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183720  dangerkeith3000: @bug If you didn't have indoor plumbing, you'd be grumpy too!

209927  No Penguins Allowed: These sound pretty shitty.

209575  Yurishiro: Step on my cubes!

209902  funny in the wall: @grizzly i meant fatter, wesley was a stick

209901  Not A Bot: Chapter 1: Using the U-bend Urination Technique to avoid dunking in the toilet.

209576  Yurishiro: RAD if you imagined it in sweet robot voice.

209927  kristy: Just as long as I can still *feel* that bass

209909  tib gubb: @Knice it's actually as much the destination as the destination

209919  Prostata: @WaffleIron satanists obviously use FreeBSD because of the daemon.

209919  tib gubb: settle down there edgelord

209199  Science: @carpwoman: I disagree - they're all great

209917  Yurishiro: FTW! For the win! Wait..

209918  deeeeeeeez: Drearplugs

209927  DogsRGreat: So something other than the pricetag can fuck you in the ass.

209877  Mr. Shine: OMG!!! Today he brought the painting I need, but today he brought the fake. He's brought the fake every time. At least ten times since I got the game.

209913  Yurishiro: What the shell??

209912  Yurishiro: This is the leg-endary cat!

209911  Dr Awkward: @Sparkplug @RiderFan @FunkyDrunk I'm here for the Celiac solidarity!

209906  Mr. Shine: Who is the creature on the right?

209912  Dr Awkward: @Bluetocracy Is Boots your cat?

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209747 Spazstatic: And 100% original content gets shut down due to being too similar to recent uploads...

209702 Amy Housewine: It has nothing to do with connecting to the internet. "WiFi Password" is the name of the person who wants you to solve the equation.

209749 Jeffrat: God Damon I wish every newspaper on earth would just stop running Peanuts! It's over, he's dead, everyone who liked it is dead, just end it!

209778 Cami: Now I have a reason to stare.

209762 Air Biscuit: @jochenau on the internet, noone can tell if youve wiped your butt properly.

209771 Science: @Cami: They also mean less equity in your house, which means you're paying more for less.

209772 FireBreathingMarmot: Gotta get ahead of this thing - literally.

209732 FireBreathingMarmot: Every BFA project ever: the idea was more appetizing than the final work.

209754 Science: I'd rather find $5 and not have a local sports team - they just increase public debt and exist purely to make owners more money.

209843 Side Boob: How do I keep getting into these improbable situations?!



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 archanon: I can friend to that eyelid.
 Scoo: Sleep tight, puppers
Image 141246   10-30-16   Uploaded by    savvoy
Score:
298
 
 SpaceCow: "I got your water right here."
 jochenau: @amyandy Probably not, cats pee backwards
 Wolfechu: That is the classic 'mouse behind the fridge' pose.
 Ulillillia: Punch, punch, lemonade
 Teechur: @amyandy That might be the dog's food and water.
 LaeMi: She is convinced there is a better food bowl behind the fridge.
 amyandy: is she peeing in her water?
 Scoo: I think this kitty is sick :-(
Image 141245   10-30-16   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
778
 
 SpaceCow: @Noremak The Master Cylinder got him.
 Noremak: As disturbing as this is, it makes me wonder whatever happened to Felix the Cat.
 a robot: Not nearly as creepy as #137192 because at least the cat can run away!
 Peter Pantsless: "...God?"
 WaffleIron: I agree with the cat on this one. The small cat that is.
 hat thrab: Mostly I'm upset by the super long fingers.
 Quackzy: @Scoo this cat also seems sick
 Wet farts: This terrifies the cat
Image 141244   10-30-16   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
377
 
 WaffleIron: Zombies are coming for sure.
Image 141243   10-30-16   Uploaded by    mariofart
Image 141242 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by moogerator. Boo, moogerator.
Score:
317
 
 Skaalar: "Team-killing fucktard!"
 SpaceCow: "Stop it mom, I'm doing my hearing test!"
 John Singapore: Kids get upset.
Image 141241   10-30-16   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
306
 
 UltraBeverly: Hanson is not aging well.
 werterland: Hey, that vest is for ladies! #141069
 Otterman: I haven't been keeping up with the new Doctor Who
 Yam: The Dork Ridge Boys
Image 141240   10-30-16   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
402
 
 BILL DOOR: UNDEADS, YES. UNPERSONS, NO.
 Red: he's got his dad's good looks
 Teechur: Cool face-swap!
Image 141239   10-30-16   Uploaded by    ssignature
Score:
680
 
 carpwoman: Shit I knew I forgot to so something.
 grizzly: They're in it with the aliens!
 Thyming: Guys, this was my fault. I kinda pissed them off and started chemical warfare with my heterosexual laced candy from last year.
 John Singapore: I've never been homosexual, would like to try it. Where can I get these?
 Fancy Clown: I'm dreaming of a ...
 fomoire: I thought Halloween was just Halloween.
 a robot: @WaffleIron To be fair, Skittles are fucking delicous
 eider: Why are people so afraid of things that don't affect them? My heart breaks for humankind.
 UltraBeverly: You want candy or you want heterosexuality? I thought so.
 werterland: Watch out for the gay-laced fire ants, too!
 WaffleIron: I went looking for this story online, to see whats up, ended up on realjock.com where tj85016 writes: "I knew it, the gay gene is actually a bag of Skittles". Another user shoots back "Taste the Rainbow!".
 Otterman: Fabulous!
 BILL DOOR: AND THUS THE QUALITY OF COSTUMES GOES UP TENFOLD.
 skillet: It's Adam and Eve, not Mike and Ike's.
 Scoo: @Nothing it's Straight Halloween
 Warrax: Is that really the excuse you're going with, reverend?
 jochenau: My brain hurts.
 scribbs: TOTALLY CON-FUCKING-FIRMED!!!1!!
 E. HONDA: is that why they are "m & m"s and not "m & f"s?
 Nothing: If Halloween is Gay Christmas, what is Christmas?
 Mr. Butt: I fucking knew it!
Image 141238   10-30-16   Uploaded by    Alastair
Score:
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 werterland: @a robot I'm sorry! D: Can you do a system restore to before you saw my comment?
 a robot: @werterland WHY MUST YOU TOY WITH MY PROGRAMMED EMOTIONS LIKE THIS
 werterland: Harry stared at the ancient computer game and began to weep silently. Dudley was still snickering so hard about his joke that he was doubled over and didn't see Harry leave and walk up the stairs to his bedroom. Harry set the game down on his nightstand, opened his trunk, and dug out the shard that was all that remained of the mirror his godfather had given him, hoping agaisnt hope to see something, anything. He had seen a flash of something at one point and he was sure that if he just waited and watched long enough, he would see it again. Sirius had promised, after all, not to leave him alone. Harry spent the rest of his birthday staring into the shard of mirror, waiting for his godfather to come back and tell him it was time to come home.
 Peter Pantsless: It's no fun unless you can spin the dudes around really fast and then throw a beer can at your friend when you lose anyway
 Knice: @a robot straight OWNING this shit.
 Ulillillia: My favorite Daft Punk album
 WhyThis: Playing a computer game derived from a rec-room game derived from an field game. That's, like, three degrees of separation from actual exercise.
 ch: This is exactly what the screen shows during the game. The 80s were an amazing time.
 scribbs: Me likes hoo-man fooseball better. Hoo-mans are fun to crush.
Image 141237   10-30-16   Uploaded by    fatman
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