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258613  VoR: Wat?

258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

258615  Peter Pantsless: @a robot she should make a puzzle out of them!

258616  Peter Pantsless: Which is why I show it off constantly

258618  VeeKay: Teenagers idol or teenaged idol? FYI he was born in 1930 so he'd be about 35 or so.

258604  VoR: I hate that cat has a boat

258614  VeeKay: Noble AF

258600  a robot: A tiny bit of internet research before commenting on this image led me to learn today that most snakes have two penises. And now you know that too :)

258612  White Rice: Better than the BTM I saw yesterday.

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258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas



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Score:
247
 
 Pingu IRL: @Darkasnoon My sides hurt!
 copunter: please report to shared viewing palace
 Fett4life: The Russians have VR all backwards.
 Snowta: Cult? Or Just Russian Things ?
 Dan Tagonistic: Rockwell - somebody's watching me.mp3
 PenguinBartender: Cult Factor over 9000.
 msmstud: "This cult has comfy chairs."
 Darkasnoon: do you see what eye see?
Image 134759   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
660
 
 AverageJoe: if you get what you want, would you want what you get?
 KyleisBobDole: @Shay haha the weed number! It's a number that means weed stuff haha!
 Shay: STOP VOTING; look at the score now.
 Radstarboom: tonight he's making woofles.
 scribbs: Bakes amazing apple pie; can't understand doorknobs.
 Lestrange: No you don't. Don't fucking kid yourself.
 Urn BooUrn: Still waiting on my biscuits, Rex.
 Knice: He makes an excellent Borkfton Cream Pie.
Image 134758   09-29-16   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
318
 
 Pizza: So, so deep...
 ShoKusogi: Diving into the ocean...You're doing it wrong. That's what the WATER is for.
 alex: A puppet is made to mimic human facial expressions
 fanny: can't help but think of m.youtube.com/…
 guest: i think that's an airpipe at 12 oclock what a savage
 scribbs: Ankle deep, head first; the worst of all possible situations.
 Derp Herpigan: Dude. That's deep.
Image 134757   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
428
 
 Pizza: Snuzuki
 ShoKusogi: @kalligrapher Yeah, mount them handlebars on the headboard and ride, ride, ride!
 Spray Tan: that's why you should never skip leg day.
 XLY: If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in
 WaffleIron: This is SRAD.
 Headoftheclass: "Hey! I'm not falling for the 'bananna in the tailpipe' again!
 Wet farts: Sleep tight 'zuki
 Flirb Dampumple: Vega$
 PenguinBartender: *Godfather theme plays*
 CastleBravo: I prefer a Suzuki with a little more rear end, like a V-Strom 1000.
 Peter Pantsless: That bike is just two-tired
 kalligrapher: Just because someone called it a sweet ride .. this is taking it too far
Image 134756   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
260
 
 Ulillillia: Pugski
Image 134755   09-29-16   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
265
 
 Hiddentigerma: Diabetes. No diabetes.
 Albo Grungus: Secret Agent Ram-X-7 accelerates down the zip line to the target's swanky mid-town apartment. His mission: knock over a lot of furniture, shit on the carpet.
 CastleBravo: AAAAH! I can't decide!
 Nothing: There's cookies out here too
 DrinkMixMan: Fortunately, though, the "No Cookies" arrow leads into a bar
Image 134754   09-29-16   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
367
 
 berlin: My comments involving doot/Senor Esqueleto never seem to be well-received, so I'll leave those to the rest of you.
 mwoody: Also, is the wolf borking the winking blue thing in the background?
 mwoody: That cigarette is, puff by puff, doing the entire world a great service. It should be lauded as an international hero.
 Hosebag: I make all these babies. In ONE DAY!
 Ulillillia: Just gonna have a cigarette right here next to the baby cribs
 SkidSolo: Is that an unswitcherinoed cigarette?
 A duck: "Awww, sweet bunkbeds. Can I have one?"
 scribbs: @ch The world makes sense again :-)
 ch: @scribbs photo airbrushing
 San DoDo: Fvck the system, its the little acts that count
 ch: those two chumps are still workin' it behind me, aren't they
 scribbs: I'm surprised there's that much pink paint in the whole of North Korea.
 Wet farts: Wink*
Image 134753   09-29-16   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
463
 
 Alaskan: TOGAAAAAAAAAA!
 Janston: I don't think Santa will like this, but he may appreciate the effort.
 trelyate: milk and spaghetti is such an awful taste combination
 Teechur: Your plant is root-bound.
 Lestrange: This picture is cursed!
 DrinkMixMan: Chrysanthemums spaghetti
 ch: excuse me what is your spaghetti vase policy
 Warrax: This is what happens when I try to grow flowers.
Image 134752   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
578
 
 Zukero: Rad because the soap is purple.
 Hiddentigerma: @Warrax it doesn't even look like semen though. I never understood the big deal.
 funy speling: *spurs jangling*
 Warrax: @Knice Yea, I know you didn't click. You know what's back there. Or did you click anyway?
 WTF: "Housewife finds one weird use for dish soap. Mrs. Butterworth hates her!"
 guest: @Warrax lol you are a madman
 A duck: @Warrax: Also, #57346
 A duck: This kills the waffles
 Knice: @Warrax Nooooo
 scribbs: @a sedated moose Only if you're the type of person who thinks what happens on a Jerry Springer show is communication.
 ch: "You've been doing breakfast the wrong way all these years" - Dawn Grape[tm] Dishwashing Syrup Composite
 Warrax: Saw #57352, and will never again eat waffles without thoroughly sanitizing them first.
 a sedated moose: @Ulillillia but is it art?
 Ulillillia: This is Rad
Image 134751   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
244
 
 ShoKusogi: No, that's false advertising! It's not scoopable, but it was made to be edible
 carlin: Love and sex are two different things.
 mrwiffler: Clumpy cat is clumpy
 Ulillillia: The Life of Pable
 ignatz: @Scoo Is your second name really Pable?
 Scoo: Poopable, Scoopable
Image 134750   09-29-16   Uploaded by    funy speling
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