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249700  grizzly: Likely story! Get a job, you bum!

249689  GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.

249696  Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata

249697  Joseph: This fish is not happy

249698  Air Biscuit: "I aint no scrub! Im on the drivers side of my best friends ride!"

249698  Joseph: This dog is happy

249699  Joseph: This cat is happy

249673  Joseph: This saves the planet, but kills my will to live.

249697  grizzly: Death from above.

249692  Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"

249675  sparename: It's the time of year to play Secret Sanitation

249695  well duh: Squompas

249696  FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling

249696  Shay: Here honey, drink some more Haterade.

224598  Air Biscuit: @ignatz themilkshake IS the salad.

249686  Not A Bot: Problem, officer?

249675  FabricMan: Employees only

249687  SuedeOxford: @Mr. Butt Hi Illiterate, I'm Dad.

249689  GoGo Robotto: I thought Pluto got classified as some kind of planet again or something?

249690  GoGo Robotto: This 'friend zone' crap is the same nonsense like this alpha/beta male shit. It's plain sexist...*rant mode off* anyway congratulations for your relationship

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249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249643 Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249660 Lunimeow: Oh man... I really need my anxiety companion honey badger now...

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249608 Prostata: BRB...

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

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 Shay: C'mon Bats, what have the Smother Brothers ever done to you?
 raditzu: Sometimes Batman is such a Grayson.
 DrinkMixMan: i am bruce lightyear i cum in pies!
 DrinkMixMan: Helps what?
 SomeCanadian: I feel like Hostess Fruit Pies are a euphemism here... but for what...
 Mr. Butt: But how do I shot web?
Image 147215   11-29-16   Uploaded by    Sadbot
 whiplash: I'll clean it up on the weekend.
 chhumphrey: #147215
 Lestrange: A kitten dood it.
 sparename: That was a BIIIGG mouse
Image 147214   11-29-16   Uploaded by    WetWilly
 jochenau: @Butcherboy Should be fine, red mages can cast Blizzard.
 WaffleIron: @fakeusername : NEVER!
 fakeusername: @Meow you should probably stop playing floor is lava after you turn 30
 Butcherboy: That red wizard better have some boots of jumping
 Meow: This got me kicked out of Piggly Wiggly
Image 147213   11-29-16   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 Marsh Darsh: @Marsh Darsh Usually I snuck a toy into the corner while she wasn't looking. Equally as bad as resting my butt on my feet...
 Marsh Darsh: @jochenau yeah, my mum is very Catholic. "In the corner" was more "repent for your sin"
 jochenau: @Marsh Darsh o. O
 Marsh Darsh: I spent a lot of time there, except I had to be on my knees, and God help me if mom caught my butt resting on my feet.
 Micro Jackson: The kid is standing in my spot!
 Lestrange: No sad button?
 Meow: I've seen enough horror movies to know where this is going
Image 147212   11-29-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 Micro Jackson: Start hoarding those boogers
 Ulillillia: Make sure to lick your fingers clean afterward
 sparename: Blu-Tac can be covered in breadcrumbs and lightly fried for a tasty scack
 a sedated moose: Isn't how you get sour vanilla?
Image 147211   11-29-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 Lestrange: Theological delusions are common in mania.
Image 147210   11-29-16   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
 Lestrange: I like seeing happy children. It makes me happy.
 SomeCanadian: Rather dapper Amish lad there
 Supermansbrother: m'lamby.
Image 147209   11-29-16   Uploaded by    homeless
 Jotun: You solved the box, we came. Now you must come with us, taste our pleasures.
 jochenau: In all seriousness, I've read that this can be a real problem and dogs sometimes die D:
 whiplash: Acupuncture used to treat canine depression.
 raditzu: Dogs are SOOOOO smart! Better than the cats!
 Snowta: #NoRagrets
 Lestrange: Hope they eye okay.
 Ulillillia: Cenobork
 PenguinBartender: "So I says to Rex, I says 'don't sniff that thing' and he's like 'oh like hell I won't!' So long story short, we get a truck ride to the vet."
 a sedated moose: Though, their faces do seem to say "worth it."
 a sedated moose: Poor puppies!
 thecraftywolf: they dun snooted a spiky floof
Image 147208   11-29-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 SomeCanadian: Christfit
 Radstarboom: Spanish cross in Rome huh? A bold move cotton.
 Butcherboy: Yeah but he could never eat M&Ms again
 Ulillillia: Too soon
 illBilliam: You think this is impressive, wait till you see what he does with two monster truck tires and a unicycle.
Image 147207   11-29-16   Uploaded by    nathan
 White Rice: @a robot awesome...or should that be awesomer? Either way, bring on the animals that share names with body parts!
 a robot: Boobies, tits, what's the Spaceship becoming?! #147147
 Knice: *click* "God-damn it, Rachel; why do you always do that with your lips in pictures? Just look normal!" *click* "God-DAMN it!!"
Image 147206   11-29-16   Uploaded by    White Rice
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