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249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

249374  Mr. Shine: *stumbles into*

249377  Mr. Shine: I love you, box!

249378  Mr. Shine: @funny in the wall getting them wet makes more. Feeding them after midnight is what makes gremlins. Getting original gizmo wet is what made the @sshole clones.

249322  Social Vegan: ummm........

249375  Himesama: Too soon!

249377  Himesama: Maru's great grandpa

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249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249319 Telkwa: Katie Carrie.

249351 Telkwa: Too late for magikarp.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.



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Score:
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 Skinr: 'ello, guvna
 LaeMi: Post-Brexit space program is would be even more British if the launch was in a UK-flag-painted mini.
 Nope: @Warrax A bulldog in a rocket ship would be funny
 Warrax: 3... 2... 1... LIFTOFF!
Image 141415   10-31-16   Uploaded by    Skaalar
Score:
380
 
 Hiddentigerma: @WaffleIron Am I allowed to play "Complete the stalin quote" ?
 hat thrab: @Frank herbert Heh. I missed that boat in high school. I Was Friends With A Furry and didn't need to see that part of her life.
 Frank herbert: @hat thrab deviant art was the place for that. Then it got big.
 hat thrab: @Greek Fire It was also a really weird place if you went to art school. I miss that.
 kinggheedra: I remember when it was a place to get to know girls in your class without asking for their numbers. Like, that was why there was facebook.
 kinggheedra: @Greek Fire I really hate the fact that you're right.
 LaeMi: @Greek Fire - then the college students became olds, and there goes the neighborhood.
 Skaalar: @WaffleIron Also, the solution.
 Greek Fire: Facebook was good when it was just college students. Then they let the olds in and there goes the neighborhood.
 Theta Zero: Hey, at least we don't gotta deal with Gawker anymore.
 WaffleIron: Humans are the problem.
Image 141414   10-31-16   Uploaded by    S R N
Score:
860
 
 duckfarts: holy SHIT the ears go through the hat WHAT THE FUCK HOW AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 werterland: Happy D'awwwloween, AG!
 Wet farts: Yep. That's that best thing I've seen all day.
 LaeMi: Awwwwwwwwww.
 Knice: I am pretty much drowning kids in candy right now. If someone rolls up with a lil witch-hat kitty, they are going to slip a disc toting off their haul.
Image 141413   10-31-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
549
 
 Hiddentigerma: I'd rather venture to the bone zone.
 SpaceCow: I think I'll stick to the Lira Village.
 Winterneuro: I know this intersection. Boston IS pound town!!!
 Borkf: @Ulillillia We do have a "Poundland". Pound Town sounds like something a 1960s built might say.
 Ulillillia: The British version of a dollar store
 Sandor: Won't fool me twice with that...
Image 141412   10-31-16   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Score:
717
 
 whoop: David Bow-wowie
 savvoy: The awesome is too much, Diamond Dog
Image 141411   10-31-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
543
 
 Peter Pantsless: @Peach @Himesama Yup. Gotta watch that one again soon
 Himesama: @Peach "I knew you were good!" Just thinking of that line makes me tear up.
 Peach: Yeah, I cried during Spirited Away too.
 WTF: No matter how tormented "The Ring" girl is free candy is free candy.
 LaeMi: I'd be crying too!
Image 141410   10-31-16   Uploaded by    werterland
Score:
631
 
 a robot: Feels good man
 savvoy: Vizini...
 Scoo: 40% rage, 40% tremble, 20% mlem
 Warrax: ...aaaaaaaahhhh
Image 141409   10-31-16   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
441
 
 ModelTRex: How 'bout dem apples?
 Red: horseapples!
 Scoo: @Mr. Butt They grow on Dingleberry Bushes
 Mr. Butt: What about road apples?
Image 141408   10-31-16   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
Score:
518
 
 Slamajama: Waiting for Olaf to melt so she can take his seat
 WTF: (I've never felt so pretty in my entire life.)
 WaffleIron: Your choices, do not ruminate on them.
Image 141407   10-31-16   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
757
 
 Frank herbert: Id like a listing of who has checked this book out please
 Slamajama: Do not let your child play with coyotes while wearing this mask
 Red: i want to play a game
 ThoughtlessGentleman: I cants not even gahhh animal run fast. Is there an incantation for to making slower?
 Warrax: FACE/OFF
 Wet farts: WOOF!
 WaffleIron: @carpwoman : okay like 20, and counting, but still, yeah... some things.
 ch: The air freshener padding is brilliant, tackles two problems with one solution
 carpwoman: @WaffleIron - A thing?
 Theta Zero: Do you like hurting other people?
 WaffleIron: I need a copy of that incantation on page 34 for a... thing I need to do.
Image 141406   10-31-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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