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273215  sparename: Crocerole or Cassodile?

273194  Not A Bot: and you thought furries were bad.

273202  Dr Awkward: #noswitcherino

273194  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

273199  MasterTwig: Why is almost every single caption on a picture these days written both by, and for, complete morons?

273189  sundragon: we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, 'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine

272918  hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273192  sparename: St Brownwads Dog

273204  dobbiesdoogs: and now that kid has rabies

273203  Sadbot: Crom is my copilot and we're cruisin for lamentations

273203  Nope: That doesn't sound like jesus.

273203  Prostata: i bet it smells great in there

273201  Mr. Butt: Is this that game that'll MAKE YOU CUM 2 TIMES IN UNDER 5 MINUTES?

273188  hapi papi: Shopping basket entrapment zones.

273202  Sadbot: So young to be lost to dad-jokism

273163  trelyate: I could get that out if only I had a screwdriver...

273191  trelyate: oh nice, a parking spot for superheroes

273197  trelyate: I recently adopted two kittens, can relate to tired doggo

273199  fanny: RIP then, I guess

273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

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272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272975 kazzy94: Haven't we all done this?

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874



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Score:
579
 
 SpaceCow: "I'm taller than you, therefore I'm in charge."
 Fett4life: Wondertwin powers. Activate!
 Knice: Now hiss.
 jochenau: Bro, don't dissssturb me while I'm lifting.
 Wet farts: Did he heckin warn ya?
 Hyphae: Oh nose! Watch out snek! Oh, I cat look...
 SomeCanadian: I loves you danger noodle.
 Peter Pantsless: sneaky boop
 Coolguy: Deadly boop
 ThatGuy: Fa evarb
Image 147466   11-30-16   Uploaded by    ButtNutz
Score:
781
 
 annterland: @cArdent SCREEEEeeee
 cArdent: @annterland To be fair, Hollywood seems to be pretty convinced that kookaburras live anywhere there's jungle. But they also think all birds of prey sound like Red-Tailed Hawks so who knows.
 SpaceCow: "What? You never seen a two stone kookaburra before?"
 trelyate: my spirit animal
 whiplash: "I'll just sit here in the old gum tree and catch my breath."
 Shay: Birdie would you like some sausage?
 tib gubb: "I regret nothing"
 annterland: @El hefe for once, hell naw.
 Borkf: @El hefe *'stralia
 El hefe: Murica
 Peter Pantsless: Jaunty!
 SomeCanadian: What will those kooky Australians think of next?
 fanny: he looks ok with his decision.
Image 147465   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
382
 
 hexxx: The Green Lumpen
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm hoping that he also gets a chance to rewind and rethink his choices
 Shay: Meanwhile, everyone else in the background are thinking "Why is this prick doing a half-assed Nazi salute?"
 Himesama: Your 'life IS strange.
 Borkf: @ieremia Neither does he. HEY-OHHHH!
 sparename: "I daren't touch her - even though she isn't there. If she isn't there again tomorrow I'll wish, I'll wish, she goes away"
 ieremia: I don't get it.
 DrinkMixMan: Arm about a foot away from an imaginary woman. And the hoverhand award goes to...
 Peter Pantsless: Anyway, here's WonderHal
 ButtNutz: Gotta catch em all.
Image 147464   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
284
 
 Amy Housewine: There were also sausages on the grill before #147465 got there.
 Beef Supreme: Snap his neck, pluck him, gut him, season with garlic and lemon pepper, add to the fire.
 Shay: Pineapple lives matter too you know.
 werterland: You should. That grill needs to be cleaned.
 SomeCanadian: What, for the live chicken that isn't nearly as delicious and marinated (yet)?
 DrinkMixMan: Almost.
Image 147463   11-30-16   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
696
 
 Headoftheclass: "Fistful of Datas": Worf [when getting involved in a saloon brawl] "I'm beginning to see the appeal of this program!"
 Headoftheclass: Hlja' !
 funny in the wall: Worf was raised by a Ukrainian couple. Orthodox Christianity is the dominant religion of Ukraine. Coincidence?
 El hefe: There is no honor in this
 Peter Pantsless: @questionable Funniest line in the entire series. I also like the part where Troi shoots Data with an arrow
 DrinkMixMan: @Borkf Okay, so maybe not Klingon but look at that head, definitely some sort of alien.
 Borkf: @fakeusername On closer inspection, it does appear to a different picture, just very similar looking. He was Greek/Turkish though, so still likely a white dude, just not a pasty one.
 fakeusername: @Borkf sure, he doesn't he look like a Klingon if you use a new painting where they made him a white dude
 Borkf: Sure, he looks like a Klingon if you alter the picture to make him look like one goo.gl/…
 questionable: captain, I must protest; I am not a merry man
Image 147462   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
648
 
 BeagleMan44: First heavenly kittah sitting atop the firmament.
 LaeMi: Sky-cat is ceiling-cat's supervisor.
 annterland: Ceiling cat is happy
 El hefe: The Sport Ka has already fed today
 fakeusername: Cata Morgana
Image 147461   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
316
 
 Frank herbert: @Peter Pantsless i hope its green
 annterland: @Peter Pantsless it's like the ice cream truck's music.
 ButtNutz: "Hey Brah, do ya know the reason I pulled you over?"
 mariofart: Seems legit.
 Peter Pantsless: hahaha what the fuck is the siren for?
 Urn BooUrn: I dare say, that car is going to get pulled over.
 WaffleIron: Calling car 420! Calling car 420!
Image 147460   11-30-16   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
426
 
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Its turtles all the way down
 BeagleMan44: Ninja turtles, you're doing it wrong.
 AstoriaBum: @LaeMi The Great A'Tuin in a rare mating ritual.
 LaeMi: Diskworld reference, of course!
Image 147459   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
351
 
 Amy Housewine: By telling the truth, Pinocchio eventually became a real bo... plastic surgeon.
 ChubbyBuddy: sure i work out of a van, but i definitely hose it out every night.
 whiplash: As in, "keepin' it real." No medical education or license stated or implied.
 carpwoman: Yeah, good luck with that.
 tib gubb: it certainly sounds like a "good" idea
 funny in the wall: @Butcherboy Inflammable means flammable? What a country!
 Butcherboy: Hi Dr. Nick!
 Borkf: It says right here he went to "medical" school.
 scribbs: Smart lipo is Bluetooth enabled.
 WaffleIron: It's a GI joe in a lab coat.
Image 147458   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
466
 
 jazzjunkie: War. War never changes.
 Mr. Shine: Mr. Gorbachev, sax down that wall!
 Mr. Shine: Mr. Gorbachev, sax down that wall!
 jochenau: This machine kills fascists.
 ch: The wall is comprised of hurdy-gurdy men
 PenguinBartender: This February, Matt Damon stars in: The Great Wall (and he's bringing his vomiting saxophone).
 tritium: Now I understand what Miles Davis meant by "if you have to ask what Jazz is, you'll never know."
 Urn BooUrn: All in all, it's just another brick in the wall.
 scribbs: The Polka-Jazz War was the most horrific of war of the 20th century.
Image 147457   11-30-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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