, bout noooooo

258194  Robespierre: Those wacky Pierce County crims...

258196  Robespierre: Platypod porn is weird

258199  Robespierre: Viciousness isn't born, it's made

258202  Robespierre: Live larf, loaf

258204  Robespierre: Yeahhhhhh

258205  Robespierre: There ain't no party like a perception party, but this one is just plain BAD

258241  Scoo: You should try face-swapping them!

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258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?



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Score:
458
 
 SpaceCow: "I just wanted to look like a man. Now the beard has a life of it's own. Shave me!"
 Mr. Shine: This guy is a douchebeard.
 Skinr: "Watch the chin-humpers, Gordon!"
 fanny: i have a feeling it also smells like sea life
 illBilliam: I thought googly eyes made everything better... now I don't know what to believe.
 Warrax: No less than you deserve. Probably. I don't know you. But probably.
Image 147527   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
286
 
 perd hapley: I didn't know Donnie Darko played Pokemon Go.
 Zukero: Raaaad world.
 Coolguy: Dude, just transfer them already.
 Ulillillia: And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad. A phone that's one-third charged is the worst I've ever had.
 underwear: Dammit. Now I have to go listen to that entire song and possibly album.
Image 147526   11-30-16   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
342
 
 Whatever: Since Congress has cut down FDA inspector budgets there is nothing wrong about this, right?
 Spazstatic: I'd try it...
 Ulillillia: All riiiight
 Peter Pantsless: I'm never going to Bob's Burgers again
 LaeMi: Murder is meat.
Image 147525   11-30-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
433
 
 SpaceCow: She completely misunderstands that he's looking for some Chick tracts.
 AverageJoe: cheesy...
 Fancy Clown: "My name's Ted. Ted Bundy."
 Spazstatic: Blondie disapproves.
 Warrax: So... KFC and then dancing? I think you can do better, lady.
 Fishy: What can possibly go wrong.
Image 147524   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
628
 
 scribbs: Must be cold in there.
 Astanapan: Probably this kind of publicity is worth more than $1000 of campaign funds. Good move.
 Noremak: @Headoftheclass No, it's Duncan.
 Headoftheclass: Is his first name "Spy" or "Duck" by any chance?
 eider: That's a lot of hats
 Warrax: Damn, California. Was hoping for Florida. Would have been funnier.
 WaffleIron: Just wait for the steam sale, numbnuts.
Image 147523   11-30-16   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
595
 
 whiplash: Yeah, I'm watching YOU, buddy.
 raditzu: He looks as if he's waiting there to eat the postman.
 underwear: Adorable. Don't care.
 Ulillillia: When you set your bar low, you're never disappointed.
 WaffleIron: Mine too ubiquitous text bar, mine too.
Image 147522   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
506
 
 SomeCanadian: This is nachos. Nachos bel grande even.
 Flarmie: Now THAT'S a heat stroke.
 Cami: @Warrax Reggie Watts covers it in a song.
 Warrax: Just because it's called a b... look, you don't actually blow on it. I don't know why they call it that either.
 WaffleIron: A coworker taught me a song once, it goes something like: "When it's hot and sticky, it's not good for dickey"
 LaeMi: That's Hawt!
Image 147521   11-30-16   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
406
 
 eykei: Who are you @LaeMi!!!
 AlexDeLarge: Fake. There are no empty lasagna pans.
 LaeMi: Mondays, eh?
Image 147520   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
342
 
 Wookiee: Sarge? Why are our uniforms different than yours? I ain't gotta put up with this shit.
 BeagleMan44: Look what Gilligan found floating in the lagoon!!
 Mr. Shine: Well here's yer problem! Your aileron spirits are very displeased. No wonder she's been givin ya trouble!
 scribbs: "That oil pressure look okay to you?"
Image 147519   11-30-16   Uploaded by    ButtNutz
Score:
290
 
 Wookiee: What's the problem? It's just another patriotic asshole.
 SomeCanadian: Try this one weird trick Emergency Room physicians HATE!
 Noremak: -PRRRRKABLAM-
 fanny: BUUUUUUUUUTTTTTSSSSS!!!!!!!
 WTF: ... and the rocket's red glare, the buns burning in air...
 Warrax: Yay! Taco Tuesday! On a Wednesday! Yay!
 Fishy: Someone loast a bet.
 scribbs: This is what the Oxford Dictionary of the English Language has as its entry for "'Merica."
 Mr. Whiskers: Anything's an empty beer bottle if you're a brave enough rocket!
 LaeMi: It's all fun and games until someone had half a head of broccoli for lunch!
Image 147518   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
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