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253890  grizzly: I'm pooping!

253884  a sedated moose: Tupit Shakur

253886  a sedated moose: My God, it's full of stars!

253899  frenk: Photography: The best tablets to take pictures of tourist destinations with and their hangiest, floppin around everywhere cases.

253899  Fiasco: Also they have really annoying parents!

253888  Laree: All hail hypnodog.

253876  Laree: Carky Cark

253879  Laree: He thinks he's getting an autograph from Jesus. He saw him turn that water to wine.

253885  Whatever: Alas, books can die - we have only a fraction of the books written prior to the invention of printing

253887  Whatever: Mmm lady fingers

253880  Fiveninety: Meijer is immensely better but they only exist in Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Kentucky

253879  Amy Housewine: Dude... like, dude...

253842  Mad Collager: @a robot Well, their costumes are more subtle: Slacker, Daydreamer, Procrastinator, Gamer...

253844  antipatterns: evict the landlord

253849  Mad Collager: There should be a version with a violin mounted on the side. Then each door opening would cause a fiddle jamb.

253856  Mad Collager: Yeah, the kid was wearing red, but he didn't have on a MAGA hat. Also, we think he wasn't from Norway.

253425  Mr Bleak: Luke Bedwalker

253859  Mad Collager: Sigh. Why won't anybody get ME a deer trophy to sleep on?

253817  Greifer: that bike is crab

253861  Mad Collager: I would love to open a restaurant next door that offers European food. I'd call it Sans Wok.

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253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

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253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

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253831 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

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 scribbs: Now I really want to hear Trump sing the Fun song.
 kalligrapher: artificial unintelligence is discovered!
 Micro Jackson: If we give him the formula, will he go away?
 Borkf: I like to think they'd make a more convincing looking human.
 tamarindo: Nice touch with the hairpins
 Peter Pantsless: Honestly I'd vote for Plankton first
 sparename: Planktrump
 Knice: Eat a 71-gallon chum-bucket o' dicks.
Image 136154   10-06-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Image 136153 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by grace. Your image was bad, grace.
Score:
883
 
 NonRhetorical: Soundtrack far more interesting than children's pablum.
 jonz: I just send text messages to myself to simulate having friends, and chew as fast as possible
 amyandy: These cement mixers don't dress modestly
 Micro Jackson: Must be fun at parties
 ModelTRex: Rule 35: You can find anything reimagined as a cement mixer on the internet.
 chhumphrey: Amazingly, there's no rule for this one
 midnightmosesuk: Inevitable.
 Otterman: I am curiously heartened by the artist's creativity
 Knice: #No need to worry, when you churn your slurry, take it from me!#
Image 136152   10-06-16   Uploaded by    amyandy
Score:
308
 
 werterland: Retail has ruined me. I'm currently in a bit of a panic because I don't think my store is ready for *that season.* I have been thinking about it for the past few weeks, but haven't had time for the prep I want to do.
 Borkf: Calm down, it's only October.
Image 136151   10-06-16   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
368
 
 peedurr: @Warrax I thought they started facial scrubs a bit later?
 fanny: @Flirb Dampumple oh god, that's not creepy or anything!
 Flirb Dampumple: When I was 10, we went trick-or-treating and a neighbor gave all the boys around my age a box of grooming supplies called "Buckaroo". Now I know what the girls got.
 whiplash: What? I have math in first period!
 chhumphrey: @Knice See, part of my job description as a father is to, "embarrass my children whenever I can."
 Warrax: @fanny Get Ready Guide for Girls, Get Ready Guide for Parents, One box of U by Kotex Regular Pads, One box of U by Kotex Liners, Baggu 3D Zip Pouch for supplies, Pura Vida String Bracelet, Lasting Smiles Lip Balm, Good For You Girls Facial Scrub, Torie & Howard Chewie Fruities, Ribbon Hair Ties.
 fanny: anyone else curious about what the "& more" is?
 tamarindo: @Knice wrapped in white gift paper with a crimson bow. what a party!
 Knice: Wow, that's some weapons-grade embarrassment right there.
Image 136150   10-06-16   Uploaded by    PenguinBartender
Image 136149 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by realjon. Boo, realjon.
Score:
968
 
 Jaktai: They should paint a real version of it on the wall.
 chhumphrey: Rad for Mario
 petepuma: I CAN FIX IT
 Meow: THE OIL BARREL IS ON THE WRONG SIIDE!
Image 136148   10-06-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
1392
 
 Mr. Lizard: Dogsecutioner
 tib gubb: oh wow. i hope they made it out okay.
 midnightmosesuk: @Sandor More human than humans.
 Sandor: I had to look up what this is from. Apparently the dog picked up and moved all her puppies from a burning house, then guarded them. I will never cease to be amazed by animals
 fanny: awe what a good pupper mom.
 Borkf: This is giving me feels.
Image 136147   10-06-16   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
643
 
 ch: YOU TOOK MY SPOT
 SoyUnPerdedor: "wassup my peeps?"
 Janston: It's like that Futurama episode.
 petepuma: can't wait to trip over that
 harpooneer: Rad b/c the installers are serious-looking older dudes and not filthy hipsters
 SomeCanadian: Look, a cat has become petrified
 ch: This is the most awesome thing of 2016.
Image 136146   10-06-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Image 136145 is unbelievably bad (score -15) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by virtualman. You have brought shame on us, virtualman.
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