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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest


263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

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 daver: @KL1NGON Perfect
 KL1NGON: I did that but the poncho was so stinky ans full of holes that I gave it to another hobo.
Image 143469   11-10-16   Uploaded by    SpaceCow
 Wet farts: How do you do fellow American? This is the "IRS" calling.
 WTF: At least it wasn't a scamola.
 Spazstatic: It's the legal ones you have to watch out for.
Image 143468   11-10-16   Uploaded by    arctic fox
 LogicKitty: All I can think of is that there are a lot of toothpicks you have to pull out before you can eat your sammich
 Mr. Shine: "One #6, order up!" *ding ding*
 Wet farts: Aggro pickle
 Headoftheclass: That's one sweet pickle gator!
 Frank herbert: Pickle on the sandwich too?
 Hiddentigerma: where are his 499 friends?
 Peter Pantsless: Vinegator
Image 143467   11-10-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Jayfu: Yoga fire! yoga fire! Yoga flame!
 whiplash: "Sorry sir, the metal detector went off. Can you step out of line?"
 Warrax: I don't know what this guy does, but he's very clearly the best at it.
 itskando: And they killed him! Him and his codpiece for planets!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Sheikhjahbooty Sikh as fuck.
 Radstarboom: I miss Robin Williams.
 jochenau: That's some fantastic cosplay right there.
 Frank herbert: What fighting game is this
 KL1NGON: Like the chrome plated Lamborghini Huracan cruising around London this weekend, this outfit reeks of overcompensation for something.
 Derp Herpigan: Tries to headbang, breaks neck.
 Mexico: I didn't need to buy magic before right now, but I've changed my mind.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Poor dear, I've never seen anyone so Sikh.
Image 143466   11-10-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 a sedated moose: @Spazstatic Phreak. And he was Latino.
 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose Yeah, him too. I was initially thinking of the guy who was wearing leopard print.
 a robot: This is the most '90s thing I've seen today
 WaffleIron: Of all the things in this picture, the short sleeved turtleneck is the best.
 itskando: It's only micro when it's soft, ladies
 GTA VII: @Frank herbert - mine did. I put 95 on it. Wish I hadn't.
 Frank herbert: @carpwoman i have one with windows 3.1
 a sedated moose: @Spazstatic Lord Nikon!
 JollyWell: I have an old one like that in near perfect condition I got for free at a recycling event. (Back before we worried about removing hard drive) It has a 512mb hard drive, 32mb of RAM, and an interchangeable cd/floppy (2X cd rom!) State of the art in oh, maybe 1995?
 FabricMan: Excuse me. Where are your skateboards, hm?
 Spazstatic: Meet Acid Burn, Crash Override, and that other dude.
Image 143465   11-10-16   Uploaded by    Sydney
 itskando: Offspring of Kermit
 Noremak: It's just sleepin. Lovely plumage.
 Shay: Sleep tight birdos.
Image 143464   11-10-16   Uploaded by    Gringos
 KL1NGON: Is it an Amazon? Please let it be an Amazon!
 SwiftAusterity: Clearly it's the thought that counts.
Image 143463   11-10-16   Uploaded by    kswat
 xylophone: @Borkf yes?
 Borkf: Paperback Paradise is doing god's work. Unfortunately, most of their images are a few pixels shy of the minimum upload size here and I'm too lazy to resize most of the time.
 Mister Beef: @questionable - Friend of Dorothy?
 Hiddentigerma: God i'd love to have a fight with a grizzly bear. I'd die in 2 seconds. But whoa. What a epitaph.
 eevee: More like a Bundy Family Adventure
 questionable: not the kind of bear wrestling I'm usually into, but four bucks is four bucks
Image 143462   11-10-16   Uploaded by    Dobly
 Frank herbert: Tweet real estate
 fanny: Put a bird on it!
 Soviette: Posh
 questionable: heard you were tweetin' like I wouldn't know
Image 143461   11-10-16   Uploaded by    Red
 Mr Bleak: Well, not while we're getting it on!
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot seconded
 a robot: People argue about butt stuff on the internet quite a bit, it seems. Different people like different things, why does anyone care?
 LaeMi: @a sedated moose - I can understand gay men doing it (and apparently about 50% of them don't) due to a lack of choice in orifice, but I have a place custom-made for it, so why use the inferior (don't tell me it is tighter, my keggels can clench hard enough get complaints!)
 a sedated moose: As a straight male, I've honestly never understood the fascination with anal sex.
 KL1NGON: "Not for the next few minutes you don't, hehehe."
 annterland: @funny in the wall eww
 Hiddentigerma: @funny in the wall Why does that make me want to suddenly play binding of isaac.
 Spazstatic: Diarrhea of the mouth.
 questionable: joke #3: I feel we should be focusing on things other than harmless sex practices at this particular moment in time *wacky kazoo music*
 questionable: joke #2: that's what makes it hot
 questionable: joke #1: yeah, and?
 funny in the wall: and that's somehow more gross than a tiny person+afterbirth+liters of pee-infused fluid coming out in a burst of blood and feces?
Image 143460   11-10-16   Uploaded by    lionstrong
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