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216736  Mr. Shine: We get it, you smoke weed.

216728  AlexDeLarge: Good idea: finding Easter eggs on Easter morning. Bad idea: finding easter eggs on xmas day.

216642  Rev80: 2 seconds is all that separates humor from illegal porn.

216647  Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..

216731  AlexDeLarge: Aww, yiss. Mothafuckin arm hairs.

216732  AlexDeLarge: The only big daddy who lived to see his little sister reach adulthood.

216659  Rev80: But how do I transform into a d20?

216737  Yurishiro: This is bearly interracial.

216664  Rev80: I Spitfire on your grave.

216668  Rev80: Cancer: Not even once

216731  Yurishiro: Time for your daily bath in barbecue sauce!

216687  Rev80: Don't mess with a person open-carrying an epee

216745  Black Jesus: I love newfoundland dogs, they are so big and fluffy and adorable.

216697  Rev80: Well that saved the owner from having to dig out his floppy punch from the junk drawer to write protect that disk

216735  Yurishiro: If you attach them all to the house and activate them one side at the time you can move the house around!

216737  Teechur: Oh my!

216737  Teechur: Oh my!

216701  Rev80: Sometimes a slipper is just a slipper

216705  Rev80: "Riding"

216706  Rev80: Jokes on you.. A&F doesn't allow facial hair in their models

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216681 ignatz: Let's be honest, he was formulaic and repetitive (like eg Matisse, Picasso, oh heck everyone I can think of!)

216647 Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216613 Yurishiro: He's actually backwards jumping on a plane from the car.

216629 Seven Eight Nine: This made me vote rad @sparenamelaptopdied

216711 Mad Collager: @99.9 Percent I hope you enjoy it, despite how you feel now. My son's a DJ, and the good ones can really get you happily lost in the music. If all goes well, you will be able to pay attention to the music, and let the poison thoughts recede for awhile. Good luck!

216648 Teechur: If you did the same thing to the first Dubai picture as you did to the first Russia picture, you would have IggI IABUD

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!



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Ment Thorp uploaded 216585 (753 points)
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Messed Up Dog uploaded 216621 (698 points)
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10. midgetcastle: 1311 points
11. Side Boob: 1196 points
12. togboat: 1192 points
13. theaquaman: 1185 points
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Score:
695
 
 Shay: I have a rare skin condition you insensitive prick.
 Headoftheclass: Deadpool, you so cray cray!
 bug: Spiderman could never hold up to the scrutiny of Gordon Ramsay's kitchen.
 TFChicken: Sorry to disappoint you, Hitler
 funny in the wall: looks like zoidberg
Image 145405   11-20-16   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
252
 
 Lestrange: Jesus. We get it! You vape.
 Mr. Shine: Fugu wasn't dangerous enough?
 bardberries: Gross. Ruining Sushi with fucking cancer.
 a robot: @Sandor It's a big country!
 Sandor: With 2 e-cigs, they must be in flavor country
 Kohapi: Oh, man..... I could really go for some sushi.
 grizzly: This Truth commercial is weird.
 TFChicken: We get it. You don't vape.
 whiplash: Chop cancer sticks.
Image 145404   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
428
 
 Whatever: This is your sponge on drugs
 Lestrange: Upper left I read as 'bad news' but hell, got my stash right here.
 Queeblo: SpongeBob WeedPants.
 bardberries: What is up with thy backpack? What is SpongeBob doing?
 ignatz: It was probably a mistake to leave your ID in the bag..
 bug: Oooooh, who smokes pineapple kush under the sea
 Sandor: Looks like SpongeBob won't be the only one living under the sea
 Peach: Apparently he's not as square as we thought.
Image 145403   11-20-16   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
514
 
 Hiddentigerma: 7,000,000,000 - 1 isn't that big of a deal.
 E. HONDA: Give her the shot! No, YOU give her the shot!
 TFChicken: Diabutthorn
Image 145402   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
332
 
 Hiddentigerma: "Wheres snowdon?" Is what American officials constantly asked Russian officials.
 Headoftheclass: What wacky sit-com has Chuck Lorre cooked up this time?
 Radstarboom: A terminal case of misplaced waldoism.
Image 145401   11-20-16   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
294
 
 Headoftheclass: Answer: #4. I'm sorry, that's incorrect. The answer we were looking for was "greenhouse asses. Greenhouse. Asses."
 Kohapi: Ha! I thought 3 was the question and 4 was the answer.
 jochenau: I'm pretty sure that the answer in number 3 should actually be for "reuse", not "recycle".
 Peach: I was really hoping they would recycle their answer from number 3.
 scribbs: Pharmacist recommended Beano.
Image 145400   11-20-16   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
305
 
 Bluetocracy: I hope they tweeted that.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Errrmahgerrerrrddercaarrttioonns!
Image 145399   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
253
 
 SpaceCow: "I can't believe no one in Arizona has gotten this plate already."
 Mad Collager: Rad for the purple mountains, anyway.
 sparename: Is this on a Hando Ciciv?
 Bluetocracy: Is phe onix better than regular onix?
 bug: Hooked on pheonix werked fer me
 Ulillillia: The Pheonix from the Falme
 Mr. Butt: Harry Potter and the Order of My Dad's Car
Image 145398   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
229
 
 Quackzy: I feel like Taco Bell has a history of these sorts of decisions
 DrinkMixMan: Well, they should have
 scribbs: @jochenau I'd watch it.
 jochenau: "The Captain's Berries" (2015). Jeff Goldblum works to destroy the Cap'n Crunch Delights factory in time to save humanity from the roof-of-mouth-destroying menace. (2 stars)
Image 145397   11-20-16   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
559
 
 redmonkey3: That's gonna leave a forever mark
 Spazstatic: Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off agaiiiaan...!
 Lestrange: Average British voter.
 Cami: Whoopsiedoodle.
 Mad Collager: Hang on Loopy, Loopy hang on - oh.
 SunWukong: Loopy.
 whiplash: Wheeeeeohnoohnohnoohnohelphelphelp!
 Wookiee: Hey guys! Watch this!
 tib gubb: i regret nothing
 scribbs: "Maybe I should get a puppy." --Brian Regan
 a sedated moose: Yeah, looks totally safe.
 Dreforian: ET's going to feel this one
 fumbduck: This is fine.
 Mr. Shine: He ded.
 Bert Bertbert: well, fuck
Image 145396   11-20-16   Uploaded by    sassysass
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