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262731  a robot: @tib gubb…

262739  addend: Well done. Now let's see some soliciting. ;)

262731  tib gubb: i remember back in the day, there was only like 5 different fruits and 3 different vegetables

262742  addend: "Compensation is commission only... on the sale price." / "When can I start?"

262741  tib gubb: you wot m8

262742  tib gubb: situation is looking grim

262544  apoxia: @Robespierre There would be a riot if the restaurant here attempted to sell American style coffee, that's for sure.

262751  mackdaddy: Pocket yeti!

262734  a robot: @raditzu Beauty of North Finland, then

262740  a robot: OMG OMG OMG!

262737  Dr Awkward: @dobbiesdoogs I think my old truck was possessed, itself...

262738  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward alpaca!

262738  Dr Awkward: This llama is smizing

262728  Dr Awkward: Wood. Wind. Sex. Shun.

262656  UltraBeverly: The Tingler!

262660  UltraBeverly: That exact moment when your jade egg falls out.

262720  addend: catgut :(

262719  Coolguy: @White Rice I blame the internet...

262733  Dr Awkward: That sure is a big hole

262682  UltraBeverly: damnit that should have been: Borkfholm Syndrome!

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262493 Amy Housewine: @Beft Flumumple YES WE CAN

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

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 DrinkMixMan: Whoa, haha, sorry about the typo folks! That was supposed to read "castration."
 chemical: Tipping his Fedora back, he wiped the beads of sweat from his brow.
 Beef Supreme: Decapitation? I call dibs on the quickening!
 Skinr: my local gaming store has a sign with Samus Aran that reads "Shoplifters will be EXECUTED"
 Warrax: Just what the world needs, a return to medieval punishment.
 scribbs: I'd love to report, but I can't read the number.
 dobbiesdoogs: tough but fair
Image 133939   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
 Air Biscuit: Scented deterrent.
 DrinkMixMan: side dish
 Mad Collager: Campaign promises
 Korrok: Frosting.
 Ulillillia: Lilo Stitch
 scribbs: It would be more helpful to explain to Mr. Stitch how to use an internet search engine. Just sayin'.
 midnightmosesuk: Burying your head.
 SomeOtherCanadian: No one can help you.
 annterland: Playground mulch
 SunWukong: Disposal of victims.
 Nope: Lube
 Nope: Skyline chili filler
 Nope: Landscaping
 Nope: Moisturizer
Image 133938   09-25-16   Uploaded by    carpwoman
 Air Biscuit: Rubber was a good movie.
 SpaceCow: If coffee is weeping out your mucous membranes, you'd drank too much.
 Headoftheclass: I'm bald.
 Dr. Bathroom: ANGERY.
 whiplash: The sad day that Canadian Tire money was devalued...
 Sandor: Cannot unsee the events at Skyline Chili
 midnightmosesuk: I know how it feels.
 Chocolate Pain: Before you die, you see the ring.
 SunWukong: It's a dead rubber.
 dobbiesdoogs: the tire that will kill your family
 Amy Housewine: I'm so tyred/tyred of being admired/tyred of love uninspired
Image 133937   09-25-16   Uploaded by    a robot
 kate shutupton: This feminism is weird.
 Mad Collager: @Dreforian Well played!
 Dreforian: @a robot @Mad Collager Replace all of the bolding with quotation marks and read it again!
 a robot: @Mad Collager Hey, I like your interpretation. And here I thought Beast was supposed to be smart
 Mad Collager: @carpwoman Maybe Jean Grey was really just trying to say "Screw you!". Hank Beast McCoy doesn't seem to get it though.
 Skinr: The Uncanny seXist-Men
 Jennerator: Wait that's not pliers?
 scribbs: Nouns have gender, people have sex. Except for you, because you're an asshole.
 dobbiesdoogs: the x-handymen
 glowstick: Still funny in context.
 crazyfingers: Mental Floss says "In X-men #28 (1967), writer Roy Thomas falsely wrote pliers instead of "screwdriver." The result: Hank Beast McCoys backhanded compliment to Jean Grey turned into a full-on insult to all women."
Image 133936   09-25-16   Uploaded by    carpwoman
 Skinr: I've seen public restrooms that are like this
 Whatever: You had just one job
 dobbiesdoogs: why can't i turn the lights off?
Image 133935   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
 Mad Collager: @carpwoman I am not one bit surprised!
 Defiance: @Mad Collager - I got mad skillz, yo.
 Mad Collager: @carpwoman How'd you put it together?
 Skinr: "I'm a Barbie doll, but I've got brains! / I've got brains and I like sex!"
 Emoji: @Warrax - IKEA
 Warrax: That is one huge bed. Where do you buy a bed that damn huge?
 Knice: @carpwoman You need a Korrok 2016 sticker. :-)
 scribbs: That's how alone many of us sometimes feel in our beds.
 Fiasco: @carpwoman Well we know that you've got the right literature for keeping bugs out of your teeth.
 winwolf: @carpwoman Not necessarily in that order. Looks cozy.
 DerMantis: @Knice - I'm actually surprised she stays on the bike. Our groups mascot is the frog, but I'm not one to decorate my bike like some of the ladies. One simple sticker, one goofy doll....and a shit load of dead bugs on the windscreen lol.
 fishing: @Winwolf - She was tired and wanted vodka, popcorn, and a movie.
 Fiasco: Tired after a long motorcycle run!
 Knice: Make sure you don't leave her at the hotel!
 Peter Pantsless: I'm worried about being small in bed, but damn
Image 133934   09-25-16   Uploaded by    carpwoman
 dobbiesdoogs: well it's an rv, i kinda figured
Image 133933   09-25-16   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
 KingTrebek: oh well whatever nevermind
 Wort Mumpus: @Annoying Vegan - Same kid!
 Annoying Vegan : Same kid? Or just some dude?
 Warrax: No longer chasing capitalism I see.
 Sandor: I wanted to write a bad joke, but nevermind
 norgu5: He wanted to do this naked but the photographer wasn't so keen on that idea.
 Fiasco: No longer in utero.
Image 133932   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
 Daegann: And ends with me
 Vanna: There's always going to be the occasional freak accident, but other than that there's reason you should ever get hit by a train. And yet...
 Slowpoke: Ah... another person ignoring the "NO LEFT TURN" signs... at their own risk.
 Derp Herpigan: Actually it begins with S. Just saying...
 SomeOtherCanadian: You! Get out of the way! For safety!
 Nope: I said you, not me...
 Amy Housewine: That's also where it ends.
Image 133931   09-25-16   Uploaded by    carpwoman
 SpaceCow: There was an arrow pointing to a shady hotdog cart but it up and left.
 Daegann: today
 Korrok: Then move it somewhere else.
 Skinr: This statement is false.
 Jennerator: Banksy is getting lazy
 Urn BooUrn: This is not a wall.
 WTF: Don't you just hate it when you fall through an inter-dimensional alternate reality warp hole?
 scribbs: Then you should have shown up at the planning review.
 FabricMan: The wall's getting existential again
 sparename: "This wall unintentionally not left blank"
Image 133930   09-25-16   Uploaded by    S R N
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