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263219  wolfpk: Last "licking" session got a little out of hand.

263234  rory: Shit. All mine are something like, "Select the images with street signs" but I always fail because there's like one pixel that has the corner of a street sign in it or some shit.

263202  tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

262712  WannaBee: Road trip with all of my friends!

263213  tib gubb: welcome to real life

263208  lecj07: This image really grabs me.

263213  lecj07: @jochenau So does the "Perform other duties as directed by management." In my experience this is often taken to mean "We own you! Now dance, dance for our amusement!"

263221  lecj07: I get the website name, but I still don't want to see "rip" associated with a condom I intend to use.

263188  Spazstatic: Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Wait, I think that's Steve. Steve! Steve! Steve!

263229  Zaxxoff: Who is America?

263202  Spazstatic: Also the workers. In one case, you don't do a good job, you get fired and get a different job. In the other case, you do bad and you get killed.

263204  Spazstatic: I thought it was a small moose at first.

263215  Knice: @BavidDowie @Nope @jochenau Please forgive my shorthand. My point was that I hope some extra fucked-up-ness, not just our regular fucked-up-ness, happened to allow our system to put that person in place.

263211  Spazstatic: Ya poopin?

263215  Spazstatic: @Knice for what it's worth amp.timeinc.net/time/5366171/…

263201  WannaBee: *whispering* Aflac

263179  Zaxxoff: David Cameron's joyride

263218  dangerkeith3000: Hahahaha this is hilarious. Also, I'm happy they are supportive of their openly lesbian dog.

263213  dangerkeith3000: It says "depending on education level" so if you actually have a degree (awesome for you) the criteria for relevant experience goes down. pre-2008 getting the job wouldn't be a problem, but despite what Trump says, all things are not yet hunky-dory in the employment market and economy. It's getting better...but I would have never thought a recession would last as long as this one did.

263162  Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

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263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263202 tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262984 dangerkeith3000: Yeah I hate this.

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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Score:
579
 
 SpaceCow: "I'm taller than you, therefore I'm in charge."
 Fett4life: Wondertwin powers. Activate!
 Knice: Now hiss.
 jochenau: Bro, don't dissssturb me while I'm lifting.
 Wet farts: Did he heckin warn ya?
 Hyphae: Oh nose! Watch out snek! Oh, I cat look...
 SomeCanadian: I loves you danger noodle.
 Peter Pantsless: sneaky boop
 Coolguy: Deadly boop
 ThatGuy: Fa evarb
Image 147466   11-30-16   Uploaded by    ButtNutz
Score:
781
 
 annterland: @cArdent SCREEEEeeee
 cArdent: @annterland To be fair, Hollywood seems to be pretty convinced that kookaburras live anywhere there's jungle. But they also think all birds of prey sound like Red-Tailed Hawks so who knows.
 SpaceCow: "What? You never seen a two stone kookaburra before?"
 trelyate: my spirit animal
 whiplash: "I'll just sit here in the old gum tree and catch my breath."
 Shay: Birdie would you like some sausage?
 tib gubb: "I regret nothing"
 annterland: @El hefe for once, hell naw.
 Borkf: @El hefe *'stralia
 El hefe: Murica
 Peter Pantsless: Jaunty!
 SomeCanadian: What will those kooky Australians think of next?
 fanny: he looks ok with his decision.
Image 147465   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
382
 
 hexxx: The Green Lumpen
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm hoping that he also gets a chance to rewind and rethink his choices
 Shay: Meanwhile, everyone else in the background are thinking "Why is this prick doing a half-assed Nazi salute?"
 Himesama: Your 'life IS strange.
 Borkf: @ieremia Neither does he. HEY-OHHHH!
 sparename: "I daren't touch her - even though she isn't there. If she isn't there again tomorrow I'll wish, I'll wish, she goes away"
 ieremia: I don't get it.
 DrinkMixMan: Arm about a foot away from an imaginary woman. And the hoverhand award goes to...
 Peter Pantsless: Anyway, here's WonderHal
 ButtNutz: Gotta catch em all.
Image 147464   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
284
 
 Amy Housewine: There were also sausages on the grill before #147465 got there.
 Beef Supreme: Snap his neck, pluck him, gut him, season with garlic and lemon pepper, add to the fire.
 Shay: Pineapple lives matter too you know.
 werterland: You should. That grill needs to be cleaned.
 SomeCanadian: What, for the live chicken that isn't nearly as delicious and marinated (yet)?
 DrinkMixMan: Almost.
Image 147463   11-30-16   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
696
 
 Headoftheclass: "Fistful of Datas": Worf [when getting involved in a saloon brawl] "I'm beginning to see the appeal of this program!"
 Headoftheclass: Hlja' !
 funny in the wall: Worf was raised by a Ukrainian couple. Orthodox Christianity is the dominant religion of Ukraine. Coincidence?
 El hefe: There is no honor in this
 Peter Pantsless: @questionable Funniest line in the entire series. I also like the part where Troi shoots Data with an arrow
 DrinkMixMan: @Borkf Okay, so maybe not Klingon but look at that head, definitely some sort of alien.
 Borkf: @fakeusername On closer inspection, it does appear to a different picture, just very similar looking. He was Greek/Turkish though, so still likely a white dude, just not a pasty one.
 fakeusername: @Borkf sure, he doesn't he look like a Klingon if you use a new painting where they made him a white dude
 Borkf: Sure, he looks like a Klingon if you alter the picture to make him look like one goo.gl/…
 questionable: captain, I must protest; I am not a merry man
Image 147462   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
648
 
 BeagleMan44: First heavenly kittah sitting atop the firmament.
 LaeMi: Sky-cat is ceiling-cat's supervisor.
 annterland: Ceiling cat is happy
 El hefe: The Sport Ka has already fed today
 fakeusername: Cata Morgana
Image 147461   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
316
 
 Frank herbert: @Peter Pantsless i hope its green
 annterland: @Peter Pantsless it's like the ice cream truck's music.
 ButtNutz: "Hey Brah, do ya know the reason I pulled you over?"
 mariofart: Seems legit.
 Peter Pantsless: hahaha what the fuck is the siren for?
 Urn BooUrn: I dare say, that car is going to get pulled over.
 WaffleIron: Calling car 420! Calling car 420!
Image 147460   11-30-16   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
426
 
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Its turtles all the way down
 BeagleMan44: Ninja turtles, you're doing it wrong.
 AstoriaBum: @LaeMi The Great A'Tuin in a rare mating ritual.
 LaeMi: Diskworld reference, of course!
Image 147459   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
351
 
 Amy Housewine: By telling the truth, Pinocchio eventually became a real bo... plastic surgeon.
 ChubbyBuddy: sure i work out of a van, but i definitely hose it out every night.
 whiplash: As in, "keepin' it real." No medical education or license stated or implied.
 carpwoman: Yeah, good luck with that.
 tib gubb: it certainly sounds like a "good" idea
 funny in the wall: @Butcherboy Inflammable means flammable? What a country!
 Butcherboy: Hi Dr. Nick!
 Borkf: It says right here he went to "medical" school.
 scribbs: Smart lipo is Bluetooth enabled.
 WaffleIron: It's a GI joe in a lab coat.
Image 147458   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
466
 
 jazzjunkie: War. War never changes.
 Mr. Shine: Mr. Gorbachev, sax down that wall!
 Mr. Shine: Mr. Gorbachev, sax down that wall!
 jochenau: This machine kills fascists.
 ch: The wall is comprised of hurdy-gurdy men
 PenguinBartender: This February, Matt Damon stars in: The Great Wall (and he's bringing his vomiting saxophone).
 tritium: Now I understand what Miles Davis meant by "if you have to ask what Jazz is, you'll never know."
 Urn BooUrn: All in all, it's just another brick in the wall.
 scribbs: The Polka-Jazz War was the most horrific of war of the 20th century.
Image 147457   11-30-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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