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268900  guccigucci: was that a can opening?

268900  gorilla: Hello, I am a cat now.

268879  hajjpodge: Leaf it alone, kitty!

268898  fracking: Gimme a high four!

268714  KnifeySpooney: @snekeyes Uh huh

268889  hajjpodge: Uploader selfies aren't typically memorable, but this one fits the bill.

268886  Dr Awkward: O horn

268877  Warrax: GIMME A T!

268888  Warrax: No time for chit chat, just give me the quest already.

268880  ChubbyBuddy: mspaint diaries of the aspiring school shooter

268886  FormerLurker: They seem nice.

268886  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, my ass is down here!"

268897  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268896  nathan: This is such a dad joke.

268885  tib gubb: the calm before the storm

268873  a robot: Creepy!

268884  Greek Fire: *thwip*

268894  angry: What beautiful blue eyes! I hope you two are having a lovely time together!

268884  Chest Rockwell: I can see stab alley from here!

268880  Chest Rockwell: 10 years later and Asshole still hasn't got the hat thing figured out.

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity



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DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
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Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (723 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (714 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)


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 5. Shay: 1942 points
 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1600 points
 8. ChubbyBuddy: 1558 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
10. beyardo: 1525 points
11. Sydney: 1525 points
12. MrBoffo: 1514 points
13. poetrysucks: 1509 points
14. frenk: 1499 points
15. blablabla: 1408 points
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Score:
433
 
 SpaceCow: She completely misunderstands that he's looking for some Chick tracts.
 AverageJoe: cheesy...
 Fancy Clown: "My name's Ted. Ted Bundy."
 Spazstatic: Blondie disapproves.
 Warrax: So... KFC and then dancing? I think you can do better, lady.
 Fishy: What can possibly go wrong.
Image 147524   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
628
 
 scribbs: Must be cold in there.
 Astanapan: Probably this kind of publicity is worth more than $1000 of campaign funds. Good move.
 Noremak: @Headoftheclass No, it's Duncan.
 Headoftheclass: Is his first name "Spy" or "Duck" by any chance?
 eider: That's a lot of hats
 Warrax: Damn, California. Was hoping for Florida. Would have been funnier.
 WaffleIron: Just wait for the steam sale, numbnuts.
Image 147523   11-30-16   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
595
 
 whiplash: Yeah, I'm watching YOU, buddy.
 raditzu: He looks as if he's waiting there to eat the postman.
 underwear: Adorable. Don't care.
 Ulillillia: When you set your bar low, you're never disappointed.
 WaffleIron: Mine too ubiquitous text bar, mine too.
Image 147522   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
506
 
 SomeCanadian: This is nachos. Nachos bel grande even.
 Flarmie: Now THAT'S a heat stroke.
 Cami: @Warrax Reggie Watts covers it in a song.
 Warrax: Just because it's called a b... look, you don't actually blow on it. I don't know why they call it that either.
 WaffleIron: A coworker taught me a song once, it goes something like: "When it's hot and sticky, it's not good for dickey"
 LaeMi: That's Hawt!
Image 147521   11-30-16   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
406
 
 eykei: Who are you @LaeMi!!!
 AlexDeLarge: Fake. There are no empty lasagna pans.
 LaeMi: Mondays, eh?
Image 147520   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
342
 
 Wookiee: Sarge? Why are our uniforms different than yours? I ain't gotta put up with this shit.
 BeagleMan44: Look what Gilligan found floating in the lagoon!!
 Mr. Shine: Well here's yer problem! Your aileron spirits are very displeased. No wonder she's been givin ya trouble!
 scribbs: "That oil pressure look okay to you?"
Image 147519   11-30-16   Uploaded by    ButtNutz
Score:
290
 
 Wookiee: What's the problem? It's just another patriotic asshole.
 SomeCanadian: Try this one weird trick Emergency Room physicians HATE!
 Noremak: -PRRRRKABLAM-
 fanny: BUUUUUUUUUTTTTTSSSSS!!!!!!!
 WTF: ... and the rocket's red glare, the buns burning in air...
 Warrax: Yay! Taco Tuesday! On a Wednesday! Yay!
 Fishy: Someone loast a bet.
 scribbs: This is what the Oxford Dictionary of the English Language has as its entry for "'Merica."
 Mr. Whiskers: Anything's an empty beer bottle if you're a brave enough rocket!
 LaeMi: It's all fun and games until someone had half a head of broccoli for lunch!
Image 147518   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
187
 
 DrinkMixMan: tug cum gun, bub
 Bert Bertbert: Build a CV?
 Yam: Kids think semen is hilarious. Whaddaryagonnado?
 scribbs: They cut out the part where Mr. Sun says "Sup."
 LaeMi: My first aggro-switcheroo.
 Mr. Butt: Ay, girl, lemme smack them gug buns
Image 147517   11-30-16   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
151
 
 Ulillillia: @raditzu o rly?
 raditzu: God, at first I thought that ABBA got rly, rly ugly over the years
 Ulillillia: I love the Bee Gees
 scribbs: @ThatGuy What was that band name again? I didn't quite catch it.
 ThatGuy: @scribbs oh, I'm sorry, are you referring to the song 'Bad Company', off the album 'Bad Company', by the band Bad Company!?
 scribbs: They ain't called "good company" for a reason.
Image 147516   11-30-16   Uploaded by    antipatterns
Score:
1093
 
 tib gubb: i'm happy that this picture happened.
 Beeble: Sploosh.
 petepuma: I immediately regret my decision.
 Mr. Shine: Ackpffpthpffpthhh
 jochenau: it burns us, precioussss
 smusher: Comeuppance.jpg
 a robot: This picture will never die. And I will never stop radvoting it
Image 147515   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
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