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268188  Felicity: It's not that easy to get people to laugh at my jokes in group chats

268189  Felicity: It turns out the plates I grew up thinking were normal sized plates are actually plates for people with active lifestyles. People with sedentary lifestyles like me have to eat off the small plates

268200  Mad Collager: Go ahead, change my mind!

268200  Mad Collager: My favorite bumper sticker so far is "Commit senseless acts of randomness!"

268204  Eleftheros: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAWWWWW YISS SUGAR

268194  Felicity: Hooyargh

268203  Side Boob: Lies. Nobody ate laundry detergent back then. Dumb kids were all killed with Lawn Darts and other dangerous toys before they could try.

268195  Felicity: Ken Miggs is Knife Cunningham in Fight Boat 16...Spider Boat!

268203  Mad Collager: When I was a kid, we ate All-Tempa-Cheerios

268201  WTF: It gross me out even more to think what that looks like without the Oreo.

268176  Not A Bot: Assboats better not fart or they might sink.

268195  Shay: Frank Torres III owns a douche bag.

268202  Shay: That kid went on to play "Tied-Up Floating Dead Body #1" in Goodfellas.

268200  Felicity: I never thought of it like that before

268194  Shay: Telsa's lesser known dark side.

268177  Felicity: "Monsturd"

268177  Felicity: @kayjay Just don't click your heels together while pooing

268201  Knice: Double-chuff [vomit emoji]

267978  Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Its not all or nothing. Socialized medicine and UBIs arent the same as no private property rights. Private property is the cornerstone of personal liberty, and I dont believe you can have one without the other.

268189  FormerLurker: Theyre not wrong... 14 years in professional kitchens has taught me that the taller a meal is, the more impresssed people are. And if you leave negative space around the meal with your drizzle of sauce, it further accentuates the tallness of the meal.

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268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Its not all or nothing. Socialized medicine and UBIs arent the same as no private property rights. Private property is the cornerstone of personal liberty, and I dont believe you can have one without the other.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.



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 WaffleIron: Clearly doesn't post on the freindly spaceship enough. My only suggestion for the letter b is "butthorn"
Image 145259   11-19-16   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
589
 
 BILL DOOR: THIS DWARFISH CHILD LACKS HIS BEARD.
 AstoriaBum: Hope his mom doesn't let him nurse with that hat on. She'll end up with Thor nipplth.
 Dresdenkeogh: DO. NOT. WAKE. HIM. UP.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Hagar the Infant
Image 145258   11-19-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
357
 
 Janston: @LaeMi - I never believed the rumor. :D
 LaeMi: Is that what they call "a shit-eating grin"?
 LaeMi: @carpwoman - Yeah, I added quotes to that now. :-/
 Hosebag: HEY! Whatcha doing? OH NO!!!!
 Dedee: @Dedee *Figaro la*
 Dedee: *figaro Figaro Figaro *
 Dresdenkeogh: *figaro Figaro Figaro *
 waynelord: @LaeMi - I heard that about you. ;-)
 SunWukong: Shitfaced.
 Trick Question: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
 Scoo: Gotta hover
 Lestrange: My most feared nightmare
 LaeMi: "I like to eat poop."
Image 145257   11-19-16   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
350
 
 DrinkMixMan: NewYork.jpg
 ottorongo: It's my money, and I want it now!
 ottorongo: I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!
 hajjpodge: A healthy start and finish and middle to every day.
 Sheikhjahbooty: The void would be cleaner, and smell nicer.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Sadbot no that's "the void" avenue
 Sadbot: @WaffleIron New York is bad, but it's not the void
 WaffleIron: When you scream long enough into the void, the void screams back.
Image 145256   11-19-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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 sparename: @Springbok it's a throw-over - great for stopping toast going between the cushions. Comment boxes have shrunk again?? - Nope, just on my home page
 Lestrange: What a little darling
 Mr. Shine: When you and your best friend rock matching outfits
 Scoo: That's cuter'n'anything
 Lestrange: What a little darling
 Springbok: What the hell is that couch fabric?
Image 145255   11-19-16   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
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 Cami: Veteran traveller.
 deeeeeeeez: I do not have to roll my window down. Please place drinks on tray table.
 Sheikhjahbooty: The sentiment to not miss out on wine and hor d'oeuvres is so universal I wonder why he doesn't just have it printed on his pajamas.
 Scoo: These passengers are the worst
Image 145254   11-19-16   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
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 scribbs: It's as safe as it looks.
 annterland: ...and it has toilet paper on the froooont!
 Headoftheclass: When I was a kid,I had a Hot Wheels car that looked just like this!
 Trick Question: all of this would lead to Rad were it not for the highly disconcerting toilet
 ThoughtlessGentleman: And a craptub!!!!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Those are the swankiest bath tubs ever.
 tib gubb: the waffle copter
Image 145253   11-19-16   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
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 Trick Question: wait 'til the little shit grows his chompers, then welcome to parenthood
 Springbok: "No, sweetie, I don't want to smell your chocolate breath."
 Dresdenkeogh: He's a-chawgin his waser.
Image 145252   11-19-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
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 Mr. Whiskers: #166776
 DrinkMixMan: Wait a minute... that's not a real saint!
 Warrax: @Mr. Whiskers Dad jokes get all the press, but edgy mom jokes are rad too.
 Mr. Whiskers: @Warrax Spot on. I was served coffee in this very mug by a certified Mom.
 Trick Question: I have the patients of a Saint. St. Elsewhere.
 Dresdenkeogh: S'ain't very patient
 Warrax: Edgy mom jokes.
Image 145251   11-19-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Whiskers
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