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258251  Bluetocracy: It's got a GPS!

258248  WTF: Nice Beaver.

258195  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258235  Eleftheros: @TurkeyVulture we pissed in God's eye, and he blinked

258248  Eleftheros: Please tell me this in Beaver, UT... They need more down there than "I heart Beaver" merch to sell to folks broken down/gassing up on the way to Vegas.

258247  sparenamelaptopdied: It's a scam

258249  Robespierre: This face swap looks legit

258258  thrilhouse: Nice Direwolf little boi going to grow up and be a big boi

258228  Mr. Butt: Gracie, I'm a grown ass man and I can't spell "diarrhea" either.

258248  tib gubb: we always keep our hedges trimmed ;)

258236  Mr. Butt: THE WEED NUMBER

257901  tib gubb: what stinks? whoa, found it... whoa, dang.

257902  tib gubb: always remember - safety third

258247  Not A Bot: oh i'm the pope honey

258242  Dr Awkward: [Whispers loudly to wife] "PUT IT IN YOUR PURSE!"

258241  Dr Awkward: Who's the dude on the right? I refuse to specify which right.

258247  Dr Awkward: Is this that Simpsons episode where Maggie becomes a fish?

258172  Robespierre: Cat butt sighted

258177  Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178  Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

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258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?



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Score:
1039
 
 scribbs: He can jump across a three-acre pond in twelve feet.
 Teechur: Exit.....stage left!
 Jeannie C: And nothing was left but a little puddle of pee in his hand.
 cenecia: Engage!
 CastleBravo: See, this is an example of the Picard Maneuver. Which is why the exact same image appeared a few days ago.
Image 138220   10-16-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
850
 
 scribbs: Rabbits do tend to look a bit gormless.
 Jeannie C: How does a bunny get ripped *front* legs?
 Lestrange: Muscley Rabbit don't take no shit
 mwoody: In a movie, this rabbit would be voiced by an elderly, well-respected, posh British actor, and would say wise things.
 Mad Collager: His last name might also be Pantsless.
 Hosebag: It's just a bunny!
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless looks like he's aware of it, too
 Peter Pantsless: That's a fine-looking animal
Image 138219   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
506
 
 Hiddentigerma: @KnowLifer Please tell me that's a monica lewinsky joke. I've been trying hard to find some.
 Mitchell: Screeeeeeeeeee!!!
 BlarfyB: Should have gotten a Fembot.
 scribbs: Okay, she's not pretty, but did they have to label her a "DOG"?
 WTF: The "new" effects in the Westworld reboot look pretty weak.
 whiplash: Early Pleasure Bot was a commercial failure for unexplained reason.
 a robot: Where'd you get this picture of my mom??
 duckfarts: OoO
 Headoftheclass: Dat mouth tho
 KnowLifer: Err - Bzzt - Must - Stop - President - Candidates
 a sedated moose: dream woman.
 cizhiresb: so much realistic
 AverageJoe: That's why I have trust issues
 Peter Pantsless: "Just a minute, I have to put my face on!"
Image 138218   10-16-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
152
 
 Peter Pantsless: This is probably a pretty accurate portrayal of their home life
 Headoftheclass: What a little idiot.
 AverageJoe: nothing to see here... keep scrolling
Image 138217   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
339
 
 f1remind: Holy shit I totally forgot that! This cartoon has shaped my childhood and i just might be totally fucked up now.
 The Frito Bandito: What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, and over your neighbors dog? What's great for a snack, and fits on your back? It's log, log, log!
 Headoftheclass: @DarkTeddy Nope. But don't let that stop ya from trying!
 cenecia: It's better than bad, it's good!
 Minnesotan: it's big, it's heavy, it's wood!
 DarkTeddy: I'm not getting to purple at this rate
Image 138216   10-16-16   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
853
 
 Hiddentigerma: @Skaalar If god exists why is dogs playing poker only a painting?
 Skaalar: @Hiddentigerma Won't know until it happens, but I understand where you're coming from.
 antipatterns: "Milk" is reletive
 Hiddentigerma: @Skaalar he can't think because he doesn't exist.
 LaeMi: @jochenau - that's an obligitary part of being a native Australian animal.
 jochenau: The female platypus, at least. The males are busy stabbing things with their feet to poison them.
 Headoftheclass: ...and it can use its tail as a spatula to clean out the bowl!
 Skaalar: @AverageJoe He wasnt thinking. Or he was and just wanted to see if people would love the little abomination.
 AverageJoe: I wonder what was god thinking when he created this thing
 scribbs: Gross.
 guest: yeeeehawwww
Image 138215   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Sandor
Score:
615
 
 Jeannie C: What a noble dog.
 mrdiron: HETEROCHROMIA
 Peter Pantsless: Built-in 3D glasses
Image 138214   10-16-16   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
560
 
 Hiddentigerma: Bottom left looks like he's either a artist or a bowler.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Applying blush above a foot long beard is not my favorite look
 Lestrange: Someday the sun will engulf us all
 Yam: But in the mean time, fuck those guys for dressing how they like!
 DarkTeddy: And someday we will all be dead
 Peter Pantsless: Top left spent three hours making it look like he just got out of bed
 SoyUnPerdedor: The two guys on the bottom are the coolest
 ignatz: Already there. Half the time I have the urge to give them a firm tug to see if they are real..
Image 138213   10-16-16   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
404
 
 Hiddentigerma: Has science gone too far?
 SpaceCow: The Ring went through some drastic changes when it was adapted to a sitcom.
 Jaunty Shrimp: We're having so much fun on our vacation to Uncanny Valley!
 Fett4life: Totally illegal foursome. And i'm talking about golf.
 Jeannie C: @etc One on the right?
 etc: Can you spot the synth?
 ClockworkJackalope: They sparkle in direct sunlight
 duckfarts: quaaaaaiiiiid
 hajjpodge: Hail Satan
 Peach: Is there giant tumor on that guys lap?
 Scoo: Red-eye reduction level: Betazoid
 Knice: Well ... how cheap is the rent?
 carpwoman: Kill them with fire. Please.
 Peter Pantsless: Children of the 3-star hotel
 amyandy: aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Image 138212   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
209
 
 Hiddentigerma: @Headoftheclass Did he meet E.T.?
 Whatever: You forgot Presidential candidates and their rabid supporters
 whiplash: I still have multiple VCRs. How else can I transfer my old tapes to DVD?
 kinggheedra: an exhaustive, insightful critique!
 ModelTRex: I took a photo of this post with a disposable camera.
 Headoftheclass: My cousin works for the FBI. Some of the shit he tells me is just too damn scary, and the things he's seen have definitely taken a toll.
 AverageJoe: The autor of this post will "disappear" soon
 Scoo: Subtle political 'jokes' are the worst kind of political joke
 fanny: @SoyUnPerdedor @Peter Pantsless all my uploads are stills from VHS tapes
 Peter Pantsless: @SoyUnPerdedor I'm posting from a payphone, so I feel 'ya
 SoyUnPerdedor: Haha, jokes on you I'm downloading AG to 5.5 floppies
Image 138211   10-16-16   Uploaded by    nuke em
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