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268391  wolfpk: Pet is: A cat!

268400  Knice: Nature wants to speak to your manager.

268402  Knice: @lolnotrly Flerts ma turts.

268393  FormerLurker: Haha, remember when they wrote Black Home Sun? Ah, the 80s...

268378  PenguinBartender: I like the caption, but if they framed this out farther, it would have even better impact (showing the choir).

268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: it doesn't

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268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

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268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

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 Flarmie: @ping Really? I think all it did was give me a migraine and made me forget how to do algebra somehow.
 ping: That messes with my head most pleasantly.
 AutoDisaster: Female tennis players receive 25% less net placement accuracy than males.
 Skaalar: STAHP
 DarkTeddy: This is what its like the first time you play
 a sedated moose: This makes my brain feel funny.
 scribbs: Half their concentration goes to where to place their feet lest they fall into the sky.
 Yam: Damnit, Escher
Image 146210   11-24-16   Uploaded by    Musician
 Wookiee: Should have pointed me to the bathroom quicker. I told you shit was about to go down.
 Whatever: This is what happens after your credit card melts down
 Lestrange: Whoopsie daisy!
 ClockworkJackalope: @SomeOtherCanadian well I hope you come out ok.
 Dr. Bathroom: Walgreen's... At the corner of happy and being on fire.
 Eleftheros: *heart*
 Eleftheros: @SomeOtherCanadian 3
 SomeOtherCanadian: @ClockworkJackalope haha, yeah. It's just other than seeing family and eating fancy cheeses the holiday season has a lot of bullshit attached to it
 SomeOtherCanadian: @scribbs absolutely! Thank you :)
 ClockworkJackalope: @SomeOtherCanadian damn, yo. You ok?
 scribbs: @SomeOtherCanadian May I recommend "Worldly Goods" by Lisa Jardine?
 SomeOtherCanadian: Black Friday is just fine, okay? Retailers rely on it and I won't here any negative comments about avarice, the dark side of consumerism, or a narcissistic disregard for the well being of others in pursuit of a fleeting satisfaction that is positively reinforced by our culture to perpetuate endless growth until we hurl ourselves headlong from a cliff of our own excess.
 ClockworkJackalope: I DEMAND A SNACKRIFICE!!! seriously though I'm waiting for Black Friday to turn out like this
 Eleftheros: Happy Black Fridays to all
Image 146209   11-24-16   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
 LaeMi: Everything is a vegetable if you're unhealthy enough.
 AutoDisaster: Those are some fuck*n' good ass vegetables
 annterland: @AverageJoe @a sedated moose pate is the least vegan of ALL the foods
 a sedated moose: @AverageJoe isn't pate made from liver?
 grizzly: @trelyate floor pizza!
 trelyate: Don't forget pizza!
 AverageJoe: I can't blame him... my friend recently discovered that french pate was actually not vegan
 ClockworkJackalope: This kid plays video games obviously
 skillet: Mmmm...floor stuff...
 Yam: Max has pretty good printing for... well, whatever you'd like to call him
 Skaalar: How can something so wrong be so right?
 jochenau: Er...Max, the obedience school is down the street a ways.
Image 146208   11-24-16   Uploaded by    Mumbles
 scribbs: @Headoftheclass Good point, actually. It's my attention span...IIRC, I got to page 18 of the document before I wandered off to youtube for a few minutes...then came back here to finish my comment. Absolutely true :-)
 Headoftheclass: @scribbs what, you have something better to do?
 Nofishforsale: It's not the Beatles!!!
 DrinkMixMan: I don't know what's happening here but it's rad
 scribbs: Why do two of them look like they're dancing, while the other two look like they're fleeing an active shooter? Either way, Rad for obscurity: GIS returned one hit, and that requires an apparent search of a 168-page document to find it.
 ClockworkJackalope: Ma'honkes
 Headoftheclass: Uptown Funk: The Early Years
Image 146207   11-24-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Image 146206   11-24-16   Uploaded by    tea
 Warrax: Nice shirt.
 Nofishforsale: God I'm jealous.
 AutoDisaster: Kitties and no titties?
 Skaalar: @Mr Blah Blah Thank you Mr. Carey.
 Skaalar: @Mr Blah Blah Thank you Mr. Carey.
 Mr Blah Blah: Meh... I had better
 Teechur: I thought I wanted to go outside. I changeded my mind.
 annterland: Never let me go
Image 146205   11-24-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 ClockworkJackalope: That's why you don't do this sorta thing so close to a corner. Thump flop
 Mr Blah Blah: After reaching the mountain top, Patricia found nirvana
 Knice: All yoga'd out.
Image 146204   11-24-16   Uploaded by    Musician
 Nofishforsale: Epilogue: once you're fucked, you care
 AutoDisaster: Maybe if you live in a Game of Thrones type world.
 Spazstatic: Happy Thanksgiving to you too. Oh.... Guess I'm screwed now...
 a sedated moose: Fucked in the fuck by my own fuck.
 ClockworkJackalope: The anthem of all my ex girlfriends
 Skaalar: What if you don't have the ability to care? Or more likely, your heart and soul are calloused?
 Noremak: Fucking does usually occur in an adult relationship.
 Fishy: The fk do I care.
Image 146203   11-24-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Teechur: @Noremak We had a great day, too! We rented our church fellowship hall this year and invited some families who frequent our food pantry. It made for interesting conversation and a sense of goodwill. I hope we do that again next year!
 Noremak: @Teechur I was just cracking a joke but that stopped me for a minute. Thanks for helping me think of my ancestral history. It was Russian tzars and fighting that pushed my dad's side of the family to the US. Without that, I wouldn't exist. Considering causal events led to this moment even with the bad stuff in the past, I'm at peace with the world for a while because it led to a nice day today. Hope it did for you too.
 Teechur: @Noremak Like many, I'm sure, I prefer to think of the Wampanoag and how they helped the Pilgrims to survive, rather than Manifest Destiny, Sitting Bull, the current situation in ND..... My own family was pushed out of Europe due to oppression by certain genocidal groups during WWI, as was my wife's family during WWII, so I am a sympathizer.
 Noremak: @Teechur Happy nationalistic, postgenocidal holiday!
 a sedated moose: @Teechur I'm apparently right on the cusp of purple; I dropped back to blue for a minute last night.
 Derp Herpigan: @Teechur purple was fun while it lasted, huh? I thought so.
 ClockworkJackalope: I WAS ONCE A MAAAAAAN
 Teechur: @jochenau Yes....I think my purple status was only temporary. It had the circle-line thingie in front of it. While I donate to Patreon because it supports original art and artists, it's not in my budget to support friendly spaceship at this time. PowerBall is up to $403 million, so we'll see!
 SomeCanadian: Can't fool me, snek. You sneak snek.
 jochenau: @Teechur Weren't you purple before? D:
 Teechur: Happy Thankssssssssssssgiving, everyone!
Image 146202   11-24-16   Uploaded by    westerner
 SomeCanadian: Hadouccicino
Image 146201   11-24-16   Uploaded by    Musician
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