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263167  Knice: I should put it on my top self?

263162  charlemagne: @VoR I concur

263160  WannaBee: @ignatz damn I wanted this to be real.

263167  ignatz: Dunno, when I need it I crawl in so..

263160  ignatz: (my intensive researches into the icon top left took me to redd-it for the first time ever)

263155  VoR: Drink on table should be whack offped out for credibility

263119  UnknownSample: If I move veeeerrrry slowly they won't see me.

263133  UnknownSample: Bye bye

263157  VoR: Howard Moon?

263162  VoR: DD.MM.YY. Is also good. None of this MM.DD.YY.

263160  ignatz: @WannaBee ..or at least not much in the few weeks since this was created ;)

263083  apoxia: The proud parent watches on

263156  San DoDo: Got to have a steady hand...

263162  San DoDo: Nuff said

263163  ignatz: Not tonight mate, and no one gets in wearing flippers

263123  apoxia: Finally, a bit of diversity

263160  WannaBee: I really like this. Showing off humorous cat pictures, we haven't changed that much in 150 years.

263127  apoxia: I bet it smells great in there.

263151  ignatz: It's called fanaticism Look it up

263143  Not A Bot: I wanted to be a fireman.

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2. addend
3. VeeKay
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7. ignatz
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10. Shay



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262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262800 ignatz: Lovelock came up with the idea while he was working for NASA as a way to remotely determine if there was life on a distant planet, using spectroanalysis. He proposed that if a planet was any way off chemical or thermal equilibrium, it was likely to be as a result of biological systems..

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant



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WannaBee uploaded 262656 (771 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 262714 (766 points)
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12. Scoo: 1447 points
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Score:
52
 
 Jennerator: I wish I were Calvin so I could pee on this
 tamarindo: Forever drinking Dr. Pepper.
 WaffleIron: Pickup line from the minivan diaries: "Will you add your sticker next to mine?"
Image 137446   10-12-16   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
656
 
 BILL DOOR: SERIOUSLY, YOU DO NOT DISS ANYONE NAMED TERRY.
 wakkawakka: nods approvingly
 BILL DOOR: A COMMON CAUSE OF DEATH, I AM TOLD.
 Jennerator: I usually died of here lies POOPFART
 Frank herbert: I dont care. I love it
 Frank herbert: I dont care. I love it
 dobbiesdoogs: what a caulk
 ch: I have a pun for you get real close I'm going to whisper it very softly in your ear
 Yam: Groooooannnnnn
 Peter Pantsless: Classic Terry
Image 137445   10-12-16   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
Score:
286
 
 Jennerator: It's how I get my dog to catch the frisbee
 dobbiesdoogs: @Knice must have been pretty powerful if it took that big chunk out
 Knice: I just came.
 Butcherboy: We hope corn anyways. If not well that a pretty impressive dent
 flommmm: mmm.. corn!
Image 137444   10-12-16   Uploaded by    Whorelock
Score:
824
 
 wakkawakka: I always preferred a rousing game of Cubicles and Clerks, myself.
 Hiddentigerma: Horses and humans*
 dobbiesdoogs: you find a +2 remote control that helps you find good shows
 Kidneythief: Rad upload. Bad watermark.
 funny in the wall: Cute
Image 137443   10-12-16   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Image 137442 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by lionstrong. Boo, lionstrong.
Score:
176
 
 wakkawakka: Did he parse error? I'd have parse error'd.
 Vladimir Puta: Isn't Ty-D-Bowl a toilet cleaner or somesuch?
 Jennerator: We are all tyDi's girlfriend
 Kidneythief: @Mr. Butt I was genuinely curious so I looked it up. He's an Australian edm dj apparently.
 Headoftheclass: Do you know wyDi, by any chance?
 Kidneythief: @Mr. Butt my thought exactly
 Mr. Butt: Who?
Image 137441   10-12-16   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
434
 
 Janston: Innovation.jpg
 dobbiesdoogs: when this baby hits 8 mph, you're gonna see some serious shit
 Peter Pantsless: Together they'll go far...just not very quickly
 Headoftheclass: Dude's looking back like, "Damn, she's still back there."
 Kidneythief: Your chariot has arrived m'lady
 a robot: Solving problems together :3
 Scoo: It's not stupid if it works
Image 137440   10-12-16   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
501
 
 DOW: I end up needing something from Radioshack abt once a month, and every time I walk in I find myself muttering "oh for fucks sake jesus christ goddamn" as the selection gets worse and worse
 AdaMan: No beer?
 a robot: "Put food in me." "I'll take that!"
 dobbiesdoogs: "can i be frigerator too?"
 scribbs: "Why was this dog in the fridge? She's not for dinner."
Image 137439   10-12-16   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
323
 
 Wet farts: *smears Nutella on hand*
 scribbs: When you're doing it, it's spelled "poopin'."
 Scoo: I experience this frequently, but with a cat paw
 3ravens: More like "please pass me a roll of toilet paper". No way are you pooping in that position
Image 137438   10-12-16   Uploaded by    waxymom
Score:
56
 
 Shay: @ThatGuy Ask your parents about the birds and bees.
 maura: Those baby pictures are adorable!
 Frank herbert: @ThatGuy very easy. The egg usually does not live throigh the process.
 dobbiesdoogs: it's not just an egg, i think there's sausage too
 ThatGuy: @Shay how do you fuck an egg?
 a robot: Maybe it's the first thing he's ever successfully cooked, bless his lil heart
 Shay: It's fucking a(n) egg
Image 137437   10-12-16   Uploaded by    eurotrash
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