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268181  Shay: Amazing.

268176  WannaBee: He's taking that monster shit.

268178  WannaBee: Uh...?

268174  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward dont herniate yourself.

268180  Shay: I don't see purple and black checkers.

268103  wolfpk: @fanny If you aren't joking, I sure the hell don't want to know!

268179  MrBoffo: Pretty sure this is a dog...

268183  Clim Tinties: Pretty sure this is a dog...

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob i'm mad because i care about this shit. nihilism doesn't make you cool. it makes you an asshole. you have no solutions, only weak ass complaints and dishonest sidestepping. you demand information and then scorn my "effort posting." why don't you back up YOUR ideology to ME instead? what do you believe in? what policy would you support if you could vote in the senate? do you have any intention or even conception of a solution to any problem facing us? or do you shit on other peoples ideas to feel better about yourself for being empty inside?

268162  Dr Awkward: *Noice

268166  Dr Awkward: Yes, Coronas need to be consumed cold. It is important.

268152  Not A Bot: Different fonts and sizes, random bold lines... I don't like it.

268167  SunWukong: BEANS.

268172  Dr Awkward: These things always make me so damn thirsty

268174  Dr Awkward: I wish my public toilet stall provided me with such inspiration.

268113  Prostata: but most dogs are good dogs. Can you say the same about most people?

268164  Side Boob: Illegal in New Jersey.

267978  Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Im not mad. You are the one effortposting, not me.

268167  a robot: SO CUTE I AM DEAD

268170  a robot: By the way, that says "exterminate." I lol'ed

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7. Dr Awkward
8. Felicity
9. ignatz
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob i'm mad because i care about this shit. nihilism doesn't make you cool. it makes you an asshole. you have no solutions, only weak ass complaints and dishonest sidestepping. you demand information and then scorn my "effort posting." why don't you back up YOUR ideology to ME instead? what do you believe in? what policy would you support if you could vote in the senate? do you have any intention or even conception of a solution to any problem facing us? or do you shit on other peoples ideas to feel better about yourself for being empty inside?

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.



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Unstableton uploaded 267819 (882 points)
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Side Boob uploaded 267850 (855 points)
Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (854 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (832 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (832 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (821 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (777 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)


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 2. MrBoffo: 4524 points
 3. fanny: 4297 points
 4. E. HONDA: 4077 points
 5. Gomi Day: 3129 points
 6. toad: 2416 points
 7. time is wastin: 2255 points
 8. Nope: 2022 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1790 points
10. Stoner: 1708 points
11. withak: 1651 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1646 points
13. Annoying Vegan : 1591 points
14. greg: 1560 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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Score:
433
 
 Micro Jackson: @LaeMi ex-ACK-ly
 generic: @Micro Jackson - Ack ACK ack ack!
 Air Biscuit: Hmph, i thought they just really didnt like birds.
 SpaceCow: "Don't run, we are your friends."
 Micro Jackson: Ack Ack!
 ch: here it comes we were warned
 Amy Housewine: Nah man Martians have tripods and say "Ulla". You've got it all wrong.
 Ulillillia: I'm club fucking footed you asswipe
Image 134505   09-28-16   Uploaded by    Science
Score:
260
 
 Borkf: I have this exact watch, but I've never seen mine do that.
 Micro Jackson: hard to watch when the watch keeps jerkin up and down.
 nlx27: @guest i ,also, enjoy my left hand best
 Knice: God-damn it, people.
 WaffleIron: I have seen the future, and it is beautiful.
 Bluetocracy: I guess some teachers do give a fuck.
 guest: @Jayfu this is why the watch goes on the non dominant hand
 Jayfu: Gotta be tough concentrating on the video when it's shaking back and forth
 Off Topic: I never had any incentive to get a smart watch. I think I might have some incentive now.
Image 134504   09-28-16   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
449
 
 SpaceCow: "Now to invent the monowheel parking space."
 Micro Jackson: What's that you say, Rover? There is an easier way to depilate my scrotum? Speak, dog! I must know more of this!
 Amy Housewine: Pictured: a capitalist and his actual running dog.
 Whatever: General Grievous made it look cool.
 harpooneer: Something something damn hipsters
 Janston: I remember this South Park episode.
 dobbiesdoogs: neither of us has any idea what's going on
Image 134503   09-28-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Image 134502 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by trumpet. We'll pray for you, trumpet.
Score:
286
 
 SpaceCow: These sausages are hard to eat.
 Lestrange: Shortcut to copd
 nathan: Pardon me, would you like some grey poop on you?
 Micro Jackson: OK I see it now. There's a little discoloration on the top left incisor.
 Amy Housewine: I'm pretty sue that's a slice of tomato on the end.
 annterland: ON FIYAAAAH!
 Scoo: Wait, Mister! You're drinking a candle!
Image 134501   09-28-16   Uploaded by    amyandy
Score:
604
 
 Micro Jackson: You look like a fun guy
 WaffleIron: Pass me the butter and a small torch.
 Bluetocracy: Smurf Village
 Borkf: If videogames have taught me anything, there's probably something cool up there if you can bounce your way up.
 Scoo: Yum!
Image 134500   09-28-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
660
 
 ping: I is hidden.
 Micro Jackson: He had cats. They were black.
 Bluetocracy: Nobody here but us statues.
 Mad Collager: Day 15: One of the smaller ones may doubt I'm a real statue.
 Scoo: How do you do, fellow statues?
 Knice: Stay cool, man; just stay cool...
Image 134499   09-28-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
385
 
 trelyate: left beef
 5 Headed Snake God: This show was better than people give it credit for.
 Ulillillia: But that's none of my business.
 Warrax: @a sedated moose Yes.
 a sedated moose: You guys wanna hear a funny ass joke?
 Side Boob: WAKA WAKA!
Image 134498   09-28-16   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
361
 
 Science: Who let those puppers play on the Muppet again?
 Micro Jackson: Should we tell the kids they are adopted?
 Musician: @a sedated moose so, the dog understands and speaks English and is mature enough to have offspring and yet she can't conjugate a simple verb? I almost don't believe she would say that.
 a sedated moose: I maked these.
Image 134497   09-28-16   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
595
 
 Slowpoke: Tom Brady's pets?
 Korrrok: @ServantOfKorrok They plump when you cook em.
 XLY: You forgot to preheat the oven!
 moogerator: bad crop = bad vote
 SpaceCow: "These hamsters are affected by a condition known only as bloorp."
 ping: I have no idea what is going on here.
 ThatGuy: Ooh look, Cheela! ... Look it up!
 Arthur Dent: Quick! Give them some air!
 Pencil: Your hamsters (?) are melting.
 Off Topic: Watch as the dough rises into fresh baked hamsters.
 SomeCanadian: *sound of hamster deflating*
 Alpha Trion: Flatrats
 Knice: blobmau5
 Derp Herpigan: darn it! who turned the gravity up again?
Image 134496   09-28-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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