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253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

253344  Mr. Shine: *flicks lit match*

253360  hammy: Roll that beautiful bean footage!!

253340  Knice: Me so honry

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3. Robespierre
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253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253303 raditzu: They got me, but You still should run!

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11. Bitcoin Burglar: 1763 points
12. tess: 1708 points
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 Jennerator: I wish I were Calvin so I could pee on this
 tamarindo: Forever drinking Dr. Pepper.
 WaffleIron: Pickup line from the minivan diaries: "Will you add your sticker next to mine?"
Image 137446   10-12-16   Uploaded by    daisy picker
 wakkawakka: nods approvingly
 Jennerator: I usually died of here lies POOPFART
 Frank herbert: I dont care. I love it
 Frank herbert: I dont care. I love it
 dobbiesdoogs: what a caulk
 ch: I have a pun for you get real close I'm going to whisper it very softly in your ear
 Yam: Groooooannnnnn
 Peter Pantsless: Classic Terry
Image 137445   10-12-16   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
 Jennerator: It's how I get my dog to catch the frisbee
 dobbiesdoogs: @Knice must have been pretty powerful if it took that big chunk out
 Knice: I just came.
 Butcherboy: We hope corn anyways. If not well that a pretty impressive dent
 ignatz: mmm.. corn!
Image 137444   10-12-16   Uploaded by    Whorelock
 wakkawakka: I always preferred a rousing game of Cubicles and Clerks, myself.
 Hiddentigerma: Horses and humans*
 dobbiesdoogs: you find a +2 remote control that helps you find good shows
 Kidneythief: Rad upload. Bad watermark.
 funny in the wall: Cute
Image 137443   10-12-16   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Image 137442 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by lionstrong. Boo, lionstrong.
 wakkawakka: Did he parse error? I'd have parse error'd.
 jochenau: Isn't Ty-D-Bowl a toilet cleaner or somesuch?
 Jennerator: We are all tyDi's girlfriend
 Kidneythief: @Mr. Butt I was genuinely curious so I looked it up. He's an Australian edm dj apparently.
 Headoftheclass: Do you know wyDi, by any chance?
 Kidneythief: @Mr. Butt my thought exactly
 Mr. Butt: Who?
Image 137441   10-12-16   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
 Janston: Innovation.jpg
 dobbiesdoogs: when this baby hits 8 mph, you're gonna see some serious shit
 Peter Pantsless: Together they'll go far...just not very quickly
 Headoftheclass: Dude's looking back like, "Damn, she's still back there."
 Kidneythief: Your chariot has arrived m'lady
 a robot: Solving problems together :3
 Scoo: It's not stupid if it works
Image 137440   10-12-16   Uploaded by    potato
 DOW: I end up needing something from Radioshack abt once a month, and every time I walk in I find myself muttering "oh for fucks sake jesus christ goddamn" as the selection gets worse and worse
 AdaMan: No beer?
 a robot: "Put food in me." "I'll take that!"
 dobbiesdoogs: "can i be frigerator too?"
 scribbs: "Why was this dog in the fridge? She's not for dinner."
Image 137439   10-12-16   Uploaded by    big butt bum
 Wet farts: *smears Nutella on hand*
 scribbs: When you're doing it, it's spelled "poopin'."
 Scoo: I experience this frequently, but with a cat paw
 3ravens: More like "please pass me a roll of toilet paper". No way are you pooping in that position
Image 137438   10-12-16   Uploaded by    waxymom
 Shay: @ThatGuy Ask your parents about the birds and bees.
 maura: Those baby pictures are adorable!
 Frank herbert: @ThatGuy very easy. The egg usually does not live throigh the process.
 dobbiesdoogs: it's not just an egg, i think there's sausage too
 ThatGuy: @Shay how do you fuck an egg?
 a robot: Maybe it's the first thing he's ever successfully cooked, bless his lil heart
 Shay: It's fucking a(n) egg
Image 137437   10-12-16   Uploaded by    eurotrash
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