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272859  magicmormon: Come closer, young one. The hour grows late and the fire burns low, but there is still time yet. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure.

272822  wolfpk: I do not consent.

272829  Air Biscuit: I didnt know olive garden had heads on the menu.

272822  Prostata: whoever threw that snowball is about to die

272837  wolfpk: The house had to be split in the divorce.

272838  Prostata: at least he's honest

272847  Sadbot: @Sadbot Shit was annoying for placement and taking up a ton of your visual arc, though

272847  Sadbot: Car lore has it that pre-GM Saabs had beefy A-beams because a higher up was killed running into a moose

272845  ignatz: ..... ... .... .....

272836  Not A Bot: They're having a fire sale

272836  Side Boob: *Star Trek fight music*

272841  Side Boob: Ayyyyy!

272844  Side Boob: A long way to go for very little.

272845  Side Boob: Even the .01% can't afford a monitor big enough to read this.

272795  trelyate: he tells it like it is

272837  Science: Eminent domain, bitch!

272767  E. HONDA: If you pass out in the snow, dogs will bring you liquor

272840  Peter Pantsless: "Oh, that's a typo. It should say "No, dogs allowed.'"

272807  trelyate: this is like when they wheelchair you out of the hospital even though you are perfectly capable of walking

272815  trelyate: science has gone too far this time

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272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272816 fanny: @dangerkeith3000 but do you think diet would change the taste of people? like grass fed beef vs. cows that eat whatever? And breast fed babies vs. formula fed?

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

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 Jennerator: I wish I were Calvin so I could pee on this
 tamarindo: Forever drinking Dr. Pepper.
 WaffleIron: Pickup line from the minivan diaries: "Will you add your sticker next to mine?"
Image 137446   10-12-16   Uploaded by    daisy picker
 wakkawakka: nods approvingly
 Jennerator: I usually died of here lies POOPFART
 Frank herbert: I dont care. I love it
 Frank herbert: I dont care. I love it
 dobbiesdoogs: what a caulk
 ch: I have a pun for you get real close I'm going to whisper it very softly in your ear
 Yam: Groooooannnnnn
 Peter Pantsless: Classic Terry
Image 137445   10-12-16   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
 Jennerator: It's how I get my dog to catch the frisbee
 dobbiesdoogs: @Knice must have been pretty powerful if it took that big chunk out
 Knice: I just came.
 Butcherboy: We hope corn anyways. If not well that a pretty impressive dent
 flommmm: mmm.. corn!
Image 137444   10-12-16   Uploaded by    Whorelock
 wakkawakka: I always preferred a rousing game of Cubicles and Clerks, myself.
 Hiddentigerma: Horses and humans*
 dobbiesdoogs: you find a +2 remote control that helps you find good shows
 Kidneythief: Rad upload. Bad watermark.
 funny in the wall: Cute
Image 137443   10-12-16   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Image 137442 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by lionstrong. We'll pray for you, lionstrong.
 wakkawakka: Did he parse error? I'd have parse error'd.
 Vladimir Puta: Isn't Ty-D-Bowl a toilet cleaner or somesuch?
 Jennerator: We are all tyDi's girlfriend
 Kidneythief: @Mr. Butt I was genuinely curious so I looked it up. He's an Australian edm dj apparently.
 Headoftheclass: Do you know wyDi, by any chance?
 Kidneythief: @Mr. Butt my thought exactly
 Mr. Butt: Who?
Image 137441   10-12-16   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
 Janston: Innovation.jpg
 dobbiesdoogs: when this baby hits 8 mph, you're gonna see some serious shit
 Peter Pantsless: Together they'll go far...just not very quickly
 Headoftheclass: Dude's looking back like, "Damn, she's still back there."
 Kidneythief: Your chariot has arrived m'lady
 a robot: Solving problems together :3
 Pop That Ponzi: It's not stupid if it works
Image 137440   10-12-16   Uploaded by    potato
 DOW: I end up needing something from Radioshack abt once a month, and every time I walk in I find myself muttering "oh for fucks sake jesus christ goddamn" as the selection gets worse and worse
 AdaMan: No beer?
 a robot: "Put food in me." "I'll take that!"
 dobbiesdoogs: "can i be frigerator too?"
 scribbs: "Why was this dog in the fridge? She's not for dinner."
Image 137439   10-12-16   Uploaded by    big butt bum
 Wet farts: *smears Nutella on hand*
 scribbs: When you're doing it, it's spelled "poopin'."
 Not Sam: I experience this frequently, but with a cat paw
 3ravens: More like "please pass me a roll of toilet paper". No way are you pooping in that position
Image 137438   10-12-16   Uploaded by    waxymom
 Shay: @ThatGuy Ask your parents about the birds and bees.
 maura: Those baby pictures are adorable!
 Frank herbert: @ThatGuy very easy. The egg usually does not live throigh the process.
 dobbiesdoogs: it's not just an egg, i think there's sausage too
 ThatGuy: @Shay how do you fuck an egg?
 a robot: Maybe it's the first thing he's ever successfully cooked, bless his lil heart
 Shay: It's fucking a(n) egg
Image 137437   10-12-16   Uploaded by    eurotrash
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