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258381  Knice: Do you get to say that you're a published writer if you do this? Otherwise, why?

258386  Knice: Yeah, no.

258387  Knice: "Is it me? It tastes like me."

258388  Knice: Just high-quality sticks, my friendf.

258304  dangerkeith3000: HA

258313  dangerkeith3000: This is how it should be.

258373  Solemn: Engage in coital relations with members of the female persuasion, collect currency specific to the country of residence.

258327  dangerkeith3000: I don't like this photograph.

258376  Solemn: Nice buns!

258337  dangerkeith3000: "Im rather embarrassed. but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor."

258337  dangerkeith3000: Judge me by my size, do you?

258337  dangerkeith3000: "We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.

258376  dobbiesdoogs: cutest ringwraith ever

258376  Peter Pantsless: And another brilliant username/upload combo!

258342  dangerkeith3000: She's staring down the Borg!

258342  dangerkeith3000: @a robot I did want to know. Thank you! She was very good in those acting roles.

258358  Whatever: On a space bar. No wonder the guy is drinking

258373  Mr. Butt: My high school didn't have year book quotes, because it's a manifestly terrible idea.

258343  dangerkeith3000: He got that tattoo in middle school.

258361  Whatever: Well, sure- Dog spelled backwards is God...

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258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258337 dangerkeith3000: "Im rather embarrassed. but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor."

258103 Jaunty Shrimp: Your arms r 2 big

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258270 berlin: me too

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 Scoo: Can I use it if I wax?
 LaeMi: But my nether-hair is soooo tired!
 Dresdenkeogh: colostomy zone only
 Frank herbert: @trelyate nothing is misspell. Everything is meant as is
 trelyate: you crossed out the word you didn't misspell...
 carpwoman: Yummy yummy.
Image 143472   11-10-16   Uploaded by    dobbiesdoogs
 Shay: If I ever became a waiter, I'd only ask "Is ANYTHING okay?"
 carpwoman: @Hiddentigerma - Hanging on in quiet desperation?
 WTF: Steakhorn
 Spazstatic: They say you have to ask three times to get the honest answer.
 Hiddentigerma: Try the english method: Constant repression.
Image 143471   11-10-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 E. HONDA: equal toilets for equal urine
 ModelTRex: Today, I identify as a person who uses the indoor bathroom.
 Nope: Tear that sign down and piss on it!
 a sedated moose: @KL1NGON as I have said many times "I'M A MAN, THE WORLD IS MY TOILET!"
 KL1NGON: As a man I can assure you that every corner, alleyway or tree is a Port-o-Let.
 BlusterPosey: (Softly screams) Gender equality!
 CastleBravo: Hmmm. Looks like time to go somewhere else today.
Image 143470   11-10-16   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
 daver: @KL1NGON Perfect
 KL1NGON: I did that but the poncho was so stinky ans full of holes that I gave it to another hobo.
Image 143469   11-10-16   Uploaded by    SpaceCow
 Wet farts: How do you do fellow American? This is the "IRS" calling.
 WTF: At least it wasn't a scamola.
 Spazstatic: It's the legal ones you have to watch out for.
Image 143468   11-10-16   Uploaded by    arctic fox
 LogicKitty: All I can think of is that there are a lot of toothpicks you have to pull out before you can eat your sammich
 Mr. Shine: "One #6, order up!" *ding ding*
 Wet farts: Aggro pickle
 Headoftheclass: That's one sweet pickle gator!
 Frank herbert: Pickle on the sandwich too?
 Hiddentigerma: where are his 499 friends?
 Peter Pantsless: Vinegator
Image 143467   11-10-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Jayfu: Yoga fire! yoga fire! Yoga flame!
 whiplash: "Sorry sir, the metal detector went off. Can you step out of line?"
 Warrax: I don't know what this guy does, but he's very clearly the best at it.
 itskando: And they killed him! Him and his codpiece for planets!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Sheikhjahbooty Sikh as fuck.
 Radstarboom: I miss Robin Williams.
 jochenau: That's some fantastic cosplay right there.
 Frank herbert: What fighting game is this
 KL1NGON: Like the chrome plated Lamborghini Huracan cruising around London this weekend, this outfit reeks of overcompensation for something.
 Derp Herpigan: Tries to headbang, breaks neck.
 Mexico: I didn't need to buy magic before right now, but I've changed my mind.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Poor dear, I've never seen anyone so Sikh.
Image 143466   11-10-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 a sedated moose: @Spazstatic Phreak. And he was Latino.
 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose Yeah, him too. I was initially thinking of the guy who was wearing leopard print.
 a robot: This is the most '90s thing I've seen today
 WaffleIron: Of all the things in this picture, the short sleeved turtleneck is the best.
 itskando: It's only micro when it's soft, ladies
 carpwoman: @Frank herbert - mine did. I put 95 on it. Wish I hadn't.
 Frank herbert: @carpwoman i have one with windows 3.1
 a sedated moose: @Spazstatic Lord Nikon!
 carpwoman: I have an old one like that in near perfect condition I got for free at a recycling event. (Back before we worried about removing hard drive) It has a 512mb hard drive, 32mb of RAM, and an interchangeable cd/floppy (2X cd rom!) State of the art in oh, maybe 1995?
 FabricMan: Excuse me. Where are your skateboards, hm?
 Spazstatic: Meet Acid Burn, Crash Override, and that other dude.
Image 143465   11-10-16   Uploaded by    Sydney
 itskando: Offspring of Kermit
 Noremak: It's just sleepin. Lovely plumage.
 Shay: Sleep tight birdos.
Image 143464   11-10-16   Uploaded by    Gringos
 KL1NGON: Is it an Amazon? Please let it be an Amazon!
 SwiftAusterity: Clearly it's the thought that counts.
Image 143463   11-10-16   Uploaded by    kswat
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