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254038  Mr. Whiskers: Butt Plug. Hardly used.

253997  DrNinjaman: Sally Field's dog

254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

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253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

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 Dresdenkeogh: @mrwiffler this porn is pretty fly
 Headoftheclass: Unfortunately, I've seen bikers do this. I mean, having sex on a motorcycle while screaming down the highway at 75 mph, not having sex on my car.
 tib gubb: + for attitude
 mrwiffler: Fly porn. Awesome!
Image 145189   11-19-16   Uploaded by    Brain
 Dresdenkeogh: Get a bidet, I mean God damn, people. Better for the planet. And your butt. And it will end this tired debate.
 scribbs: One suspects that the BF probably doesn't understand positive reinforcement well enough to actually implement it.
 Hiddentigerma: Who cares. You literally use it to clean your asshole. It's not important.
 Mr. Butt: Took me a second to realize this wasn't about the gf's "logs."
 Sadbot: @mrwiffler I just impart perspective through suffering
 mrwiffler: The blue to purple ratio here is impressive. This is war!
 mrwiffler: @Sadbot You sir are a saddist.
 Sadbot: Everyone with strong feelings about toilet paper hang orientation deserves to have their rolls drilled perpendicular to the regular openings and put on the holder through the new hole.
 mrwiffler: Locked GF in basement with other failures. Oh well, at first you don't succeed....
 Thyming: Bf training logs day 374. Subject continues being a passive-aggressive dick.
 sparename: You're pissing into the wind...
Image 145188   11-19-16   Uploaded by    drilldo
 Himesama: @deeeeeeeez I live for Maury. I like when the guy starts dancing or when the women run backstage hysterically.
 Skaalar: @Hosebag Funny, I saw the same sign on the brain depository.
 Hosebag: Please leave DNA sample in the after-hours slot.
 Hiddentigerma: "No eugenics"
 deeeeeeeez: "LaShahwn, you are NOT the father." "I told you bitch!"
 funny in the wall: Give em back you cur
Image 145187   11-19-16   Uploaded by    Mumbles
 carpwoman: The beans get stuck in the straw. Would not order again.
 Trick Question: no
 PenguinBartender: *hurk*
 tib gubb: sounds fabu... nevermind i'll pass.
 deeeeeeeez: L3monad3 is their resident Anonymous hacktivist who was forced to provide proof of employment to Aunt Linda.
 ottorongo: 1337
 mrwiffler: No thanks!
 Borkf: I;m thinkin bout thos lemonades.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Mmmmmm refreshingment.
Image 145186   11-19-16   Uploaded by    White Male
Image 145185 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by qazwsx. We'll pray for you, qazwsx.
 Flarmie: It's interesting to me that the top Google image search for that phrase is a screen shot of a Google image search for that phrase.
 scribbs: I enjoy this image. I'm proud to have bumped the score over 300.
 deeeeeeeez: Hyperloop lookin like Silver Moon Express...
 tib gubb: somebody strap wings to that doggo and let it fly.
Image 145184   11-19-16   Uploaded by    myrealname
 scribbs: I question the moral integrity of anyone who says that one "can't miss" an unlocked door.
 deeeeeeeez: Sir, Billy has been dead for 13 years and every cop in the city knows that the 58th street place is just an empty apartment with a pic of old man balls next to an origami paper game...
 SunWukong: I wish to have a pint with Otis.
Image 145183   11-19-16   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
 Jaunty Shrimp: Addicts like to learn, too.
 deeeeeeeez: Not really shocking, since 12 shots of tequila turns pretty much anyone into a 9/11 truther and physics professor.
 Bob: Highlighter is a nice touch.
 tib gubb: @Sadbot wow them with the power of science, bro.
 Sadbot: @tib gubb But what if your bros find out?
 Borkf: I'm totally going to start doing this to people.
 tib gubb: it's okay to learn.
Image 145182   11-19-16   Uploaded by    grimes
 DarkTeddy: Guess its time to shave my head
 Hiddentigerma: @whiplash It's him.
 Hiddentigerma: Robbie rotten. What're you doing with my girl!
 Jayfu: Bad image though, neither my wife, not daughters would go for this colossal douche type
 Jayfu: @whiplash That is, without a single doubt is indeed Robbie Rotten. It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
 deeeeeeeez: With an equally high chance of working at CVS.
 Chest Rockwell: Wait... I have hair like that.
 whiplash: Bottom left looks like Robbie Rotten.
 Borkf: Guys like this have 125% chance of being unbearable.
 tib gubb: bottom-left is psycho - i'm serious.
Image 145181   11-19-16   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
 Hiddentigerma: Bulbina cosplay. (No one will get MY references, Hahahaha)
 Hiddentigerma: Bulbina cosplay. (No one will get MY references, Hahahaha)
 deeeeeeeez: Bobbi Kristina Brown pays dearly for trying to game the electronic toothbrush scene. Tryna avoid paying for a Clarisonic Mia...
 jochenau: Was she trying to look like the girl on the bottom right? And why is she looking at the toothbrush like that if she's planning to use it to makeup her face?
 ChubbyBuddy: whiteface, while clearly not as bad as blackface, ain't that cool either. imho
Image 145180   11-19-16   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
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