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268721  WTF: I'm I to that age where I have to tell the children 'Don't make fun' about the way we used to live?

268554  Unicorn: Me too @Nope

268730  WTF: Change my mind.

268738  WTF: ...followed by cramming the entire donut in your mouth before anyone can answer.

268738  barfolomew: Looks like someone's hungry hungry

268733  Christina: Beauty of Japan.

268717  Bohab: Teamwork.jpg

268039  Mr Bleak: Gonna make wanking / hand jobs umm ... interesting. Anyone got her address?

268041  Mr Bleak: @Felicity They could do the current incumbent with a hamster and a random tweet generator.

268050  Mr Bleak: Fuck! I remember reading that issue at work ...

268053  Mr Bleak: I preferred the "before" picture

268707  Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268733  Not A Bot: Someone is explaining to this cat why they're voting for Trump.

268744  ignatz: Those holds are known as 'jugs'

268733  Felicity: Dasha Nekrasova

268740  ignatz: Ma also contain traces of dads

268727  Amy Housewine: That doctor looks like a man without conviction.

268692  Amy Housewine: The Electric Spanking Of War Babies.

268696  ignell: Just need a laundry basket to sit in.

268730  SunWukong: What time is the ass kicking?

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268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268710 tib gubb: better to die than to let the cops know what drugs you've been using

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)



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Score:
811
 
 dobbiesdoogs: i comfort myself with the knowledge that this will all be over soon. wait, what? you mean i have to do this 8 more goddamn times?
 E. HONDA: Only 80s kids will remember this (pictures of this cat when it was a kitten)
 tehghost: Pop that balloon to see a real demon.
 Lutha: a cat that has seen the world, and has no regrets
 LaeMi: It has stolen a lot of baby's breaths to live that long!
 ClockworkJackalope: That's not a cat, it's a lich
 KL1NGON: Well, it must be true or it wouldn't be posted on the internet.
 SomeCanadian: I long for death.
 Borkf: There may be another one of these posting in a few hours. I was too slow apparently.
 petepuma: i wish i was dead
 Scoo: A friend of mine had a cat live to 26. Didn't look half as good as this guy at the end.
 Science: That poor woman. Her parents don't have the heart to tell her Nutmeg passed away 25 years ago. This it the sixth "Nutmeg."
 Sandor: Is that you, Buttonhole?
 SpaceCow: "Yeah, thanks for the cake I can't eat. I'm going to hurk a rancid furball in your shoes later."
 Knice: "In my day, when you wanted sits, you MADE fits."
 3ravens: Relatable facial expression
Image 136334   10-07-16   Uploaded by    amyandy
Score:
293
 
 pastme: Why was the deputy crossing the road? and why was a chicken hanging around for him to hit?
 hugs: why did the chicken cross the road? doesn't matter, cops killed them.
 Janston: @sparename he's on the other side.
 Borkf: Cluck lives matter.
 annterland: @Scoo Oh, the Huge Manatee!
 Scoo: Is the weight loss clinic in this county called Habitat for Huge Manatees?
 a sedated moose: As a Manatee County resident, I can confirm; this is accurate.
 Mad Collager: @VoR Only in this case, a regular punch. If an octopus had been crossing the road, it would've been a sucker punch.
 SpaceCow: To be fair, video shows the chicken had been reaching into its pockets when being asked to keep his hands up.
 Nothing: Slow news day in Manatee County
 VoR: What? like a punch?
 sparename: now we may never know why
Image 136333   10-07-16   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
585
 
 Skaalar: @LaeMi *Sigh* I really need to start reading the comments before posting...
 Skaalar: They had the same problem with Tom Cruise in Top Gun.
 LaeMi: In the industry, we call that a Cruise-box, after a certain actor.
 KL1NGON: Kirk Douglas lived on platforms and catwalks on the set. I worked in the CIC of the Nimitz while The Final Countdown was filmed and Kirk was tiny, and I mean teenage girl tiny. It was weird to see him up close because they really do look bigger on the screen.
 Fett4life: Five foot girl in a seven foot world. You go girl!
 Scoo: She should totally hang out with #134312
 Mad Collager: @Knice You just reminded me of a riddle: What goes, "(clop, clop) clop Clop CLOP BAM! BAM! CLOP Clop clop (clop, clop)"? A drive-by shooting in Amish country.
 SomeCanadian: Count the spotlights on the courtside
 Knice: "Okay, that's a wrap." *hops away* [CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP]
 WTF: Hold me closer tiny announcer.
 VoR: Tiny girl, so tiny and small
Image 136332   10-07-16   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
500
 
 Lestrange: @Science Too small
 mike58: I wanna give this pupper more RADS
 Science: @Lestrange: Looks like a Golden to me.
 Lestrange: Rad for cocker spaniel
 Dan Tagonistic: Shhlup
Image 136331   10-07-16   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
478
 
 1979: Meow, dammit.
 SS Keith: The Phyllis Diller of cats.
 Scoo: Ladies...
 grizzly: She's 32.
 SomeCanadian: Come 'ere and give grandma a kiss.
 sparename: Coodle
Image 136330   10-07-16   Uploaded by    elronhubard
Score:
533
 
 VoR: lol - funny after I googled billie mays
 Niels Bohr: With agent Orange Glo and Kaboom!
 Niels Bohr: A real nave flex-seal.
 SpaceCow: If he gets shot, he'll patch himself up with the Mighty Med Kit.
 Knice: The captioned images are captioning themselves. We're obsolete. :-(
 Otterman: Hang on, almost done jerking off to war gifs.
Image 136329   10-07-16   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Image 136328 is unbelievably bad (score -21) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by phil. Boo, phil.
Score:
528
 
 ChubbyBuddy: amateur. the real trick is to throw a live baby at her
 XLY: @DimwaldtThrockmorton Me
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Whos taking the picture?
 whiplash: "What, you're shy now? After I painted your topless portrait...oh, yeah, forgot to put a canvas on the easel. Busted!"
 Otterman: Boobies are funny.
 tib gubb: his elation is genuine
 ping: Nice try.
 Knice: I'd like a second frame where she slaps his hand with her right foot, axe-kick style.
 fumbduck: They don't like the same sports team. No high five.
 VoR: haha, he tried to see them nips
Image 136327   10-07-16   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Image 136326 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by cthulhu. We'll pray for you, cthulhu.
Score:
647
 
 LaeMi: 1000 years later if Sauron had won.
 Radstarboom: too soon.
 Starky15: Corporate Sauron is looking to diversify in Gondor
 annterland: This is fantastic
 million laffs: NSA headquarters
 rachel: Lord of the Neurorings. Ganda1f and fR0d0 must evade Orcorpate security and destroy the 0 Ring in the drive format of mOrOr/DM.mtn! Wait... I just wrote Shadowrun.
Image 136325   10-07-16   Uploaded by    eykei
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