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249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

249374  Mr. Shine: *stumbles into*

249377  Mr. Shine: I love you, box!

249378  Mr. Shine: @funny in the wall getting them wet makes more. Feeding them after midnight is what makes gremlins. Getting original gizmo wet is what made the @sshole clones.

249322  Social Vegan: ummm........

249375  Himesama: Too soon!

249377  Himesama: Maru's great grandpa

249386  Himesama: (After several uninterrupted hours of sleep)

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249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

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249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

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 John Singapore: You know people are gonna get augments like this one day and yell at their parents for not loving them enough.
 Astanapan: The most disturbing detail is they still look like they are wearing too much makeup to play football.
 Jayfu: Where can I find more of this?
 petepuma: I admit, I wasn't completely creeped out until I got to the feet/hooves.
 Turd Ferguson: @Disembodiedfoot *raises hand*
 chhumphrey: @Mexico Neigh!
 Teechur: Oh, so THAT'S why the Kardashians are famous! They play soccer!
 hurr: keep your porn (yes we all know it is) to your self
 whiplash: "Pounded in the Butt by Two Ho rse-Women Soccer Players"
 a robot: Does your girlfriend play soccer?
 guest: it's time to stop
 Disembodiedfoot: Somewhere, someone has just gotten a very confusing erection.
 Warrax: Gah!
 Yam: Just horsin' around
 Mexico: Has science gone too far? Neigh, I say it hasn't gone far enough!
Image 138834   10-19-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
337
 
 ch: The talking should end, there is a group blading opportunity available
 guest: I mean, show me a person who can't relate to this sentiment
 demonius: Add Ecto Cooler and this might be the most 90's pic ever.
 Scoo: While you were partying, this guy studied the blade
 LaeMi: OK, Vampire Anatomy 101, crosses and holy water don't do dick so forget what you've seen in the movies. You use a wooden stake, silver or sunlight to kill them. You know how to use one of these?
Image 138833   10-19-16   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
526
 
 ModelTRex: Like the Hawaiian shirt on that alien. Is that Tommy Bahama?
 Amy Housewine: American aliens invading via toilet roll tubes.
 whiplash: I, for one, welcome our new alien banker overlords.
 huskyboy: When you believe in extraterrestrials but don't notice the only people who have ever seen them are mentally ill
 Skinr: Silence will fall
 Janston: Space illuminati confirmed?
 WaffleIron: [HUM-WHISTLE]
Image 138832   10-19-16   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
Score:
593
 
 Skaalar: Wow, Cable went through some rough equipment before he got that really shiny arm.
 when so: A Balinese welder fashioned a bionic arm from scrap parts after he lost feeling in his left arm. Allegedly, he controls it with lie-detector parts, but there are skeptics.
 agentpaint: I don't know what's going on here but I'd watch a show about it.
 Janston: Go go gadget exoskeleton.
 Eleftheros: Self-assembling cyborg
 Knice: The most metal thing I've seen in a while.
Image 138831   10-19-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
437
 
 square44: Gymnastics: not even once.
 chhumphrey: I think they used the wrong green screen
 wakkawakka: I'm just gonna hang these out here to dry.
 Skinr: God knows, God knows I've got to break free
 Warrax: "What are you doing this weekend?" "Just hangin' out."
 The Man: Your application to the 2020 Summer Olympics has been declined because:
Image 138830   10-19-16   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
232
 
 aeroaero: When you got to rodeo at 9 and hit the club at 10
 chhumphrey: Go home boot store, you're drunk
 Sadbot: Air Eastwoods
 Janston: Boot Scootin' Slam Dunkin' Boogie
 guest: a fusion between the comfort and utility of sneakers and the class and pizzazz of cowboy boots. ladies and gentlemen behold
 WTF: Finally, a pair of cowboy boots that are actually comfortable.
 Psymon: This is why interfootware dating is wrong.
Image 138829   10-19-16   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
565
 
 Firm Buttocks: C.A.T.L.I.F.E.
 jeffrey: Get out of here you clip art lookin ass cat.
Image 138828   10-19-16   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
528
 
 BlarfyB: @Amy Housewine For souls.
 Amy Housewine: He looks very hungry.
 Skaalar: Sleep isn't something I wanted to do anyway.
 Knice: Jack-o'-pillar
Image 138827   10-19-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
529
 
 Janston: I wasn't on board with RAF until I saw the tag line.
 guest: @SpaceCow that comment was top hole
 SpaceCow: The studio would reject the scene where Robot Anne romances an assembly line welder but it'd be available on the directors cut.
Image 138826   10-19-16   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
510
 
 Zampano: the only TRUE MARLBORO MAN
 XLY: My brand!
 scribbs: Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
 Radstarboom: You wanna buy some death sticks?
 Amy Housewine: Twenty Gold Mark and a box of matches please, chief.
 Whatever: Truth in advertising
 Janston: These don't smoke campaigns are getting a little off-course.
 Teechur: Looks like someone is getting ready for the Day of the Dead.
 Warrax: I trusted you. Quit posting my nudes.
 Eleftheros: @Donut doot-y free*
 Disembodiedfoot: I never saw Lost, is this the smoke monster?
 thecraftywolf: he looks smokin
 Donut: ...and it's all duty-free!
 annterland: At $5 a pack, that's an expensive suit.
 seahawks: Da Mother Fuckin Smoke Zone
 Knice: "Doot, doo--" [Five-minute coughing fit]
Image 138825   10-19-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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