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233195  kornisjon: Morbid sense of humour detected, which is rad!

233149  piratepom: Rad for this @Captain Marsupial!

233203  ignatz: #140975

233219  Derp Herpigan: BAD for Alexisyd.

233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

233185  Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233187  Ulillillia: 'Cause you're beautiful, like no other

233194  Ulillillia: Love, I get so lost, sometimes

233189  trelyate: when your press operator has a sense of humor

233213  Ulillillia: Consuela's phone

233205  trelyate: go back to your homeworld already

233207  trelyate: the hair is spot on

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233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars



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Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1144 points)
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Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (1119 points)
rubix1924 uploaded 232740 (1066 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (1052 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1030 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1019 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1002 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (998 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232705 (987 points)


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 3. ping: 6690 points
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 5. HatStand: 3568 points
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 Shay: C'mon Bats, what have the Smother Brothers ever done to you?
 raditzu: Sometimes Batman is such a Grayson.
 DrinkMixMan: i am bruce lightyear i cum in pies!
 DrinkMixMan: Helps what?
 SomeCanadian: I feel like Hostess Fruit Pies are a euphemism here... but for what...
 Mr. Butt: But how do I shot web?
Image 147215   11-29-16   Uploaded by    Sadbot
Score:
119
 
 whiplash: I'll clean it up on the weekend.
 chhumphrey: #147215
 Lestrange: A kitten dood it.
 sparename: That was a BIIIGG mouse
Image 147214   11-29-16   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
612
 
 jochenau: @Butcherboy Should be fine, red mages can cast Blizzard.
 WaffleIron: @fakeusername : NEVER!
 fakeusername: @Meow you should probably stop playing floor is lava after you turn 30
 Butcherboy: That red wizard better have some boots of jumping
 Meow: This got me kicked out of Piggly Wiggly
Image 147213   11-29-16   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
275
 
 Marsh Darsh: @Marsh Darsh Usually I snuck a toy into the corner while she wasn't looking. Equally as bad as resting my butt on my feet...
 Marsh Darsh: @jochenau yeah, my mum is very Catholic. "In the corner" was more "repent for your sin"
 jochenau: @Marsh Darsh o. O
 Marsh Darsh: I spent a lot of time there, except I had to be on my knees, and God help me if mom caught my butt resting on my feet.
 Micro Jackson: The kid is standing in my spot!
 Lestrange: No sad button?
 Meow: I've seen enough horror movies to know where this is going
Image 147212   11-29-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
546
 
 Micro Jackson: Start hoarding those boogers
 Ulillillia: Make sure to lick your fingers clean afterward
 sparename: Blu-Tac can be covered in breadcrumbs and lightly fried for a tasty scack
 a sedated moose: Isn't how you get sour vanilla?
Image 147211   11-29-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
173
 
 Lestrange: Theological delusions are common in mania.
Image 147210   11-29-16   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
622
 
 Lestrange: I like seeing happy children. It makes me happy.
 SomeCanadian: Rather dapper Amish lad there
 Supermansbrother: m'lamby.
Image 147209   11-29-16   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
371
 
 Jotun: You solved the box, we came. Now you must come with us, taste our pleasures.
 jochenau: In all seriousness, I've read that this can be a real problem and dogs sometimes die D:
 whiplash: Acupuncture used to treat canine depression.
 raditzu: Dogs are SOOOOO smart! Better than the cats!
 Snowta: #NoRagrets
 Lestrange: Hope they eye okay.
 Ulillillia: Cenobork
 PenguinBartender: "So I says to Rex, I says 'don't sniff that thing' and he's like 'oh like hell I won't!' So long story short, we get a truck ride to the vet."
 Donut: WE REGRET NOTHING!
 a sedated moose: Though, their faces do seem to say "worth it."
 a sedated moose: Poor puppies!
 thecraftywolf: they dun snooted a spiky floof
Image 147208   11-29-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
444
 
 SomeCanadian: Christfit
 Radstarboom: Spanish cross in Rome huh? A bold move cotton.
 Butcherboy: Yeah but he could never eat M&Ms again
 Ulillillia: Too soon
 illBilliam: You think this is impressive, wait till you see what he does with two monster truck tires and a unicycle.
Image 147207   11-29-16   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
495
 
 White Rice: @a robot awesome...or should that be awesomer? Either way, bring on the animals that share names with body parts!
 a robot: Boobies, tits, what's the Spaceship becoming?! #147147
 Knice: *click* "God-damn it, Rachel; why do you always do that with your lips in pictures? Just look normal!" *click* "God-DAMN it!!"
Image 147206   11-29-16   Uploaded by    White Rice
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