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221582  Sharkface: George Lucas dialogue as theological measuring stick? Brilliant!!

221565  a sedated moose: @Coolguy me too, but I think it says something to the effect of "exercise for the Fifth Element / film" down the right hand side of it. (In took Spanish in highschool, not French.)

221450  wolfpk: But mostly your mind; I'm a zombie.

221451  wolfpk: I suspected the farmet next door is using GMO pineapples.

221582  Amiga 1000: I've always loved that "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute.

221569  Dan Tagonistic: This is why I prefer cats tbh

221574  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Huehuehue

221558  Dan Tagonistic: Facitse jam

221460  wolfpk: "Now I must kill everyone!!!!!"

221579  frankie: "Turns out I have herpes you might want to get tested" -Cinderella

221559  Shay: The horror....the horror....

221480  wolfpk: The dog on the right needs to go on a diet.

221566  Butcherboy: Not far enough. @Teechur

221579  skittles: Sorry kid, you need to be at least 24 inches for this ride.

221543  Not A Bot: I'm so sick of these bullshit hybrid breeds with a dumb portmanteau name. You own a mutt jackass. You spent way too much money on it too.

221568  Shay: BAH GAWD! THEY'LL KILLED HER!!!! AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!!

221570  Ulillillia: Reptilians

221577  edgarallendoh: Two girls... Two cups?

221568  Scoo: Later, pooplords!

221516  wolfpk: Sorry brony

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221357 Robespierre: @Ulillillia You may think that I'm a Goomer / But I'm not the only one / One da-aay-ay you will join us / And the woo-oo-oorld will be as one...

221433 UnknownSample: "We've gotta do it tonight guys. The revolution will begin with us"

221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221502 E. HONDA: A truly unforgettable moment in history

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221407 E. HONDA: Actually let's go with Courier, 14 point, double spaced, 4 pages max. I don't have time to read all your shitty papers

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy



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Score:
436
 
 Minx: As you can see, here is a mother toaster giving birth to a baby toast in its natural habitat. Nature is the most beautiful thing on earth.
 Frank herbert: Powdered toast mans diabetes has gone too far
 ClockworkJackalope: TOSTIEEEE
 guest: i'm just working out some things
 Peter Pantsless: He's ready for any pop quiz
 fanny: don't expect much from toby, he's a breadbeat
 a sedated moose: He's, like, totally toasted, dude!
Image 142669   11-06-16   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
384
 
 Skaalar: Huh. Was not expecting them to be anatomically correct...
 Knice: @hat thrab I assume you use a purrcolator?
 Knice: @fanny Whoops, my bad!
 hat thrab: and @Knice, I'll have you know there's only 60% unspeakable horrors lurking on my harddrive. The rest are pictures of cats. Which I print out and grind to make coffee. Hope you like meowfee. or Bustelo.
 hat thrab: @fanny *blush* High praise from aggro-mommer, patron saint of the 'ship! Shucks.
 Frank herbert: Anatomically coreect
 fanny: @Knice um, shouldn't i be in charge of the coffee? (i'll give you a hint: it'll be Bustelo)
 Nope: @Knice those fs are too close together. Leave some space for jesus
 LogicKitty: da fuq?
 Knice: If there is a support group for abused CPUs, I believe that @hat thrab's unit makes the coffee; and @fanny's brings the cookies.
 grizzly: Nice dong,
 fanny: I agree 100 percent with every one of @hat thrab 's uploads. never a disappointment :)
 a sedated moose: This is disturbing on every level except... Nope, all of them.
 Nope: Ahh A full adult snorf bearing is child.
Image 142668   11-06-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
608
 
 Skaalar: @Scoo Basically liquefied skittles.
 Frank herbert: Ozzy stop
 Derp Herpigan: Not quite a kiss on the cheek, just a peck.
 Scoo: I vant to suck your rainbow blood!
 Peter Pantsless: Gonna have to wear a turtledove-neck shirt tomorrow
Image 142667   11-06-16   Uploaded by    amyandy
Score:
282
 
 E. HONDA: Remember the past as being considerably better than it actually was?
 petepuma: Fire the air traffic controllers?
 whoop: Does this lady have a lip full of Skoal?
 a robot: Kiss a chimp in a movie?
 Ulillillia: That's So Reagan
 zupobaloop: Schedule meetings based on astrological signs.
 WaffleIron: "I am a contra"
 guest: so before Reagan acted, even, he was a baseball announcer for a radio station. apparently he would just receive score sheets at the radio station and completely fabricate details of the game as if he was present. he'd talk about the weather, and how it was just such a great day out here for baseball. he'd rap a knuckle on his desk as if that was the sound of a hit. he'd describe the intimidating look the pitcher would give the opposing hitter. just thought i'd share.
 Mr. Butt: Consult astrologers on diplomatic issues?
 UltraBeverly: "Her" being My Butt Reagan
 UltraBeverly: @Sheikhjahbooty Honestly, one of my great regrets in life will be not protesting at her funeral. It was only an hour away, but I missed the date.
 Dresdenkeogh: Become synonymous with systemic institutional racism and bigotry?
 Noremak: Cut spending on mental health and turn loose sick people on the streets.
 Noremak: @Otterman Beat me to it. Invade Grenada?
 Sheikhjahbooty: @UltraBeverly She looks like she'd be OK with that.
 UltraBeverly: Let 250,000 people die of AIDS.
 Noremak: Give weapons to Iran
 tib gubb:
 Peter Pantsless: Act in B-movies?
 fanny: he'd be saying "Help me out of this box, I can't breathe in here. Help, let me out!"
 Otterman: Raise debt by 100%?
 Otterman: Declare amnesty? Trade arms to Iran for hostages?
 Whatever: Reagan would at least act like an adult
 FabricMan: I don't recall
 Nope: Be dead?
Image 142666   11-06-16   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
294
 
 Jaktai: Great name.
 WaffleIron: Lots of fun parties on this boat I bet.
 bug: Looks like salty seamen is causing a major blockage there.
 Hiddentigerma: Nice.
 bardberries: Uuuuh... phrasing?
Image 142665   11-06-16   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
336
 
 WaffleIron: ...Makes the rockin world go round.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Hiddentigerma it's like a hippity hop!
 Hiddentigerma: He can't even walk. It's tragic. He just falls over. He doesn't even land. His giant butt just bounces him back up. Then he falls again. A vicious cycle.
Image 142664   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
332
 
 whoop: Not approved by Steve *Grabowski*
 ch: SLAM THE CLAM [SFX: whiny guitar solo]
 EvilOtter: I enjoy this. I often float on my back and open a bottle with a rock I keep in my armpit. Don't ask where I keep the vodka.
 Mr. Whiskers: Ironically makes a Bloody Mary less disgusting (the drink, not the ghost mirror lady).
 Mr. Shine: THIS is a real energy drank!
 SomeCanadian: I do t know how else you people make brownies.
 Headoftheclass: There's nothing 'natural' about it.
 Peter Pantsless: @Side Boob I prefer crab juice
 a sedated moose: @DrinkMixMan TAKE IT BACK. NOTHING BEATS THE DEW.
 Side Boob: Best when served with khlav kalash
 DrinkMixMan: Beats Mountain Dew
Image 142663   11-06-16   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
596
 
 Minx: This is why we don't let Grandma or Grandpa baby sit Jimmy anymore, Hank.
 Starky15: Time for one of Stewie Giffen's sexy shark parties.
 LaeMi: Shark saves drowning toddler. Returns child to boat he fell off.
 Frank herbert: Best place for em
 Wet farts: GET IN MAH BELLAY!
 a sedated moose: @SomeCanadian It shows!
 bardberries: He ded.
 SomeCanadian: @a sedated moose I try my best.
 CapitalismMeow: You know, I lose more children that way...
 a sedated moose: Parent of the year candidate.
 Teechur: Don't just vote rad or bad - drop a baby in my mouth!
Image 142662   11-06-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
964
 
 Frank herbert: Dammit Bob!
 redmonkey3: Nice One!
 Teechur: I'm pretty sure that's Bob Ross reincarnated as one of his happy little trees.
 a sedated moose: Rad for a rad picture.
 scribbs: Ooooh! That's delightful.
Image 142661   11-06-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
1461
 
 Minx: *sobs from overload of cute*
 Skaalar: My eyes are leaking. This is strange and weird and gross.
 BILL DOOR: THIS IS THE NICEST THING I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY.
 eyebrowsonfleek: Diabeetus Meleetus
 redmonkey3: @Side Boob - i got it again for you
 Side Boob: I am sad that I can only RAD this once.
 Teechur: Too....sweet.....need.....insulin.....
 a sedated moose: TOO. CUTE. SYSTEM. OVERLOAD. SHUTTING. DOWN.
Image 142660   11-06-16   Uploaded by    sue
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