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262151  wolfpk: She must be a contortionist.

262291  shadebane: autorad for RE

262291  Disclosure: Totally not dead bodies.

262291  danny: Listen to the voice in your head. Everything is fine. You left no forensic evidence that you did anything here. Just leave calmly and quietly...

262291  Magic Bullets: This is fine.

262276  Teechur: @rip odb They won't bring in any ticks or fleas, either.

262279  Teechur: You axolotl questions

262281  Teechur: @Zarathustra *are on stripclub

262267  wolfpk: Corgis: What are you planning on doing with that!

262269  wolfpk: Apartments overlooking the river.

262289  robocop: Or he wants to suffocate you. One or the other.

262281  Zarathustra: Did u see*

262270  wolfpk: Aww, poor puppy! Your still a good boy!

262285  Knice: Not all heroes wear capes.

262271  Side Boob: @Knice At least you aren't the type of person that would snapchat it with 'bruh' as the caption.

262273  Side Boob: Poor pupper :(

262241  SuedeOxford: I like ricehorn

262256  BavidDowie: he ded

262260  a robot: If that's the case, you're doing it wrong

262284  toad: Genius. Lets the mother / father sit the child down whilst they do their business. You don't want the child sitting on / touching the dirty floor.

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262160 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

261978 Amy Housewine: No I'm fairly sure 'aligator' means 'crocodile'.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262084 Felicity: @VeeKay Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

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262086 Felicity: @DrNinjaman I want to kiss something that will turn ME into a beautiful princess!

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262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

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Score:
451
 
 Jeannie C: Better if he had crossed his eyes.
 whiplash: "Please take the photo quickly, I can't hold my face like this much longer."
 Shay: Ahguhguhguhguh!
Image 138224   10-16-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
533
 
 SpaceCow: Good to see that Wampa got its arm reattached.
 Sandor: @ping that joke was abominable
 ping: Yetis gotta get to work too.
Image 138223   10-16-16   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
1099
 
 square44: @Whatever they are in dog years!
 Whatever: But are they old enough?
 Knice: I'm okay with pawlitics on the Spaceship.
 square44: they're good dogs Brent
Image 138222   10-16-16   Uploaded by    White Rice
Score:
372
 
 Hiddentigerma: @Air Biscuit War is dumb regardless of circumstance.
 Fett4life: Ok many of our Heroes are in their homes maybe dissabled and all they can do is post here.
 Air Biscuit: @cenecia @hurr ide say its more about the circumstances surrounding the shot.
 cenecia: @hurr Me neither. Both statements were definitely sarcasm!
 Skaalar: It's a legitimate strategy!
 Fett4life: Unfortunately, many of our Heroes are doing just this right now : (
 hurr: i'D flip that around since...you know...a person died but i don't come from the land of guns so i might not be qualified to talk about guns and using them on people@cenecia
 cenecia: When a real life sniper gets a head shot, he's a hero. When a video game sniper gets a headshot, he's an asshole and a hacker.
Image 138221   10-16-16   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
1039
 
 scribbs: He can jump across a three-acre pond in twelve feet.
 Teechur: Exit.....stage left!
 Jeannie C: And nothing was left but a little puddle of pee in his hand.
 cenecia: Engage!
 CastleBravo: See, this is an example of the Picard Maneuver. Which is why the exact same image appeared a few days ago.
Image 138220   10-16-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
850
 
 scribbs: Rabbits do tend to look a bit gormless.
 Jeannie C: How does a bunny get ripped *front* legs?
 Lestrange: Muscley Rabbit don't take no shit
 mwoody: In a movie, this rabbit would be voiced by an elderly, well-respected, posh British actor, and would say wise things.
 Mad Collager: His last name might also be Pantsless.
 Hosebag: It's just a bunny!
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless looks like he's aware of it, too
 Peter Pantsless: That's a fine-looking animal
Image 138219   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
506
 
 Hiddentigerma: @KnowLifer Please tell me that's a monica lewinsky joke. I've been trying hard to find some.
 Mitchell: Screeeeeeeeeee!!!
 BlarfyB: Should have gotten a Fembot.
 scribbs: Okay, she's not pretty, but did they have to label her a "DOG"?
 WTF: The "new" effects in the Westworld reboot look pretty weak.
 whiplash: Early Pleasure Bot was a commercial failure for unexplained reason.
 a robot: Where'd you get this picture of my mom??
 duckfarts: OoO
 Headoftheclass: Dat mouth tho
 KnowLifer: Err - Bzzt - Must - Stop - President - Candidates
 a sedated moose: dream woman.
 cizhiresb: so much realistic
 AverageJoe: That's why I have trust issues
 Peter Pantsless: "Just a minute, I have to put my face on!"
Image 138218   10-16-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
152
 
 Peter Pantsless: This is probably a pretty accurate portrayal of their home life
 Headoftheclass: What a little idiot.
 AverageJoe: nothing to see here... keep scrolling
Image 138217   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
339
 
 f1remind: Holy shit I totally forgot that! This cartoon has shaped my childhood and i just might be totally fucked up now.
 The Frito Bandito: What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, and over your neighbors dog? What's great for a snack, and fits on your back? It's log, log, log!
 Headoftheclass: @DarkTeddy Nope. But don't let that stop ya from trying!
 cenecia: It's better than bad, it's good!
 Minnesotan: it's big, it's heavy, it's wood!
 DarkTeddy: I'm not getting to purple at this rate
Image 138216   10-16-16   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
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 Hiddentigerma: @Skaalar If god exists why is dogs playing poker only a painting?
 Skaalar: @Hiddentigerma Won't know until it happens, but I understand where you're coming from.
 antipatterns: "Milk" is reletive
 Hiddentigerma: @Skaalar he can't think because he doesn't exist.
 LaeMi: @jochenau - that's an obligitary part of being a native Australian animal.
 grid: The female platypus, at least. The males are busy stabbing things with their feet to poison them.
 Headoftheclass: ...and it can use its tail as a spatula to clean out the bowl!
 Skaalar: @AverageJoe He wasnt thinking. Or he was and just wanted to see if people would love the little abomination.
 AverageJoe: I wonder what was god thinking when he created this thing
 scribbs: Gross.
 guest: yeeeehawwww
Image 138215   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Sandor
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