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210117  Dr Awkward: Graze hair? Your mom eats hair?!

210116  Knice: "Comfortable positionburger" is my go-to sex move.

210097  Dr Awkward: Libraries like this turn me on.

210122  big butt bum: This kid is going places Latvia.

210102  Dr Awkward: Let's keep the University of Colorado out of your trunk

210114  Yurishiro: This is getting out of hand.

210117  Yurishiro: Who doesn't like a good sausage pizza.

210097  Yurishiro: @Christina NERD. JK I love books too.

210112  Urn BooUrn: Dawwww, he needs a ramp to get in.

210109  Yurishiro: @chhumphrey In fact, my comment was about the sticker when it was put on. Written word stands there longer than us, who put that sticker might even be dead who knows. Almost everything marks a point in time, not a continuum.

210116  Christina: Instructions unclear: burger stuck in small round hole.

210123  Black Jesus: Shut UP, Dee!

210075  Christina: Brains...

210094  wolfpk: Culprit #210092

210071  Korrok: Kinky...

210123  Rembo Prundus: Who's that asshole that jumped on his back?

210087  Christina: I like this kind of buhnana.

210088  Christina: @Side Boob Horizontal is "across"; vertical is "down". You're welcome.

209988  funny in the wall: @DarkTeddy If you're interested, check out this book: amazon.com/Physical-Chemistry-Molecular-Donald-McQuarrie/dp/…. It's a good middle of the road PChem text. If you want something more challenging, check out this one: amazon.com/Matter-Equilibrium-Statistical-Mechanics-Thermodynamics/dp/0195147499/…. There's no reason pchem should be easy

210057  Mr. Butt: ok.

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210015 Yurishiro: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.

209965 Cami: ...She could not help everybody so she helped somebody.

209988 funny in the wall: @DarkTeddy If you're interested, check out this book: amazon.com/Physical-Chemistry-Molecular-Donald-McQuarrie/dp/…. It's a good middle of the road PChem text. If you want something more challenging, check out this one: amazon.com/Matter-Equilibrium-Statistical-Mechanics-Thermodynamics/dp/0195147499/…. There's no reason pchem should be easy

209937 Ulillillia: Por favor

210026 Science: @Greek Fire: Yes, but stone does tend to be more resilient than composite materials, and especially tarmac. Roman roads also didn't have the tremendous weights and traffic flows that roads today do. Plus slavery makes it super cheap and easy to produce wonders that last throughout the ages.

209961 Jabberwikket: @Ulillillia, I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK !

210003 Mr Bleak: @KEKOEKEOEK "... but a shitload of insects got mashed to paste."

210045 Yurishiro: Dickeyboard? No I do NOT want to hear the sounds it makes.

209943 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I had forgotten what Nader did before he fucked up the 2000 election :)

209934 El hefe: There better be a designer purse in there full of cheese puffs and malted milk balls



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Score:
428
 
 Pizza: Snuzuki
 ShoKusogi: @kalligrapher Yeah, mount them handlebars on the headboard and ride, ride, ride!
 Spray Tan: that's why you should never skip leg day.
 XLY: If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in
 WaffleIron: This is SRAD.
 Headoftheclass: "Hey! I'm not falling for the 'bananna in the tailpipe' again!
 Wet farts: Sleep tight 'zuki
 Flirb Dampumple: Vega$
 PenguinBartender: *Godfather theme plays*
 CastleBravo: I prefer a Suzuki with a little more rear end, like a V-Strom 1000.
 Peter Pantsless: That bike is just two-tired
 kalligrapher: Just because someone called it a sweet ride .. this is taking it too far
Image 134756   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
260
 
 Ulillillia: Pugski
Image 134755   09-29-16   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
265
 
 Hiddentigerma: Diabetes. No diabetes.
 Albo Grungus: Secret Agent Ram-X-7 accelerates down the zip line to the target's swanky mid-town apartment. His mission: knock over a lot of furniture, shit on the carpet.
 CastleBravo: AAAAH! I can't decide!
 Nothing: There's cookies out here too
 DrinkMixMan: Fortunately, though, the "No Cookies" arrow leads into a bar
Image 134754   09-29-16   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
367
 
 berlin: My comments involving doot/Senor Esqueleto never seem to be well-received, so I'll leave those to the rest of you.
 mwoody: Also, is the wolf borking the winking blue thing in the background?
 mwoody: That cigarette is, puff by puff, doing the entire world a great service. It should be lauded as an international hero.
 Hosebag: I make all these babies. In ONE DAY!
 Ulillillia: Just gonna have a cigarette right here next to the baby cribs
 SkidSolo: Is that an unswitcherinoed cigarette?
 A duck: "Awww, sweet bunkbeds. Can I have one?"
 scribbs: @ch The world makes sense again :-)
 ch: @scribbs photo airbrushing
 San DoDo: Fvck the system, its the little acts that count
 ch: those two chumps are still workin' it behind me, aren't they
 scribbs: I'm surprised there's that much pink paint in the whole of North Korea.
 Wet farts: Wink*
Image 134753   09-29-16   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
463
 
 Alaskan: TOGAAAAAAAAAA!
 Janston: I don't think Santa will like this, but he may appreciate the effort.
 trelyate: milk and spaghetti is such an awful taste combination
 Teechur: Your plant is root-bound.
 Lestrange: This picture is cursed!
 DrinkMixMan: Chrysanthemums spaghetti
 ch: excuse me what is your spaghetti vase policy
 Warrax: This is what happens when I try to grow flowers.
Image 134752   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
552
 
 Zukero: Rad because the soap is purple.
 Hiddentigerma: @Warrax it doesn't even look like semen though. I never understood the big deal.
 funy speling: *spurs jangling*
 Warrax: @Knice Yea, I know you didn't click. You know what's back there. Or did you click anyway?
 WTF: "Housewife finds one weird use for dish soap. Mrs. Butterworth hates her!"
 guest: @Warrax lol you are a madman
 A duck: @Warrax: Also, #57346
 A duck: This kills the waffles
 Knice: @Warrax Nooooo
 scribbs: @a sedated moose Only if you're the type of person who thinks what happens on a Jerry Springer show is communication.
 ch: "You've been doing breakfast the wrong way all these years" - Dawn Grape[tm] Dishwashing Syrup Composite
 Warrax: Saw #57352, and will never again eat waffles without thoroughly sanitizing them first.
 a sedated moose: @Ulillillia but is it art?
 Ulillillia: This is Rad
Image 134751   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
244
 
 ShoKusogi: No, that's false advertising! It's not scoopable, but it was made to be edible
 carlin: Love and sex are two different things.
 mrwiffler: Clumpy cat is clumpy
 Ulillillia: The Life of Pable
 ignatz: @Scoo Is your second name really Pable?
 Scoo: Poopable, Scoopable
Image 134750   09-29-16   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
579
 
 tib gubb: director's cut
 Admiral Alan: a famous man is short.
 cenecia: What kind of cake? What kind of cake!?
 ThatGuy: What's in the bo- ooh cake!
Image 134749   09-29-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
67
 
 Fett4life: Mom, can I borrow the Volvo tonight?
 birdythemighty: oh gods...
 Hiddentigerma: Oh that shit. No. No thank you. I saw enough of that. In fact. I'd rather just watch torture porn without sleeping for a fortnight. That's less disturbing.
 PenguinBartender: What the hell am I looking at here?
 amyandy: I won't google that
 Ulillillia: google doll skin suit
 Phillee: google doll skin suit
 Phillee: google doll skin suit
 a sedated moose: What fresh hell is this?
 scribbs: Valley most uncanny.
 Butcherboy: It's a trap
 San DoDo: Is this real? My mind is breaking
Image 134748   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
915
 
 ShoKusogi: My master loves me. He'd do anything for me. He had my balls cut off.
 Skaalar: Autumn Dog. Fallsiest dog of these gorgeous months
 Hosebag: My master is smart.
 ClockworkJackalope: I killed a squirrel for you... I'd do anything for you
Image 134747   09-29-16   Uploaded by    why the long face
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