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268405  sparename: Nice day for it

268381  Teechur: @Zaxxoff Yeah, could have been ANY hipster.

268383  Teechur: Underwater parkour

268386  Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

268288  smusher: Damn hipsters

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268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

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Score:
695
 
 Shay: I have a rare skin condition you insensitive prick.
 Headoftheclass: Deadpool, you so cray cray!
 bug: Spiderman could never hold up to the scrutiny of Gordon Ramsay's kitchen.
 TFChicken: Sorry to disappoint you, Hitler
 funny in the wall: looks like zoidberg
Image 145405   11-20-16   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
252
 
 Lestrange: Jesus. We get it! You vape.
 Mr. Shine: Fugu wasn't dangerous enough?
 bardberries: Gross. Ruining Sushi with fucking cancer.
 a robot: @Sandor It's a big country!
 Sandor: With 2 e-cigs, they must be in flavor country
 Kohapi: Oh, man..... I could really go for some sushi.
 grizzly: This Truth commercial is weird.
 TFChicken: We get it. You don't vape.
 whiplash: Chop cancer sticks.
Image 145404   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
428
 
 Whatever: This is your sponge on drugs
 Lestrange: Upper left I read as 'bad news' but hell, got my stash right here.
 Queeblo: SpongeBob WeedPants.
 bardberries: What is up with thy backpack? What is SpongeBob doing?
 sumo: It was probably a mistake to leave your ID in the bag..
 bug: Oooooh, who smokes pineapple kush under the sea
 Sandor: Looks like SpongeBob won't be the only one living under the sea
 Peach: Apparently he's not as square as we thought.
Image 145403   11-20-16   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
514
 
 Hiddentigerma: 7,000,000,000 - 1 isn't that big of a deal.
 E. HONDA: Give her the shot! No, YOU give her the shot!
 TFChicken: Diabutthorn
Image 145402   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
332
 
 Hiddentigerma: "Wheres snowdon?" Is what American officials constantly asked Russian officials.
 Headoftheclass: What wacky sit-com has Chuck Lorre cooked up this time?
 Radstarboom: A terminal case of misplaced waldoism.
Image 145401   11-20-16   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
294
 
 Headoftheclass: Answer: #4. I'm sorry, that's incorrect. The answer we were looking for was "greenhouse asses. Greenhouse. Asses."
 Kohapi: Ha! I thought 3 was the question and 4 was the answer.
 jochenau: I'm pretty sure that the answer in number 3 should actually be for "reuse", not "recycle".
 Peach: I was really hoping they would recycle their answer from number 3.
 scribbs: Pharmacist recommended Beano.
Image 145400   11-20-16   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
305
 
 Bluetocracy: I hope they tweeted that.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Errrmahgerrerrrddercaarrttioonns!
Image 145399   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
253
 
 SpaceCow: "I can't believe no one in Arizona has gotten this plate already."
 Mad Collager: Rad for the purple mountains, anyway.
 sparename: Is this on a Hando Ciciv?
 Bluetocracy: Is phe onix better than regular onix?
 bug: Hooked on pheonix werked fer me
 Ulillillia: The Pheonix from the Falme
 Mr. Butt: Harry Potter and the Order of My Dad's Car
Image 145398   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
229
 
 Quackzy: I feel like Taco Bell has a history of these sorts of decisions
 DrinkMixMan: Well, they should have
 scribbs: @jochenau I'd watch it.
 jochenau: "The Captain's Berries" (2015). Jeff Goldblum works to destroy the Cap'n Crunch Delights factory in time to save humanity from the roof-of-mouth-destroying menace. (2 stars)
Image 145397   11-20-16   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
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 redmonkey3: That's gonna leave a forever mark
 Spazstatic: Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off agaiiiaan...!
 Lestrange: Average British voter.
 Cami: Whoopsiedoodle.
 Mad Collager: Hang on Loopy, Loopy hang on - oh.
 SunWukong: Loopy.
 whiplash: Wheeeeeohnoohnohnoohnohelphelphelp!
 Wookiee: Hey guys! Watch this!
 tib gubb: i regret nothing
 scribbs: "Maybe I should get a puppy." --Brian Regan
 a sedated moose: Yeah, looks totally safe.
 Dreforian: ET's going to feel this one
 fumbduck: This is fine.
 Mr. Shine: He ded.
 Bert Bertbert: well, fuck
Image 145396   11-20-16   Uploaded by    sassysass
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