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263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263338  fanny: shouldnt he be watching pig sex?

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263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo



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Score:
511
 
 AverageJoe: where is your 4k peasants?
 Ulillillia: I can barely make out the Trump - Pence at the bottom.
 Skaalar: "Hey, that's not nice..." " SILENCE, GROUND-WALKER."
 Mr. Butt: @kinggheedra When I see all the deductions on my paycheck, I turn into a libertarian for about five minutes. And then I come back down to earth.
 Scoo: Viral marketing for a mediocre Comedy Central show
 bug: The first responders claimed the wreckage was never found...
 kinggheedra: I suddenly understand Libertarians.
 Peter Pantsless: If I could afford a plane I'd drag signs with good news behind it.
 Nope: Oooh big shot has a Cesna
Image 140198   10-25-16   Uploaded by    SpaceCow
Score:
199
 
 Whatever: Input and output
 Skaalar: Give up man. Just please take a seat on a bench somewhere and don't stand back up.
 BILL DOOR: CIRCLE OF LIFE.
 Scoo: #139897 needed to poop
 Peter Pantsless: Well, that's one way to build up your immune system
 Warrax: He's having his to "go."
 ch: Mmmmm Floorburger[R] and Floor Fries[R] Combo Deal[tm].
Image 140197   10-25-16   Uploaded by    amyandy
Score:
585
 
 FatTigerWoods: Mbius chip
 DrinkMixMan: Lord of the Prings
 Peter Pantsless: "You don't just eat 'em" was a challenge. Didn't realize it went that far, though @Knice
 Jennerator: damnit Knice
 Knice: Starchgate.
 Nope: @9inchfails Pringle ringle duh
 9inchfails: What sorcery is this?!
Image 140196   10-25-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
1027
 
 DrinkMixMan: Mass hysteria!
 Warrax: @Skinr Well that's weird.
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 Skinr: funny, even the website realizes this is a repetition; right-click and look at the image info. #92966
 CastleBravo: @Wolfy21 ......spoilsport.
 Wolfy21: CAT: I'm marking you with scent. This isn't love. DOG: I'm not happy, I'm panting.
Image 140195   10-25-16   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
Score:
232
 
 FatTigerWoods: Sh*t hawks, Bubbles. Sh*t hawks.
 Jrks: GOB isn't on board
 Jennerator: Do not interfere with falcons shitting on rabbits
 LogicKitty: No birds, no bunnies, no crackers, no people
 ch: Do not feed birds/rabbits Triscuits[R].
Image 140194   10-25-16   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
1051
 
 pastme: KITTY! I'VE MISSED YOU TOO!
 Ulillillia: @BILL DOOR You totally missed this one.
 Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Butt Don't look at it that way. Blue is legit as fuck. I have a whole thing about how I think blues should get some powers, but I don't want to talk about that now. I'm just glad to see you more regularly :)
 Mr. Butt: @Peter Pantsless Luckily for me, I'm used to constant disappointment :D
 Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Butt You're blue!? How...what...dang; the spaceship moves way faster than I thought it did *looks over shoulder*
 Mr. Butt: Five minutes into Netflix and Chill, and, etc., etc.
Image 140193   10-25-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
466
 
 Butcherboy: This looks a lot like one in Fairview Illinois @deepfriedsoap
 Snowta: I'm really hankering for a splinter right now.
 deepfriedsoap: Is this park in Illinois?
 fanny: @bizijosh awe yes!! i'm feeling some nostalgia now! i remember once i ate too much popcorn and drank Hawaiian punch and then spun around on a tire swing so much that i puked pink in the bushes, brushed it off and ran back playing in the castle... those were the days!
 Mr. Whiskers: @bizijosh They lamed out the one by my cousin's house
 bizijosh: These were the best playgrounds EVER!
 LogicKitty: I would have loved a playground like this. Who am I kidding, I still would
Image 140192   10-25-16   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
545
 
 whiplash: Turn off the television and come to bed!
 Skaalar: "Your head is stuck, isn't it?" "..."
 Musician: I thought you weren't coming home until tomorrow. (sound of dog putting on his pants from the bedroom)
 BILL DOOR: THE CAT IS VIGILANT.
 LogicKitty: Kitty Mufasa is on the floor getting trampled by doggo wildebeests while kitten Simba cries
 Scoo: Soon
 Nope: Hello human, have you brought THE TOLL?
Image 140191   10-25-16   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
293
 
 whiplash: I was murdering people, not having sex. Your argument is invalid.
 Borkf: The irony of complaining about a passive-agressive note by leaving a passive-agressive note is clearly lost on this person.
 EvilOtter: Don't you hate when you unplug the headphones when watching porn?
 Jennerator: If I were to awaken to find myself having magically become Hitler passive-aggressive people would be loaded into train cars
 Peter Pantsless: Well the name explains the noise
Image 140190   10-25-16   Uploaded by    tehghost
Score:
528
 
 Psymon: What's the statute of limitations for a carnival prize?
 Jennerator: Sadly only 69475344 won a prize
 ch: i would call them if i were you
 Scoo: Technically Compliant
Image 140189   10-25-16   Uploaded by    burritos
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