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263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263338  fanny: shouldnt he be watching pig sex?

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2. dangerkeith3000
3. addend
4. VeeKay
5. ignatz
6. Not A Bot
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8. Nope
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo



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 AverageJoe: it also turns your shit into liquid
 SpaceCow: We're up all night for good fun, we're up all night to get coffee.
 Peter Pantsless: Well that explains why they're up all night
 dobbiesdoogs: hooooo took all the coffee and didn't brew a new pot?
Image 139430   10-22-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
380
 
 Jennerator: Enjoy explaining your joke to the SWAT team
 SpaceCow: Which'll work until they ask why they're looking at the target, having lunch with their family.
Image 139429   10-22-16   Uploaded by    alborland
Score:
682
 
 Gomi Day: happy little keys..
 m o l e m a n: The original inkjet printer.
 Peter Pantsless: I left a worksite and saw a perfect, bold rainbow today. I like this planet
 A duck: What clients who want the job done yesterday think is all it takes to create artwork.
Image 139428   10-22-16   Uploaded by    LaeMi
Score:
464
 
 Janston: I;m stil thinkin bout thos VCs
 Amy Housewine: I'm a high-powered advertising executive and I will use elipses however I so please.
 Jennerator: The VC hat got a lot less popular ten years later
 Peter Pantsless: We always called them "fart bullets". We're idiots, you see
 SpaceCow: Bean Barry was one of the few to oppose Popsicle Pete.
 A duck: What level of beans are you on? etc
 dobbiesdoogs: it's true, that kid farts bad enough to clear out entire zip codes
 Nope: The joy of fucked up perspectives on faces
Image 139427   10-22-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
674
 
 Jaktai: Add one cup bunny.
 scribbs: If you thought a bunny boiler was bad, wait until you cross a bunny baker.
 SpaceCow: Uh-oh. This recipe calls for rabbit by weight, not volume.
 redmonkey3: One Bun.e
 Nope: 1 cup of rabbit
Image 139426   10-22-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
584
 
 a robot: @redmonkey3 He's trying to catch of glimpse of some ankle
 scribbs: Proof that their way of life doesn't actually ban fun.
 Jennerator: The Rapture only took Mabel
 redmonkey3: Guy on roof is watching, watching, watching...
 Himesama: "Witch!!!"
Image 139425   10-22-16   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
410
 
 Headoftheclass: If she were hardcore Crossfit, she'd be doing gorilla pull ups while breastfeeding.
 LaeMi: Well I think it is great!
 duckfarts: crossfit, babysad
 A duck: [insert the Dril tweet about getting in one last rep before he gets beheaded]
 A duck: @Warrax: If she's a Crossfitter, I can believe it
 Warrax: I love that she beat a man to death to get on that chin up bar.
 Nope: *thwak* 2 *thwak* 3 *thwak* 4 *thwak* 5
Image 139424   10-22-16   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
811
 
 scribbs: The afterlife in communist theology.
 Peter Pantsless: @Jennerator shit *is killed horribly*
 Jennerator: Voting Euclid, possibly Keter. Sending some class-Ds to investigate
 Peter Pantsless: @redmonkey3 scp-wiki.net/ It's a collaborative sci-fi/horror fiction project. It details the exploits of the fictional "Special Containment Procedures Foundation", a world power that seeks not to rule the world, but to protect it. Tons of content definitely worth a read. My favorite website after AG
 redmonkey3: @Peter Pantsless - SCP?
 A duck: The creepiest lock factory
 Peter Pantsless: Sorry @LaeMi, I'm probably gonna steal this for a potential SCP write-up. Needless to say, I voted Rad
Image 139423   10-22-16   Uploaded by    LaeMi
Score:
299
 
 flatluigi: You just now realized?
 Jennerator: It's-a wee, Wario
 DrinkMixMan: Unpopular fan theories: Wario is a cartoon character intended for children. He has never been given birth to clothed and fully formed by an adult man.
 A duck: Preg Net
Image 139422   10-22-16   Uploaded by    RodTorfelsonsArmada
Score:
685
 
 SpaceCow: "As Christpher Robin is my witness, I'll never go pantsless again."
Image 139421   10-22-16   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
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