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258405  Mr. Whiskers: Thats the animal they test mascara on

258402  Mr. Whiskers: @Robespierre Thats just what I expect a brainless dong fiddle like you to say.

258413  space: let the chaos begin

258413  blue shoes: The new Nicolas Cage?

258413  dirtstick: What sin can a man commit in a single lifetime

258402  Robespierre: Actually, "atomic knob vacuum" sounds more like a compliment for those of a certain ilk.

258368  Robespierre: (which is turning out to be more like the Trump Temporary Employment Agency)

258322  Robespierre: Guess the state.

258330  Robespierre: There's some kinda ad running on the TdF prime time coverage that features a One Direction song. Gawd, does it suck.

258331  Robespierre: Bite Me: Here Is How It Works

258340  Robespierre: Shrug-O-Rama kickin' off strong

258341  Robespierre: A legitimate synopsis of the state of American politics today

258343  Robespierre: Clearly, he beats his wife

258345  Robespierre: The Earless Wonder

258350  Robespierre: Alive with pleasure

258354  Robespierre: Hongo killer

258361  Robespierre: I love a parade

258366  Robespierre: 8.2...

258368  Robespierre: Another brilliant immigration limitation concept from the Trump "administration"

258399  well duh: Unless you have a really good blender, I doubt that will be possible.

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258337 itskando: Yogurt. Just plain yogurt.

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses



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Score:
342
 
 Whatever: Since Congress has cut down FDA inspector budgets there is nothing wrong about this, right?
 Spazstatic: I'd try it...
 Ulillillia: All riiiight
 Peter Pantsless: I'm never going to Bob's Burgers again
 LaeMi: Murder is meat.
Image 147525   11-30-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
433
 
 SpaceCow: She completely misunderstands that he's looking for some Chick tracts.
 AverageJoe: cheesy...
 Fancy Clown: "My name's Ted. Ted Bundy."
 Spazstatic: Blondie disapproves.
 Warrax: So... KFC and then dancing? I think you can do better, lady.
 Fishy: What can possibly go wrong.
Image 147524   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
628
 
 scribbs: Must be cold in there.
 Astanapan: Probably this kind of publicity is worth more than $1000 of campaign funds. Good move.
 Noremak: @Headoftheclass No, it's Duncan.
 Headoftheclass: Is his first name "Spy" or "Duck" by any chance?
 eider: That's a lot of hats
 Warrax: Damn, California. Was hoping for Florida. Would have been funnier.
 WaffleIron: Just wait for the steam sale, numbnuts.
Image 147523   11-30-16   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
595
 
 whiplash: Yeah, I'm watching YOU, buddy.
 raditzu: He looks as if he's waiting there to eat the postman.
 underwear: Adorable. Don't care.
 Ulillillia: When you set your bar low, you're never disappointed.
 WaffleIron: Mine too ubiquitous text bar, mine too.
Image 147522   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
506
 
 SomeCanadian: This is nachos. Nachos bel grande even.
 Flarmie: Now THAT'S a heat stroke.
 Cami: @Warrax Reggie Watts covers it in a song.
 Warrax: Just because it's called a b... look, you don't actually blow on it. I don't know why they call it that either.
 WaffleIron: A coworker taught me a song once, it goes something like: "When it's hot and sticky, it's not good for dickey"
 LaeMi: That's Hawt!
Image 147521   11-30-16   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
406
 
 eykei: Who are you @LaeMi!!!
 AlexDeLarge: Fake. There are no empty lasagna pans.
 LaeMi: Mondays, eh?
Image 147520   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
342
 
 Wookiee: Sarge? Why are our uniforms different than yours? I ain't gotta put up with this shit.
 BeagleMan44: Look what Gilligan found floating in the lagoon!!
 Mr. Shine: Well here's yer problem! Your aileron spirits are very displeased. No wonder she's been givin ya trouble!
 scribbs: "That oil pressure look okay to you?"
Image 147519   11-30-16   Uploaded by    ButtNutz
Score:
290
 
 Wookiee: What's the problem? It's just another patriotic asshole.
 SomeCanadian: Try this one weird trick Emergency Room physicians HATE!
 Noremak: -PRRRRKABLAM-
 fanny: BUUUUUUUUUTTTTTSSSSS!!!!!!!
 WTF: ... and the rocket's red glare, the buns burning in air...
 Warrax: Yay! Taco Tuesday! On a Wednesday! Yay!
 Fishy: Someone loast a bet.
 scribbs: This is what the Oxford Dictionary of the English Language has as its entry for "'Merica."
 Mr. Whiskers: Anything's an empty beer bottle if you're a brave enough rocket!
 LaeMi: It's all fun and games until someone had half a head of broccoli for lunch!
Image 147518   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
187
 
 DrinkMixMan: tug cum gun, bub
 Bert Bertbert: Build a CV?
 Yam: Kids think semen is hilarious. Whaddaryagonnado?
 scribbs: They cut out the part where Mr. Sun says "Sup."
 LaeMi: My first aggro-switcheroo.
 Mr. Butt: Ay, girl, lemme smack them gug buns
Image 147517   11-30-16   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
151
 
 Ulillillia: @raditzu o rly?
 raditzu: God, at first I thought that ABBA got rly, rly ugly over the years
 Ulillillia: I love the Bee Gees
 scribbs: @ThatGuy What was that band name again? I didn't quite catch it.
 ThatGuy: @scribbs oh, I'm sorry, are you referring to the song 'Bad Company', off the album 'Bad Company', by the band Bad Company!?
 scribbs: They ain't called "good company" for a reason.
Image 147516   11-30-16   Uploaded by    antipatterns
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