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273069  DrNinjaman: That's the right idea, but you're gonna need a whole lot more balloons.

273123  Teechur: H...e....y......K...o..o..l....A...i...d...!

273124  Teechur: @Prostata Fuzzy rump (probably somebody's dancing name)

273124  DrNinjaman: [Throws pokeball]

273114  Passive: "Hi, I'm here to eat your sneakers and then poop on them"

273094  DrNinjaman: Ultimate Tinder

273107  lecj07: "So, how did this get lodged inside you again?" "Eiffel on it."

273043  Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

273125  Sadbot: Read the banner, Mike Lester!

273122  Passive: "Here is that cat scan you ordered"

273122  lecj07: I imagine this is a much more sarcastic Dr. House.

273103  Air Biscuit: Dont use that indoors, youll poke a hole in space.

273080  Prostata: @DrNinjaman well yes.

273123  Passive: ACKTUALLY...

273105  Osiris: I've seen that in Portland

273109  DrNinjaman: I'm usually thinking about murder in that situation, so yeah, it checks out.

273123  Prostata: OHHH.... YEAH...

273112  Air Biscuit: @WTF then do it. Maybe like the theories suggest theyre too smart to visit us, and maybe like us some of them break the rules because its fun.

273124  Prostata: some kind of rump. not sure what

273080  DrNinjaman: @Prostata This is clearly a picture of simulating a CFD bonfire in order to generate the heat they need to keep warm.

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272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272950 some guy : Snail Down.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

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 dobbiesdoogs: well it's an rv, i kinda figured
Image 133933   09-25-16   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
 KingTrebek: oh well whatever nevermind
 Wort Mumpus: @Annoying Vegan - Same kid!
 Annoying Vegan : Same kid? Or just some dude?
 Warrax: No longer chasing capitalism I see.
 Sandor: I wanted to write a bad joke, but nevermind
 norgu5: He wanted to do this naked but the photographer wasn't so keen on that idea.
 Fiasco: No longer in utero.
Image 133932   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
 Daegann: And ends with me
 Vanna: There's always going to be the occasional freak accident, but other than that there's reason you should ever get hit by a train. And yet...
 Slowpoke: Ah... another person ignoring the "NO LEFT TURN" signs... at their own risk.
 Derp Herpigan: Actually it begins with S. Just saying...
 SomeOtherCanadian: You! Get out of the way! For safety!
 Nope: I said you, not me...
 Amy Housewine: That's also where it ends.
Image 133931   09-25-16   Uploaded by    carpwoman
 SpaceCow: There was an arrow pointing to a shady hotdog cart but it up and left.
 Daegann: today
 Korrok: Then move it somewhere else.
 Skinr: This statement is false.
 Jennerator: Banksy is getting lazy
 Urn BooUrn: This is not a wall.
 WTF: Don't you just hate it when you fall through an inter-dimensional alternate reality warp hole?
 scribbs: Then you should have shown up at the planning review.
 FabricMan: The wall's getting existential again
 sparename: "This wall unintentionally not left blank"
Image 133930   09-25-16   Uploaded by    S R N
 Headoftheclass: (Fist bumps Dad in said 3 way)
 midnightmosesuk: Why give her something that she has everyday anyway?
 dobbiesdoogs: nothing but the best for mom
 Nope: Fucking gross, Skyline Chili?
 Peter Pantsless: I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover...
Image 133929   09-25-16   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
 White Rice: I would read that book. I don't know exactly what I'd take from it, but I would read it all the same.
 whiplash: Neither one of those topics was long enough for a whole book, so he combined them. From the author of "My Brother Was an Only Child."
 Warrax: I took this with me to the wilderness and died.
 midnightmosesuk: This ticks all my boxes when it comes to a good book.
 dobbiesdoogs: eh, i'll wait for the movie
 Fiasco: Yeah but how do I make guacamole?
 Korrok: This is exactly the book I need!
 queezy farm: Throw away all your other books, this one's got it all!
Image 133928   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
 Korrok: That must have made a beautiful sound.
 Dr. Bathroom: Don't be too sure.
 Skinr: "That son of a bitch Westlake sabotaged my helicopter."
 Warrax: ...not literally though.
 midnightmosesuk: They can if your request is "can you hit a bridge?"
 Wet farts: TNT, I'm dynamite!
 fanny: ...but we won't
 Amy Housewine: This kills the trailer.
 Peter Pantsless: Thanks Obama
 underwear: The dramatic result of positive thinking
 Whatever: We'll take you word for it
Image 133927   09-25-16   Uploaded by    carpwoman
 a robot: My goodness, look at the time!
 Skinr: @midnightmosesuk Lawnmower Old Man
 Jennerator: KFC research lab's gone high tech
 trelyate: Virtual Boy 2 looking good
 necronomicon: Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see.
 midnightmosesuk: Lawnmower Man reboot looking a bit crap.
 underwear: It must be an art installation.
 Amy Housewine: It's Hell o'clock.
 Peter Pantsless: Yeah, but does it keep your face warm?
 Whatever: Somewhere in the Mississippi Hellth system...
Image 133926   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 Cami: Sumo prefer to eat animals that walk on two feet, like chickens, for symbolic reasons.
 Headoftheclass: Hey! I tendering meat before grilling, too!
 kate shutupton: I wonder how many Japanese kids want to be sumo wrestlers when they grow up.
 Urn BooUrn: Tell me about the kitties, George.
 Slowpoke: @underwear +1 for username/picture combo
 Ulillillia: Maneki-neko
 Sandor: @underwear for the sumo wrestlers, I'm assuming you mean
 SkidSolo: Gentle giants.
 Amy Housewine: This kills the kitten.
 underwear: This is going to end badly.
Image 133925   09-25-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 Jennerator: 11 12, his career's been shelved
 johnnyc: Ah, it's dragonball z abridged.
 Colty Brumb: Looks like the scene from "The Adventures of Mark Twain" where they meet Satan.
 Whatever: Dreaming is such a broad term...
 Peter Pantsless: Go find out! Isn't that your whole schtick?
Image 133924   09-25-16   Uploaded by    nimbus
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