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221663  karmakat: get me OUT!

221665  karmakat: now find me shoes and GLOVES!

221604  trelyate: you're a kitty!

221671  karmakat: I am not here...you aren't seeing me.

221689  tib gubb: this is the reality of net neutrality, people

221689  PenguinBartender: It's a ruse. While you're waiting the xenomorph sneaks in through the vent in your room to nibble on your cerebral cortex.

221697  confession: I think I speak for everyone when I say "Go buy a red ribbon for that cat now!"

221684  trelyate: RIP, Florida Man.

221689  sparename: Was going to ask what this would be in Teraquads aboard Voyager but Urban Dic tells me:- "Teraquad a synonym for 4 Terabytes commonly used by uneducated people who watch the show "Star Trek" far too often. Commonly used by people named James."

221693  boozer: Am I the only one that thinks that they should keep the chemical cleaning sponge and dish cleaning sponge further apart?

221673  Dan Tagonistic: I think I had this

221693  inthrees: *This bear will get really anal if you act like a child and don't wash your dish.*

221684  Minnesotan: nailed it

221674  karmakat: WHO turned off the light?

221677  karmakat: I am SO HUNGRY I WILL EAT THIS TABLE!

221683  ThoughtlessGentleman: its that trustworthy magical rhinoceros ive been hearing about!!!

221679  karmakat: who farted?

221680  karmakat: aw, so tiny.

221682  karmakat: to avoid spillage huh?

221690  yawgmoth: Straight to the brain

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221576 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?

221622 Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

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 archanon: I can friend to that eyelid.
 Scoo: Sleep tight, puppers
Image 141246   10-30-16   Uploaded by    savvoy
Score:
298
 
 SpaceCow: "I got your water right here."
 jochenau: @amyandy Probably not, cats pee backwards
 Wolfechu: That is the classic 'mouse behind the fridge' pose.
 Ulillillia: Punch, punch, lemonade
 Teechur: @amyandy That might be the dog's food and water.
 LaeMi: She is convinced there is a better food bowl behind the fridge.
 amyandy: is she peeing in her water?
 Scoo: I think this kitty is sick :-(
Image 141245   10-30-16   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
778
 
 SpaceCow: @Noremak The Master Cylinder got him.
 Noremak: As disturbing as this is, it makes me wonder whatever happened to Felix the Cat.
 a robot: Not nearly as creepy as #137192 because at least the cat can run away!
 Peter Pantsless: "...God?"
 WaffleIron: I agree with the cat on this one. The small cat that is.
 hat thrab: Mostly I'm upset by the super long fingers.
 Quackzy: @Scoo this cat also seems sick
 Wet farts: This terrifies the cat
Image 141244   10-30-16   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
377
 
 WaffleIron: Zombies are coming for sure.
Image 141243   10-30-16   Uploaded by    mariofart
Image 141242 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by moogerator. We'll pray for you, moogerator.
Score:
317
 
 Skaalar: "Team-killing fucktard!"
 SpaceCow: "Stop it mom, I'm doing my hearing test!"
 John Singapore: Kids get upset.
Image 141241   10-30-16   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
306
 
 UltraBeverly: Hanson is not aging well.
 werterland: Hey, that vest is for ladies! #141069
 Otterman: I haven't been keeping up with the new Doctor Who
 Yam: The Dork Ridge Boys
Image 141240   10-30-16   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
402
 
 BILL DOOR: UNDEADS, YES. UNPERSONS, NO.
 Red: he's got his dad's good looks
 Teechur: Cool face-swap!
Image 141239   10-30-16   Uploaded by    ssignature
Score:
680
 
 carpwoman: Shit I knew I forgot to so something.
 grizzly: They're in it with the aliens!
 Thyming: Guys, this was my fault. I kinda pissed them off and started chemical warfare with my heterosexual laced candy from last year.
 John Singapore: I've never been homosexual, would like to try it. Where can I get these?
 Fancy Clown: I'm dreaming of a ...
 fomoire: I thought Halloween was just Halloween.
 a robot: @WaffleIron To be fair, Skittles are fucking delicous
 eider: Why are people so afraid of things that don't affect them? My heart breaks for humankind.
 UltraBeverly: You want candy or you want heterosexuality? I thought so.
 werterland: Watch out for the gay-laced fire ants, too!
 WaffleIron: I went looking for this story online, to see whats up, ended up on realjock.com where tj85016 writes: "I knew it, the gay gene is actually a bag of Skittles". Another user shoots back "Taste the Rainbow!".
 Otterman: Fabulous!
 BILL DOOR: AND THUS THE QUALITY OF COSTUMES GOES UP TENFOLD.
 skillet: It's Adam and Eve, not Mike and Ike's.
 Scoo: @Nothing it's Straight Halloween
 Warrax: Is that really the excuse you're going with, reverend?
 jochenau: My brain hurts.
 scribbs: TOTALLY CON-FUCKING-FIRMED!!!1!!
 E. HONDA: is that why they are "m & m"s and not "m & f"s?
 Nothing: If Halloween is Gay Christmas, what is Christmas?
 Mr. Butt: I fucking knew it!
Image 141238   10-30-16   Uploaded by    Alastair
Score:
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 werterland: @a robot I'm sorry! D: Can you do a system restore to before you saw my comment?
 a robot: @werterland WHY MUST YOU TOY WITH MY PROGRAMMED EMOTIONS LIKE THIS
 werterland: Harry stared at the ancient computer game and began to weep silently. Dudley was still snickering so hard about his joke that he was doubled over and didn't see Harry leave and walk up the stairs to his bedroom. Harry set the game down on his nightstand, opened his trunk, and dug out the shard that was all that remained of the mirror his godfather had given him, hoping agaisnt hope to see something, anything. He had seen a flash of something at one point and he was sure that if he just waited and watched long enough, he would see it again. Sirius had promised, after all, not to leave him alone. Harry spent the rest of his birthday staring into the shard of mirror, waiting for his godfather to come back and tell him it was time to come home.
 Peter Pantsless: It's no fun unless you can spin the dudes around really fast and then throw a beer can at your friend when you lose anyway
 Knice: @a robot straight OWNING this shit.
 Ulillillia: My favorite Daft Punk album
 WhyThis: Playing a computer game derived from a rec-room game derived from an field game. That's, like, three degrees of separation from actual exercise.
 ch: This is exactly what the screen shows during the game. The 80s were an amazing time.
 scribbs: Me likes hoo-man fooseball better. Hoo-mans are fun to crush.
Image 141237   10-30-16   Uploaded by    fatman
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