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258180  Yam: Wait, is this Calgary?

258150  a robot: Betty White is older than sliced bread

258153  a robot: You rock that three-piece suit, bowler hat, umbrella and red thigh-high boots, Mr. Businessman

258167  a robot: Your dog is a very good mother to that baby polar bear!

258173  Mr. Shine: It's what they call me down at the clinic.

258175  Mr. Shine: I'm disappointed in myself because I'm not sure if i can hug them all at once.

258176  a robot: Bout to drop the hottest album of summer 2018

258176  Mr. Shine: These puppies look like they're planning a casino heist.

258177  Mr. Shine: *angrily takes pet moose and exits*

258163  Astanapan: If heroes of might and magic has taught me anything, there are another 16-45 dogs in there.

258163  bug: We should change the official header of the Friendly Spaceship to this doormat.

258177  Scoo: A moose once dated my sister

258166  Scoo: Translation: we have no legal authority to fine you for not paying so we're going to ask you pleasepleaseplease pay next time okthanks?

258179  Nope: Ted and Ed Cruise

258162  grizzly: Just boo it. I'm crying over that shit.

258182  Nope: Mike seen here pre meal

258175  Solemn: @wolfpk Huh. Never would have guessed.

258178  copunter: if you survived the 70's, you probably chop up lines on your phone like this:

258179  copunter: wow, this has some nice touches to it. @Drunk Orc -- advanced shoopniques!

258173  Prostata: An anagram of "donald trump" is "lord damp nut"

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258106 SuedeOxford: I would settle for just free.

258089 Warrax: Harison ciked me in the penis

258129 Wooden Spoon: Thats fine, but how do women fix a leaky boat?

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258111 Warrax: I just want to know what's wrong with them that they had to go in the garbage. I mean, it's a fairly simple device.

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258044 Mr. Butt: Been playing a lot of Monster Hunter lately. I really like how it allows me to neurotically hoard herbs and mushrooms instead of getting good at the combat.

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.



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Score:
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 AverageJoe: God promised men that good ovedient wives could be found in every corner of the world... then he made the earth round and laughed
 BlarfyB: @CastleBravo It's a cell phone tower.
 Whatever: Plot twist: she gleefully aided illegal immigrants enter Mexico
 scribbs: I had such high hopes.
 Dresdenkeogh: they should have seized the means of production.
 Dresdenkeogh: they should have seized the means of production.
 Greek Fire: Arkansas didn't exist in 1802, it was part of France.
 CastleBravo: Why are there telegraph wires in 1802?
 DrinkMixMan: Don't Stop Believing (in horseless carriages and manned flight)
 ButtNutz: Pre industrial revolution-horn
 Headoftheclass: @WaffleIron you say that like it's a bad thing.
 WaffleIron: Yeah, this is basically how it's gonna work when we run out of oil.
Image 145467   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
499
 
 sparename: Sheeple and anti-sheeple combine to disappear in a blaze of antisomething?
 Ulillillia: You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
 Dresdenkeogh: this is a baaaaaaad neighborhood.
 Annoying Vegan : Fucking hell, PETA.
 DrinkMixMan: Wake up, sheeple.
Image 145466   11-20-16   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
637
 
 Phillee: is that twiggy?
 ssignature: Electrical banana Is gonna be a sudden craze Electrical banana Is bound to be the very next phase
 sparename: Pigeon-toed Orange-Peel
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Skinr I'm tired of this soup du jour
 Skinr: I guess I'm only a spud boy / Looking for a real tomato
 Queeblo: That's the tickle monster I was told about! Look at his black and white striped ticklers!
 Radstarboom: Do robot comedians dream of electric tomato?
 Dan Tagonistic: Thanks Monsanto
 Warrax: I got thrown out of this club. Dress code violation.
Image 145465   11-20-16   Uploaded by    archanon
Image 145464 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Amiga 1000. Boo, Amiga 1000.
Score:
646
 
 carpwoman: "Apparently the calls are coming from inside the house?!"
 Queeblo: "Let's see what are the humans writing about us.." [types "pus.."]
 DrinkMixMan: God damn, there are a lot of cute human videos on Youtube
 Donut: "I dunno, Earl. These kittens don't look cute to me at all."
 scribbs: Such a scary movie they have to watch with the lights on.
 dobbiesdoogs: catflix and chill?
Image 145463   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
319
 
 Hiddentigerma: I don't wanna go to heaven. All the cool people go to hell. Heaven has about 20 people in it and they're all lame.
 sparename: With a bit o' lube and a tube
 Aspirin: Just wait for the second coming.
 DrinkMixMan: That's what I would call heaven
 SunWukong: The spirit of Christ cumpels you.
 Bert Bertbert: eEEWW
 scribbs: There is a certain type of religious person who infuses their spirituality with such vivid sexual imagery, yet they are clearly oblivious. I don't get it.
 Donut: Phrasing, dammit.
 dobbiesdoogs: i was gonna let him do that anyway
Image 145462   11-20-16   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
325
 
 NuclearWinter: Love lift us up where we belong
 Queeblo: "You wouldn't believe what they did to my homie back at Cincinati!"
 Dr. Bathroom: And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii eeeeiiiiiiiiiii will always feed youuuuuuuuuuuu!
Image 145461   11-20-16   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
640
 
 Skinr: Super Postmodern Bros.
 scribbs: Harsh.
 Donut: "Nice try, Toad, but I'm gonna kick you in the nuts anyway."
 WaffleIron: [MARIO DEATH NOISE]
Image 145460   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
367
 
 sparename: @Lestrange " # How I wish You Were Here With Me Now # "
 Lestrange: How does it feel to treat me like you do? When you've laid your hands upon me and told me who you are I thought I was mistaken, I thought I heard your words Tell me how do I feel Tell me now, how do I feel Those who came before me lived through their vocations From the past until completion, they'll turn away no more And still I find it so hard to say what I need to say But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me just how I should feel today I see a ship in the harbor I can and shall obey But if it wasn't for your misfortune, I'd be a heavenly person today
 winwolf: I would hug that doggo. But, @Gracieboo would be jealous.
 scribbs: If shadow casts a shadow then...what? Six more weeks of night?
 square44: She isn't anywhere. She is not real. There is only suffering.
Image 145459   11-20-16   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
360
 
 Jotun: Fun fact: Heinz closed a ketchup factory near me in Ontario and moved production to Mexico. French's stepped in and started making ketchup using local tomato sauce and the former Heinz factory. They saved the town of Leamington.
 Niels Bohr: Mustard is the best tabletop condiment.
 Shay: MASS HYSTERIA!
 jochenau: My mind is blown by how subtly yet profoundly culture-specific this joke is.
 Whatever: You can never have too much high fructose corn syrup mixed with the bloody carcasses of tomatoes
 Lestrange: That reminds me. Need sauce.
 Supermansbrother: Thanks, DJ Trump.
 Sadbot: This is wrong. This is just all wrong
 Dresdenkeogh: I'M FROM PITTSBURGH STOP THIS
 cizhiresb: 60% more french
Image 145458   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
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