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234082  DrNinjaman: She had one day left 'til retirement.

234100  Matricii: This local Ent got a little confused when trying to replant himself.

234101  Matricii: No Smoking, No Littering, No Nazis, No Service

234102  Matricii: Amityville: Inner City Edition

234103  Matricii: @jochenau They're called Beholders(c). =D

234083  Matricii: @Robespierre I have a couple of timeshares at Jockey Club so I can be on the strip, but not have to actually stay in one of the hotels.

234067  Wooden Spoon: Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

234082  ping: @hajjpodge I shouldn't laugh at comments like that, but that forced a laugh-snort out of me.

233796  redmonkey3: Please be a fetish dare - Please.

234103  jochenau: "Now go to sleep, Kevin--or once again I'll have to knock three times and summon the Floating Head of Death."

234069  Wooden Spoon: @sparename: Trash Panda?

234100  barfolomew: Hey, tree, I think I see a lady who needs those...

234096  hajjpodge: @Dr Awkward Jon Snow Wight*

234100  tib gubb: that answers that

234074  Wooden Spoon: @jochenau: they are also the birds wildlife rescue organization hate treating for the same reason

234102  tib gubb: 2 spooky 4 me

234050  tib gubb: did that snake just bark?

234099  XLY: CLASSY

234070  hajjpodge: Tinder is getting too weird for me.

234099  El hefe: I piss excellence

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234065 Felicity: * a onesie

233922 smusher: Canny new idea...

233978 KyleisBobDole: @Robespierre I mean, I totally didn't reply to myself and definitely replied to you. Nothing else to see here.

233925 Fiveninety: @Teechur yeah i have 200A service so not much dims the lights.. though that monitor does cause a slight flicker when i first turn it on, now that you mention it.. it's also got bad vertical hold until it warms up

233924 Yurishiro: 10

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233930 brian greene: i would

233910 addend: "Go ahead, pick, then eat."

233941 FabricMan: Don't the Mongolians have some fermented milk drink?

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

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 Knice: The most metal thing I've seen in a while.
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 Knice: Jack-o'-pillar
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