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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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Score:
258
 
 Triwn Morpungus: Neat, free cooter lube!
 Mewn Flomple: *fwegh*
 Crople Morpupert: I never have Vaseline when I need it, so all my tools and things needing petroleum jelly on them end up smelling of Vics Vapo-rub.
 Porbo Morpombies: Like, right here?
 Jaft Morpombies: SKWOOCHIE SKWOOCHIE SMEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAR oh yeah this vaseline petroleum jelly dip tastes way better now i can feel the protection
 Fruld Dampumbies: Do the skin diseases cost extra?
 Holm Rempomple: I have a cupboard full of that coca-butter hand cream. Smells really nice. Was on super-special at a going-out-of-business dollar shop, so I stocked up!
Image 141185   10-30-16   Uploaded by    Thold Ploble
Score:
682
 
 Lurt Plemupert: @EvilOtter Yes.
 Berbo Brumbies: Chicken of the Nile
 Guwn Drumumbies: They kill more people than lions, tigers, and bears combined. Isn't that ADORABLE!
 Volm Dampumbies: 3... 2... 1... FATALITY!
 Fleft Morpupert: Smug little bastard
 Flaft Dampungo: He looks like a "Felix." Let's call him that.
Image 141184   10-30-16   Uploaded by    Pert Dampopert
Score:
284
 
 Flurt Horpumple: Don't worry, buddy, with your lifespan, you won't have to deal with it too much longer.
 Vaple Plemumbies: Nuthorn
Image 141183   10-30-16   Uploaded by    Flomp Alboble
Score:
403
 
 Rorbo Cremongus: You got to have a dream. If you don't have a dream. How you gonna have a dream come true.
 Rarbo Rempongus: @Teechur i used to drink it now and then too. but since the owner made a Trump endorsement, well, good riddance.
 Dengo Drumombies: @fanny But I LOVE Yuengling. In fact, just yesterday I yuengled. TWICE!
 Paft Cremuble: "soon": the entire history of human civilization accounts for 0.0000025 of the age of the earth
 Flewn Cremombies: Not too soon, I hope. Be healthy, buddy.
 Lown Flumple: @Amy Housewine He's got a six pack, and he don't need you!
 Bewn Drumongus: He's got a six pack and nothin' to do.
 Muft Flungo: Sweet, beer delivery
 Jarbo Flumple: Make it one of those fancy craft beers plz. something dark. NO YUENGLING.
 Ring Cremumbies: Hell yeah
Image 141182   10-30-16   Uploaded by    Gift Morpuble
Score:
382
 
 Theft Grunuble: @Lestrange This is my dog Rigby. He always knows when I need a break from studying. (I've kinda though that was cat style move through.)
 Gump Horpombies: Ignore that rubbish and take me out daddy (or mommy)
 Jump Dampupert: Poor guy needs a break from his math studies.
Image 141181   10-30-16   Uploaded by    Dirt Plupert
Score:
336
 
 Frurt Rempungo: @Chocolate Pain Ugh, I honestly didn't think of that at the time I commented. Now I feel bad.
 Lirt Flumple: Home of cock magic.
 Frorm Plemopert: @scribbs this is why they hate us
 Reng Albumple: @Teechur .. Pee Wee Herman and Fred Willard.
 Crorb Morpoble: Ok, on the count of three, name a celebrity who frequents this place. 1...2...3...go!
 Bewn Gromple: Opening tonight: The Cockslap Ballet.
 Thingo Morpombies: Great puppet shows here.
 Jurm Albongus: Home theater of the Chippendales
Image 141180   10-30-16   Uploaded by    Pulm Plemopert
Score:
161
 
 Meng Flongus: It's her trademark.
 Fluft Floble: @White Rice Ah. So that's why I never did well in sports.
 Dimp Drumupert: @scribbs how do you think she got to being #1? That hammer was useful!
 Ringo Grumbies: I did not know that when you won soccer you get a golden hammer.
 Juwn Albumbies: who has alla trophs? i do how many do you have zero i thinks let's take a look in this box nope all mine
 Lumpo Horpongus: maybe sideways posts are @Gracieboo 's calling card.
Image 141179   10-30-16   Uploaded by    Huld Pluble
Score:
331
 
 Fluple Morpungus: @Wet farts they break easily too... i'd have kids take a brand new pencil and just grind it down to a stump in no time.
 Mold Grombies: Now that makes sense. @Borkf
 Crulm Brupert: Better call Aggro-Mod.
 Thung Flongus: If you genuinely don't know, it's because colored pencils are usually oil-based. You can tell by how when you wear down a normal pencil, it tends to catch and grind against the paper more while colored pencils often smudged or slide across the paper instead.
 Vengo Morpuble: Racist!
 Barbo Plungo: @Wet farts Softer I think. Gums up the works.
 Hirm Flungo: Hmm. I wonder why it ruins the sharpener. Maybe the "lead" is harder and kills the blades?@fanny
 Jirm Gromple: @Wet farts i don't let my students use the electric sharpener on them because it ruins them. but maybe this guy is just racist.
 Beft Pluble: maybe the colored ones are bigger and they don't fit?
 Trurb Flumopert: My biro is okay though?
 Trold Dampuble: Woah WOAH...
Image 141178   10-30-16   Uploaded by    Girb Flupert
Score:
899
 
 Dorb Horpomple: D'awwwwwe.
 Vempo Morpungo: "I can't wait until I'm big enough to eat this monkey."
 Mort Horpungus: I'm not usually a fan of chimps they kinda scare me. But this is freakin cute!
 Berbo Brumple: Ebony, ivory, living in perfect harmony
Image 141177   10-30-16   Uploaded by    Lorm Rempongus
Score:
947
 
 Pengo Flongus: What did you expect? They're birdbrains.
 Crift Flumombies: Hate them so much
 Fruple Grupert: lol irl
 Frungo Rempungo: This one really got me.
 Tharm Floble: Want to learn about flamingos? You've come to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker!
 Dirb Grongo: i appreciate that this is their only tweet.
 Fruft Drumungo: There are more plastic flamingos in the world than there are real ones.
Image 141176   10-30-16   Uploaded by    Morbo Brungus
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