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238381  glenalec: Pet rock grew hair and ears!

238383  glenalec: All users of Debian (and derivatives) have an apt.

238383  glenalec: @Christina - I have a low-DPI monitor, so can sometimes make them out.

238395  glenalec: When costs of labor (decommissioning the rack), exceeds the value of the items (oh those beautiful cables, cut short in their prime) :-(

238399  Shay: Lady Godiva's favorite books.

238390  Shay: @Warrax DID SOMEONE SAY PIZZA?! (fixed)

238391  Shay: The Sega Saturn goes in the middle.

238399  glenalec: Plants have needs too.

238412  glenalec: @Robespierre - peanut allergy.

238395  Shay: Must've been someone's last day on the job.

238402  VoR: Oh man. I initially read it as Stay wealthy. Hash your hands.

238253  isosceleswaffle: It's already unzipped its lizard!

238398  Shay: This Land of the Lost remake sequel sucks.

238403  VoR: Borg queen.

238400  Shay: Pwaise the Lord and pass the ammuni-shun.

238408  funny in the wall: such plentiful organs

238408  VoR: That stuff is wrong! Get out of you!

238409  Shay: Not only that, but he ate all the toilet paper!!!!

238410  VoR: May the force be in you

238410  WTF: Reusable fuck given.

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2. glenalec
3. Christina
4. Ulillillia
5. dangerkeith3000
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7. Robespierre
8. Whatever
9. Side Boob
10. mexican

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238352 Whatever: Dinosaur for scale, and indicator of how tech savvy the locals are

238363 Mad Collager: @Side Boob Yeah, they're right near the front boobs.

238382 ping: @antipatterns "Also I suspect you've read Chomsky?" Ashamed to say that I haven't but I've always found him interesting and erudite when interviewed. The random firings of my brain lead me to John Clees speaking Italian and Russian in A Fish Called Wanda.…

238292 Yurishiro: RUSSIAN BOIS ARE IN TOWN

238370 Greifer: battlecat on the floor

238260 Science: The Black Moon - The Cabal: Volume Two

238181 tib gubb: tug boat!

238194 tib gubb: let us be thankful that god would be so merciful

238373 Micro Jackson: Time to get out the big bats!

238328 Yam: @Felicity I feel like theyre all kind of Ethan Suplee looking.

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karpeles uploaded 238306 (1030 points)
wolfskin uploaded 238075 (1024 points)
Mad Collager uploaded 237947 (1023 points)
trepanation uploaded 237929 (961 points)
totaljihad uploaded 238248 (941 points)
KickassHellyeah uploaded 238199 (931 points)
Uncle Larry uploaded 237996 (921 points)
mission2mars uploaded 238025 (902 points)
ping uploaded 238211 (894 points)

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 2. Annoying Vegan : 5602 points
 3. Side Boob: 4685 points
 4. ping: 3921 points
 5. Gomi Day: 3501 points
 6. Not A Bot: 3152 points
 7. logono: 2174 points
 8. Horp Lello: 2090 points
 9. Yurishiro: 2065 points
10. Dresdenkeogh: 2031 points
11. square44: 1906 points
12. Taters: 1903 points
13. deadwombat: 1783 points
14. elronhubard: 1703 points
15. Mr. Shine: 1691 points
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 Micro Jackson: @LaeMi ex-ACK-ly
 generic: @Micro Jackson - Ack ACK ack ack!
 Air Biscuit: Hmph, i thought they just really didnt like birds.
 SpaceCow: "Don't run, we are your friends."
 Micro Jackson: Ack Ack!
 ch: here it comes we were warned
 Amy Housewine: Nah man Martians have tripods and say "Ulla". You've got it all wrong.
 Ulillillia: I'm club fucking footed you asswipe
Image 134505   09-28-16   Uploaded by    Science
 Borkf: I have this exact watch, but I've never seen mine do that.
 Micro Jackson: hard to watch when the watch keeps jerkin up and down.
 nlx27: @guest i ,also, enjoy my left hand best
 Knice: God-damn it, people.
 WaffleIron: I have seen the future, and it is beautiful.
 Bluetocracy: I guess some teachers do give a fuck.
 guest: @Jayfu this is why the watch goes on the non dominant hand
 Jayfu: Gotta be tough concentrating on the video when it's shaking back and forth
 Off Topic: I never had any incentive to get a smart watch. I think I might have some incentive now.
Image 134504   09-28-16   Uploaded by    Prefuse
 SpaceCow: "Now to invent the monowheel parking space."
 Micro Jackson: What's that you say, Rover? There is an easier way to depilate my scrotum? Speak, dog! I must know more of this!
 Amy Housewine: Pictured: a capitalist and his actual running dog.
 Whatever: General Grievous made it look cool.
 harpooneer: Something something damn hipsters
 Janston: I remember this South Park episode.
 dobbiesdoogs: neither of us has any idea what's going on
Image 134503   09-28-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Image 134502 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by trumpet. Boo, trumpet.
 SpaceCow: These sausages are hard to eat.
 Lestrange: Shortcut to copd
 nathan: Pardon me, would you like some grey poop on you?
 Micro Jackson: OK I see it now. There's a little discoloration on the top left incisor.
 Amy Housewine: I'm pretty sue that's a slice of tomato on the end.
 annterland: ON FIYAAAAH!
 Scoo: Wait, Mister! You're drinking a candle!
Image 134501   09-28-16   Uploaded by    amyandy
 Micro Jackson: You look like a fun guy
 WaffleIron: Pass me the butter and a small torch.
 Bluetocracy: Smurf Village
 Borkf: If videogames have taught me anything, there's probably something cool up there if you can bounce your way up.
 Scoo: Yum!
Image 134500   09-28-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 ping: I is hidden.
 Micro Jackson: He had cats. They were black.
 Bluetocracy: Nobody here but us statues.
 Mad Collager: Day 15: One of the smaller ones may doubt I'm a real statue.
 Scoo: How do you do, fellow statues?
 Knice: Stay cool, man; just stay cool...
Image 134499   09-28-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 trelyate: left beef
 5 Headed Snake God: This show was better than people give it credit for.
 Ulillillia: But that's none of my business.
 Warrax: @a sedated moose Yes.
 a sedated moose: You guys wanna hear a funny ass joke?
 Side Boob: WAKA WAKA!
Image 134498   09-28-16   Uploaded by    Emoji
 Science: Who let those puppers play on the Muppet again?
 Micro Jackson: Should we tell the kids they are adopted?
 Musician: @a sedated moose so, the dog understands and speaks English and is mature enough to have offspring and yet she can't conjugate a simple verb? I almost don't believe she would say that.
 a sedated moose: I maked these.
Image 134497   09-28-16   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
 Slowpoke: Tom Brady's pets?
 Korrrok: @ServantOfKorrok They plump when you cook em.
 XLY: You forgot to preheat the oven!
 moogerator: bad crop = bad vote
 SpaceCow: "These hamsters are affected by a condition known only as bloorp."
 ping: I have no idea what is going on here.
 ThatGuy: Ooh look, Cheela! ... Look it up!
 Arthur Dent: Quick! Give them some air!
 Pencil: Your hamsters (?) are melting.
 Off Topic: Watch as the dough rises into fresh baked hamsters.
 SomeCanadian: *sound of hamster deflating*
 Alpha Trion: Flatrats
 Knice: blobmau5
 Derp Herpigan: darn it! who turned the gravity up again?
Image 134496   09-28-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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