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216623  SpaceCow: For one, Fred, you clearly don't know know the difference between capital and lowercase letters. Also, because mommy needs time to polish off her wine.

216630  genius: Thats more depressing to look at than anything, funny wouldnt come as my first thought

216613  Shay: Tell me where it Hertz.

216436  FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn

216624  sparename: "Tap it, Unwrap it.."

216621  grizzly: @mom the rare username COMMENT combo!

216629  bobby: Mott's too thanks

216578  FireBreathingMarmot: In 20 years, bow hunting will still put you to sleep.

216620  grizzly: Has George Lucas gone too far?

216554  well duh: That kid will never make it into Congress now. Could still be President, tho.

216560  well duh: A drop or two of green food coloring and a little peppermint extract and you're good to go.

216617  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Username/ comment win :-D

216627  trucker: Oh, man. Now I want to go play some animal crossing.

216568  well duh: @Joseph but, your other left, right?

216568  well duh: @Joseph yep, pretty much ditto that entirely.

216608  VoR: And that's how you escape the friend zone

216614  VoR: Murder mask

216615  VoR: Catherine was a right monster

216617  VoR: Reclaimed sounds like a fancy word for stolen. And now they don't want to share. Well I'm about to apply a 5 finger reclaim rule on their water.

216613  Prostata: anyone else remember the hertz ads with OJ simpson flying feet first through the airport?

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Score:
670
 
 Shay: Eat about 5 or 6 of them and a power star will appear.
 sparename: My 10yr old daughter told me that they'd been 'teabagging' at school - which was using teabags to make stains on things to make them look older.. she wondered why I said that she should remember this conversation..
 Pastorofmuppetzq: Teach em early I always say.
 Mad Collager: Poor Anthony Floyd! #145425
 Hosebag: The original name was "Taste-icles".
 EvilOtter: If yours become this color use an hypoallergenic lotion and wear snug (but not tight) underwear to prevent chafing.
 Noremak: Low hanging gummy fruit
 Headoftheclass: Yay. A bagful of cummy cherries.
 Warrax: A lot of people must really like these. I've seen them hanging on the back of pickup trucks.
 ieremia: That's balls. You're lookin' at balls.
 Derp Herpigan: Good. At least they're organic.
 ignatz: Yeah, it can happen when it's really cold..
 sparename: Teabagging Flavour
 carpwoman: Oh for fucks sake.
 Bluetocracy: Ass candy
 Amy Housewine: The ol' twin-swingers.
 Peach: Is it just me or do these taste a little... salty?
Image 145408   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
814
 
 CastleBravo: @fanny (looks down at the grilled cheese sandwich I just made for lunch).
 Musician: Could out act Fred Grandy
 Headoftheclass: "Love, exciting and new/Come Aboard. We're expecting fondue..."
 Warrax: This makes me wonder if velveeta bounces.
 Bluetocracy: Yes, they're coming to take you away.
 scribbs: I don't remember this episode.
 Knice: A cultured guy who has a whey with the ladies.
 Amy Housewine: Cheesus saves.
 bug: Finally, a show that understands my deepest primal passions.
 fanny: cheese is addictive. it affects your brain like an opioid. (for real)
 Yam: Cheese, life's sweetest reward!
Image 145407   11-20-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
622
 
 hat thrab: @fanny I knew it :)
 Mad Collager: Spider veins, Spider veins, friendly neighborhood Spider veins...
 Bolt Vanderhuge: ooh, this will go great with my highly unnerving Pan's Labyrinth cosplay!
 bug: It puts the lotion on its skin... Wait, those are boots? Ok, gross, get out of my pit.
 Amy Housewine: Vampy and vascular.
 fanny: oh god yes, YES!!!
 TFChicken: Why would you even?
 grizzly: It's called fashion. Varicose fashion.
Image 145406   11-20-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
695
 
 Shay: I have a rare skin condition you insensitive prick.
 Headoftheclass: Deadpool, you so cray cray!
 bug: Spiderman could never hold up to the scrutiny of Gordon Ramsay's kitchen.
 TFChicken: Sorry to disappoint you, Hitler
 funny in the wall: looks like zoidberg
Image 145405   11-20-16   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
252
 
 Lestrange: Jesus. We get it! You vape.
 Mr. Shine: Fugu wasn't dangerous enough?
 bardberries: Gross. Ruining Sushi with fucking cancer.
 a robot: @Sandor It's a big country!
 Sandor: With 2 e-cigs, they must be in flavor country
 Kohapi: Oh, man..... I could really go for some sushi.
 grizzly: This Truth commercial is weird.
 TFChicken: We get it. You don't vape.
 whiplash: Chop cancer sticks.
Image 145404   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
428
 
 Whatever: This is your sponge on drugs
 Lestrange: Upper left I read as 'bad news' but hell, got my stash right here.
 Queeblo: SpongeBob WeedPants.
 bardberries: What is up with thy backpack? What is SpongeBob doing?
 ignatz: It was probably a mistake to leave your ID in the bag..
 bug: Oooooh, who smokes pineapple kush under the sea
 Sandor: Looks like SpongeBob won't be the only one living under the sea
 Peach: Apparently he's not as square as we thought.
Image 145403   11-20-16   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
514
 
 Hiddentigerma: 7,000,000,000 - 1 isn't that big of a deal.
 E. HONDA: Give her the shot! No, YOU give her the shot!
 TFChicken: Diabutthorn
Image 145402   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
332
 
 Hiddentigerma: "Wheres snowdon?" Is what American officials constantly asked Russian officials.
 Headoftheclass: What wacky sit-com has Chuck Lorre cooked up this time?
 Radstarboom: A terminal case of misplaced waldoism.
Image 145401   11-20-16   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
294
 
 Headoftheclass: Answer: #4. I'm sorry, that's incorrect. The answer we were looking for was "greenhouse asses. Greenhouse. Asses."
 Kohapi: Ha! I thought 3 was the question and 4 was the answer.
 jochenau: I'm pretty sure that the answer in number 3 should actually be for "reuse", not "recycle".
 Peach: I was really hoping they would recycle their answer from number 3.
 scribbs: Pharmacist recommended Beano.
Image 145400   11-20-16   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
305
 
 Bluetocracy: I hope they tweeted that.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Errrmahgerrerrrddercaarrttioonns!
Image 145399   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
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