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268103  wolfpk: As if Toad wasn't weird enough to begin with!

268087  Dr Awkward: This is like that one episode of Futurama. SAD.

268108  wolfpk: Kinky!

268090  Dr Awkward: Ooh, Mama Zuckerbergs candied lemon pancakes!

268109  Mr. Butt: Now kiss.

268087  Korrok: Korrok approves...

268110  sparenamelaptopdied: What happens if you say "Open Sesame"?

268056  FabricMan: @ChubbyBuddy Don't kinkshame!

268100  mexican: @Dr Awkward Woah. Same here.

268087  Zaxxoff: ce n'est pas un banc

268096  FabricMan: "Now allow my attorney to drink this water while I give my testimony!"

268092  Dr Awkward: Later barklords

268100  Dr Awkward: @Catcat I miss Fort Collins, lived there a decade ago.

268118  Alaskan: The plus side to tiny dogs is they cant reach the table to steal your food !

268107  Zaxxoff: None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with YOU. You're locked up in here with ME

268108  Dr Awkward: Merlin? More like Burl-in, amirite?

268108  ThoughtlessGentleman: i lay thus monkeyed curse pon your pristine lady region for so uhhh nobody ever uhhhhh begone trollop!!!

268105  ThoughtlessGentleman: really tasteful way to commemorate losing a testicle. place it directly on your mantle as a conversation starter.

268082  a robot: Look at that happy tail blur

268099  Not A Bot: I'm pretty sure those guys have been crisis their whole lives.

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267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268039 Munkybut: I would never need a girlfriend with one of those...

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.



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Score:
850
 
 scribbs: Rabbits do tend to look a bit gormless.
 Jeannie C: How does a bunny get ripped *front* legs?
 Lestrange: Muscley Rabbit don't take no shit
 mwoody: In a movie, this rabbit would be voiced by an elderly, well-respected, posh British actor, and would say wise things.
 Mad Collager: His last name might also be Pantsless.
 Hosebag: It's just a bunny!
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless looks like he's aware of it, too
 Peter Pantsless: That's a fine-looking animal
Image 138219   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
506
 
 Hiddentigerma: @KnowLifer Please tell me that's a monica lewinsky joke. I've been trying hard to find some.
 Mitchell: Screeeeeeeeeee!!!
 BlarfyB: Should have gotten a Fembot.
 scribbs: Okay, she's not pretty, but did they have to label her a "DOG"?
 WTF: The "new" effects in the Westworld reboot look pretty weak.
 whiplash: Early Pleasure Bot was a commercial failure for unexplained reason.
 a robot: Where'd you get this picture of my mom??
 duckfarts: OoO
 Headoftheclass: Dat mouth tho
 KnowLifer: Err - Bzzt - Must - Stop - President - Candidates
 a sedated moose: dream woman.
 cizhiresb: so much realistic
 AverageJoe: That's why I have trust issues
 Peter Pantsless: "Just a minute, I have to put my face on!"
Image 138218   10-16-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
152
 
 Peter Pantsless: This is probably a pretty accurate portrayal of their home life
 Headoftheclass: What a little idiot.
 AverageJoe: nothing to see here... keep scrolling
Image 138217   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
339
 
 f1remind: Holy shit I totally forgot that! This cartoon has shaped my childhood and i just might be totally fucked up now.
 The Frito Bandito: What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, and over your neighbors dog? What's great for a snack, and fits on your back? It's log, log, log!
 Headoftheclass: @DarkTeddy Nope. But don't let that stop ya from trying!
 cenecia: It's better than bad, it's good!
 Minnesotan: it's big, it's heavy, it's wood!
 DarkTeddy: I'm not getting to purple at this rate
Image 138216   10-16-16   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
853
 
 Hiddentigerma: @Skaalar If god exists why is dogs playing poker only a painting?
 Skaalar: @Hiddentigerma Won't know until it happens, but I understand where you're coming from.
 antipatterns: "Milk" is reletive
 Hiddentigerma: @Skaalar he can't think because he doesn't exist.
 LaeMi: @jochenau - that's an obligitary part of being a native Australian animal.
 grid: The female platypus, at least. The males are busy stabbing things with their feet to poison them.
 Headoftheclass: ...and it can use its tail as a spatula to clean out the bowl!
 Skaalar: @AverageJoe He wasnt thinking. Or he was and just wanted to see if people would love the little abomination.
 AverageJoe: I wonder what was god thinking when he created this thing
 scribbs: Gross.
 guest: yeeeehawwww
Image 138215   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Sandor
Score:
615
 
 Jeannie C: What a noble dog.
 mrdiron: HETEROCHROMIA
 Peter Pantsless: Built-in 3D glasses
Image 138214   10-16-16   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
560
 
 Hiddentigerma: Bottom left looks like he's either a artist or a bowler.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Applying blush above a foot long beard is not my favorite look
 Lestrange: Someday the sun will engulf us all
 Yam: But in the mean time, fuck those guys for dressing how they like!
 DarkTeddy: And someday we will all be dead
 Peter Pantsless: Top left spent three hours making it look like he just got out of bed
 SoyUnPerdedor: The two guys on the bottom are the coolest
 Chocolate Pain: Already there. Half the time I have the urge to give them a firm tug to see if they are real..
Image 138213   10-16-16   Uploaded by    snipdawg
Score:
404
 
 Hiddentigerma: Has science gone too far?
 SpaceCow: The Ring went through some drastic changes when it was adapted to a sitcom.
 Jaunty Shrimp: We're having so much fun on our vacation to Uncanny Valley!
 Fett4life: Totally illegal foursome. And i'm talking about golf.
 Jeannie C: @etc One on the right?
 etc: Can you spot the synth?
 ClockworkJackalope: They sparkle in direct sunlight
 duckfarts: quaaaaaiiiiid
 hajjpodge: Hail Satan
 Peach: Is there giant tumor on that guys lap?
 Scoo: Red-eye reduction level: Betazoid
 Knice: Well ... how cheap is the rent?
 drilldo: Kill them with fire. Please.
 Peter Pantsless: Children of the 3-star hotel
 amyandy: aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Image 138212   10-16-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
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 Hiddentigerma: @Headoftheclass Did he meet E.T.?
 Whatever: You forgot Presidential candidates and their rabid supporters
 whiplash: I still have multiple VCRs. How else can I transfer my old tapes to DVD?
 kinggheedra: an exhaustive, insightful critique!
 ModelTRex: I took a photo of this post with a disposable camera.
 Headoftheclass: My cousin works for the FBI. Some of the shit he tells me is just too damn scary, and the things he's seen have definitely taken a toll.
 AverageJoe: The autor of this post will "disappear" soon
 Scoo: Subtle political 'jokes' are the worst kind of political joke
 fanny: @SoyUnPerdedor @Peter Pantsless all my uploads are stills from VHS tapes
 Peter Pantsless: @SoyUnPerdedor I'm posting from a payphone, so I feel 'ya
 SoyUnPerdedor: Haha, jokes on you I'm downloading AG to 5.5 floppies
Image 138211   10-16-16   Uploaded by    nuke em
Score:
424
 
 LaeMi: It's called TWERKING and NO we shall NOT.
 catsanddogs: @UltraBeverly i lolled irl at this!
 UltraBeverly: Bum jerking still not legal in most southern states and minor outlying islands.
 etc: The answer: a resounding "YES!"
 Headoftheclass: You better! I didn't buy all these sex socks from Canada for nothing!
 a sedated moose: All about that bum stuff.
 Yam: No, he can do it himself like everybody else
 SoyUnPerdedor: Yes!
 bug: I'm not familiar with that particular sex maneuver, but I'm pretty sure that's not how it's supposed to be done.
 a robot: Yes, I believe we shall.
 Peter Pantsless: Not 'till the third date
Image 138210   10-16-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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