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221582  Sharkface: George Lucas dialogue as theological measuring stick? Brilliant!!

221565  a sedated moose: @Coolguy me too, but I think it says something to the effect of "exercise for the Fifth Element / film" down the right hand side of it. (In took Spanish in highschool, not French.)

221450  wolfpk: But mostly your mind; I'm a zombie.

221451  wolfpk: I suspected the farmet next door is using GMO pineapples.

221582  Amiga 1000: I've always loved that "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute.

221569  Dan Tagonistic: This is why I prefer cats tbh

221574  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Huehuehue

221558  Dan Tagonistic: Facitse jam

221460  wolfpk: "Now I must kill everyone!!!!!"

221579  frankie: "Turns out I have herpes you might want to get tested" -Cinderella

221559  Shay: The horror....the horror....

221480  wolfpk: The dog on the right needs to go on a diet.

221566  Butcherboy: Not far enough. @Teechur

221579  skittles: Sorry kid, you need to be at least 24 inches for this ride.

221543  Not A Bot: I'm so sick of these bullshit hybrid breeds with a dumb portmanteau name. You own a mutt jackass. You spent way too much money on it too.

221568  Shay: BAH GAWD! THEY'LL KILLED HER!!!! AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!!

221570  Ulillillia: Reptilians

221577  edgarallendoh: Two girls... Two cups?

221568  Scoo: Later, pooplords!

221516  wolfpk: Sorry brony

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221352 VeeKay: Pre-amputation xray

221357 Robespierre: @Ulillillia You may think that I'm a Goomer / But I'm not the only one / One da-aay-ay you will join us / And the woo-oo-oorld will be as one...

221542 wolfpk: How much do you want to bet that building is a Wal-Mart

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221407 E. HONDA: Actually let's go with Courier, 14 point, double spaced, 4 pages max. I don't have time to read all your shitty papers

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221433 UnknownSample: "We've gotta do it tonight guys. The revolution will begin with us"



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Score:
428
 
 Pizza: Snuzuki
 ShoKusogi: @kalligrapher Yeah, mount them handlebars on the headboard and ride, ride, ride!
 Spray Tan: that's why you should never skip leg day.
 XLY: If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in
 WaffleIron: This is SRAD.
 Headoftheclass: "Hey! I'm not falling for the 'bananna in the tailpipe' again!
 Wet farts: Sleep tight 'zuki
 Flirb Dampumple: Vega$
 PenguinBartender: *Godfather theme plays*
 CastleBravo: I prefer a Suzuki with a little more rear end, like a V-Strom 1000.
 Peter Pantsless: That bike is just two-tired
 kalligrapher: Just because someone called it a sweet ride .. this is taking it too far
Image 134756   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
260
 
 Ulillillia: Pugski
Image 134755   09-29-16   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
265
 
 Hiddentigerma: Diabetes. No diabetes.
 Albo Grungus: Secret Agent Ram-X-7 accelerates down the zip line to the target's swanky mid-town apartment. His mission: knock over a lot of furniture, shit on the carpet.
 CastleBravo: AAAAH! I can't decide!
 Nothing: There's cookies out here too
 DrinkMixMan: Fortunately, though, the "No Cookies" arrow leads into a bar
Image 134754   09-29-16   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
367
 
 berlin: My comments involving doot/Senor Esqueleto never seem to be well-received, so I'll leave those to the rest of you.
 mwoody: Also, is the wolf borking the winking blue thing in the background?
 mwoody: That cigarette is, puff by puff, doing the entire world a great service. It should be lauded as an international hero.
 Hosebag: I make all these babies. In ONE DAY!
 Ulillillia: Just gonna have a cigarette right here next to the baby cribs
 SkidSolo: Is that an unswitcherinoed cigarette?
 A duck: "Awww, sweet bunkbeds. Can I have one?"
 scribbs: @ch The world makes sense again :-)
 ch: @scribbs photo airbrushing
 San DoDo: Fvck the system, its the little acts that count
 ch: those two chumps are still workin' it behind me, aren't they
 scribbs: I'm surprised there's that much pink paint in the whole of North Korea.
 Wet farts: Wink*
Image 134753   09-29-16   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
463
 
 Alaskan: TOGAAAAAAAAAA!
 Janston: I don't think Santa will like this, but he may appreciate the effort.
 trelyate: milk and spaghetti is such an awful taste combination
 Teechur: Your plant is root-bound.
 Lestrange: This picture is cursed!
 DrinkMixMan: Chrysanthemums spaghetti
 ch: excuse me what is your spaghetti vase policy
 Warrax: This is what happens when I try to grow flowers.
Image 134752   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
552
 
 Zukero: Rad because the soap is purple.
 Hiddentigerma: @Warrax it doesn't even look like semen though. I never understood the big deal.
 funy speling: *spurs jangling*
 Warrax: @Knice Yea, I know you didn't click. You know what's back there. Or did you click anyway?
 WTF: "Housewife finds one weird use for dish soap. Mrs. Butterworth hates her!"
 guest: @Warrax lol you are a madman
 A duck: @Warrax: Also, #57346
 A duck: This kills the waffles
 Knice: @Warrax Nooooo
 scribbs: @a sedated moose Only if you're the type of person who thinks what happens on a Jerry Springer show is communication.
 ch: "You've been doing breakfast the wrong way all these years" - Dawn Grape[tm] Dishwashing Syrup Composite
 Warrax: Saw #57352, and will never again eat waffles without thoroughly sanitizing them first.
 a sedated moose: @Ulillillia but is it art?
 Ulillillia: This is Rad
Image 134751   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
244
 
 ShoKusogi: No, that's false advertising! It's not scoopable, but it was made to be edible
 carlin: Love and sex are two different things.
 mrwiffler: Clumpy cat is clumpy
 Ulillillia: The Life of Pable
 ignatz: @Scoo Is your second name really Pable?
 Scoo: Poopable, Scoopable
Image 134750   09-29-16   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
579
 
 tib gubb: director's cut
 Admiral Alan: a famous man is short.
 cenecia: What kind of cake? What kind of cake!?
 ThatGuy: What's in the bo- ooh cake!
Image 134749   09-29-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
67
 
 Fett4life: Mom, can I borrow the Volvo tonight?
 birdythemighty: oh gods...
 Hiddentigerma: Oh that shit. No. No thank you. I saw enough of that. In fact. I'd rather just watch torture porn without sleeping for a fortnight. That's less disturbing.
 PenguinBartender: What the hell am I looking at here?
 amyandy: I won't google that
 Ulillillia: google doll skin suit
 Phillee: google doll skin suit
 Phillee: google doll skin suit
 a sedated moose: What fresh hell is this?
 scribbs: Valley most uncanny.
 Butcherboy: It's a trap
 San DoDo: Is this real? My mind is breaking
Image 134748   09-29-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
915
 
 ShoKusogi: My master loves me. He'd do anything for me. He had my balls cut off.
 Skaalar: Autumn Dog. Fallsiest dog of these gorgeous months
 Hosebag: My master is smart.
 ClockworkJackalope: I killed a squirrel for you... I'd do anything for you
Image 134747   09-29-16   Uploaded by    why the long face
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