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263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263338  fanny: shouldnt he be watching pig sex?

263304  a robot: #263311 says hi

263311  a robot: #263304 says hi

263317  ignatz: I'm 55 yrs old and I still play in traffic. (bicycle/longboard) Come at me!

263335  Uncle Phil: I don't care. Just eat whatever.

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6. Not A Bot
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8. Nope
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10. WannaBee



The top ten most commented-on images today:

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263009 Science: This is code for "We got shut down by the health department"

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo



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 Himesama: Hell yeah. I hate seeing commercials where the mom laughs when her kid spills something or jumps in clean laundry.
 SpaceCow: The knockoff Bernsteins cut straight to the crazy.
 Mr. Butt: Baby bear, you rat! How could you give your own mother the old soggy carpet?
 Coolguy: quelquefois Pan pan!
 hearsegirl: Pain! Pain!
 Skaalar: You don't understand, the carpet was friggin Berber!
 SoyUnPerdedor: NSFW
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Scoo I too get a little distressed whilst whacking
 Scoo: @SomeOtherCanadian Which make it even more odd that the international radio call for distress (vs. emergency) is "Pan-Pan", which I'm pretty sure comes from French (whack-whack?)
 SomeOtherCanadian: En Franais, whack = pan. Huh.
 grizzly: This is hot.
 Knice: They thought this would be more fun. #130377
Image 133308   09-22-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
684
 
 RimLickinGood: Romantically Apocalyptic
 whiplash: Me so horny.
 Scoo: Jackassalope
 Skaalar: Catalope
Image 133307   09-22-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
279
 
 whiplash: Turn that second sign around.
 SomeCanadian: Beets by Dre.
 Fiasco: I'm sorry, we're a vegan establishment.. Please drop the bass.
 Knice: Peas Honeydew.
 Scoo: Don't let the beet.... drop
Image 133306   09-22-16   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
136
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 133305   09-22-16   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
217
 
 Headoftheclass: You don't have to be gamna-powered to crack porcelain.
 skillet: You wouldn't like me when I'm constipated.
 Skaalar: Hulk's sphincter can sever someone's arm. Think about that.
 fanny: CRAP
 fumbduck: Hulk splash
Image 133304   09-22-16   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
364
 
 DarkTeddy: Funny until you realize the dude actually used crayons to make the flag.
 Coolguy: Hahaha you took it literal!
Image 133303   09-22-16   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
355
 
 ShoKusogi: Yeah? Well, today is my Un-birthday. Take that!
 guest: well yea i mean some people say college is for to be to making you smarter, but it can also be for to be to making you dead
 Dan Tagonistic: Good things come to those at the gate
 Ulillillia: 2/3 of this image is garbage
Image 133302   09-22-16   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
210
 
 Janston: Also, your marriage must suck.
 Janston: I don't see why any of these should cost any more than another.
 Mexico: He probably shouldn't have gotten married. He definitely shouldn't have had an affair with the bartender.
Image 133301   09-22-16   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
342
 
 macrocosm: What, what?!
 fracking: I miss my childhood dog Tippy.
 Warrax: My eyes were following the red leash, trying to figure out what it was pointing out to me.
 fanny: :8D
Image 133300   09-22-16   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
353
 
 Fiasco: @Joseph I am eternally uncomfortable
 hearsegirl: Sick Floyd tattoo!
 Joseph: It could be a hammer and an odly shaped sickle. Are you comfortable with that? @Fiasco
 ShoKusogi: It's the hammers symbol used by a fascist dictator in the Pink Floyd movie about The Wall
 Fiasco: That tattoo is either two hammers banging, or one quarter of a hammer swastika. I'm comfortable with neither.
 shipotle: Minecraft VR looking good.
 ShoKusogi: I can't tell for sure, but it that a dangling participle?
 Musician: you're leaving us dangling here
Image 133299   09-22-16   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
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